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mikestoner38101
Well it's only the rednecks tater dumb enough to fall for it
magicalbeasts
Would love to see an updated meme without the word “redneck”. It helps spread the word without a knee jerk reaction .
Sorvadi
Superchief86
Got him! He confessed!
frugalandhappy
Yup, let stoopid be stoopid! ?
DaPreacher
Hextator
He got me good. I'm even wearing masks just so I can fucking breathe when my housemate sprays asthma triggering aerosols that "smell nice".
candiduscorvus
Well I wear a cloth mask so checkmate, college boy!
gamblingpoet
Meanwhile Breitbart posted a video that was shared 20 million times on FB showcasing "doctors" who argued against mask wearing
TheOneThatGotBanned
that is the level of commitment we want to see.
someragrets2013
Shame on you!
crossingdynasty
Turns out the real cure for COVID-19 are delicious and nutritious Goya brand products.
michaelfire
"taking their freedom" ...ever hear of killing the messenger? https://imgur.com/4jUDx6W
MikeKeyser
Big medical supply got a lobbyist because pharma had one, and they're making bank now too /s
SalacioussCrumb
AHAAAA!!!!! I knew it!!!
lungbudda
abidikgubidik
Busted
redpandabanana
I read that as “...so I could trick rednecks into wearing paper hats”
scootwhoman
The Trump virus is making people stupid. "Your house is on fire!" "No, it is not."
TubeofPringles
I knew it...
SheepySleepySmuggler
It's always the guys with the long game you have to watch
Tunica
What an asshole, but gotta give home credit for the long joke.
mufflap
iamthisguy247
It’s all about that long con...
cybermeister
Ahhhh, simple sarcasm should be a required course on imgur
Iknowphotoshop
Text is sarcasm’s worst medium. Even so, this one’s pretty obvious.
SavagePatchKids
He's a master of the long-game
b1candy2
Most conservatives I know are posting that one picture of him at his baseball game with the mask down and saying 'LIAR' over and over
NUTRIASKYY
That's what i call dedication
WorshipTheSun
"Gotcha" -DJT
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
He said he didn't want to be seen as a hero but damn this handsome motherfucker for making it so difficult to do so. I never wanted to >
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
> congratulate someone so much before.
Netskimmer
Sneaky bastard is working the long game.
SneakyEmu2
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/05/12/flashback_march_2020_fauci_says_theres_no_reason_to_be_walking_around_with_a_mask.html
RadicalLeftist
https://www.businessinsider.com/fauci-mask-advice-was-because-doctors-shortages-from-the-start-2020-6
morelikeconsham
That actually is the logic. If anyone is curious how conservatives rationalize this, they believe that the ultimate goal of democrats is to
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establish an authoritative government, and that the plan to do so is by first legislating something small (a mask). Once this is accepted as
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precedent, they claim democrats will slowly escalate to any number of arbitrary conservative boogeyman policies. Of course, they do not
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realize the gross irony that they believe themselves to be gatekeepers against authoritative tyranny while actually electing authoritative
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tyrants. And yes, they do think Fauci is in on it, and that he would dedicate his entire life to this goal.
NdotGreeze
If it makes the conspiracy people get it a bit better, if Fauci wanted to make money he wouldnt be working a gov. Job. He wants to help.
BobKatt
Like the conspiracy about Bill Gates trying to make money off the pandemic. Instead, he could have simply not given away half his money
HereCouldBeUrAdvert
You are implying the gov is there to help us. Good one ;)
BobKatt
Whenever my conservative friends bring that or the evils of socialism up I just say “roads” and walk away.
HereCouldBeUrAdvert
To say: you need gov to build roads is like saying you need slavery to get some affordable pair of nike shoes ;)
BobKatt
Analogy is not really your superpower huh?
NdotGreeze
I am implying Fauci is there to help us. If you noticed, the gov has been doing it's best to prevent that.
maxwilder
The government is frequently bad at its job when we elect bad people, but in a democracy its entire purpose is to help us.
GergsJohnson
Regan would have taught us that's a lie, but weirdly enough that's not the case. Funding the common good does pay dividends it seems.
Chevovader
RadicalLeftist
https://www.businessinsider.com/fauci-mask-advice-was-because-doctors-shortages-from-the-start-2020-6
babycucumber
Cuz they're ugly that's why
SneakyEmu2
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/05/12/flashback_march_2020_fauci_says_theres_no_reason_to_be_walking_around_with_a_mask.html
samsoniteson2000
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fauci-masks-no-longer-needed/
samsoniteson2000
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-mask/art-20485449
samsoniteson2000
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2020/04/how-buildings-masks-can-be-barriers-to-coronavirus/
samsoniteson2000
https://www.foxnews.com/media/dr-saphier-trump-masks-lead-by-example
Emokar
Redneck here. Also conservative. Read a few books and understand how this shit works. Put on a mask.
