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One Wish Genie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENlbpsMCl8
Dec 13, 2