Noob3rts
You can be whatever you want in life, but always remember that critically thinking is a trait that everyone should seek to do. Epic job!
WorthEveryPenny
Didnt know conservatives could read, considering the nonsense it takes to believe regressing to before the civil rights era is somehow good
Fissionman
Thanks for voting for Trump
drakionx
If you keep reading soon you'll be neither
Eramik
Instructions unclear. Put mask on book. Now text won't show.
IAmAngry
Legend says: Some of the people who DON'T wear maske are liberal progressives Bernie voters. SHH this is a secret a "downvote info"
SmileyZ
You are no Redneck! You just have no good way of calling yourself! We in Serbia have 2 words with same base "seljaK" and "seljaČINA" 1/2
SmileyZ
1st used for people living off the land, keeping livestock and stuff like that and 2nd is just a plain uncultured, uneducated, idiot swine.
SmileyZ
PS: I hope I understand well what "Redneck" means.
MithridateEupator
Redneck refers to a poor uneducated person from the South. Sounds to me like you're not uneducated.
johnsquared1829
See, that’s the thing. Being conservative isn’t the problem. It’s willful ignorance that’s the problem. Tip o’ the hat to you sir.
Framtonm
My god! You read a book!? (Sorry. )
RocketOgre
Yee Yee!
jkwgn
Ziltch1
Thephedora
Tell yall friends please, they still keep saying 'life experiences' or some such is a reason to not wear masks during COVID-19.
SumerianCry
Just to let you know, sensible rednecks are the hottest kind of guys. ❤
theonethatlurks
My SO would agree. Fix stuff, hunt for food, loves all shapes of women, values time together over having material stuff.
Emokar
Howdy
DidItForScience
Prove it, let me see your neck.
kaiserkevin
Please try to get others around you to do so as well somehow. You will have a much better chance at changing minds.
inthecold
How can you be a conservative?
somebodythatyouusetoknow
Reminds me of: https://youtu.be/L0VrcvbNQI0. But he's a liberal redneck....
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I can never forget his drunk ass falling down the stairs at Sassy Ann's during open mic.
lurkernoob
Is that an imperative "read" or a past tense without the "i" as in "I read a few books..."?
RampantRabbid
U needed a book to tell you that 150,000 deaths. It may not be a hoax? And that while the government havent a clue a mask is your best bet?
candiduscorvus
I mean it really only takes one book to reach that basic level of sense. Most of the Dr Seuss ones would probably do the trick.
RampantRabbid
Lol. True. Its just people thinking it's a hoax or draconian. Governments are fucking useless. We need to protect ourselves from them and /1
RampantRabbid
The disease. Its almost sci fi apocalypse. Trump seems to want it all to end. Greed and capitalism is forcing that agenda
candiduscorvus
He’s not alone. I have seen a lot more people willing to burn it all down just so they can “win”.
brianglass10
You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. (Yew haw!)
Kiwibunny
Norm Macdonald is that you?
TerraKnight
Thanks for the added translation!
LooseyGooseyBrett
Yew?
BobKatt
Yee
HIValadeen
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ferrbot
Welcome sir, the four conservatives on Imgur usually don’t comment, they usually just shake their head sadly and knowingly. Stay safe.
RelativeVelocity
I've openly admitted and apologized for voting for Trump on quite a few posts, just to show that we are not all lost souls.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Plenty more than that, but they are def outnumbered. Maybe 4 principled conservatives.
theonethatlurks
Us "righties" like to laugh as much as the "lefties " , there are just more condescending self-righteous hypocrites than anti-mask trumpers
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Of course, I have a lot of conservative family and they’re great for a laugh ;)
CrimsonGypsy
Make that 5
Claytonbiggs365
Way more than 4.
BallsMcCracken
Or we do and everyone looses their minds. But I mostly agree with the mask thing just tired of sleeping with it...
jimmityjammity
Why are you sleeping with it? Do you sleep in public?
RiverRoyal
It’s a joke. They’re joking.
DeepfriedNugget
Playing devil's advocate here between 5g corona, mask hoaxes,bil gates conspiracies ect at this point I can't tell if people areJokingEither
sugarNspiceNnice
Apnea?
Nathanyel
I hardly knea!
samsoniteson2000
Ha!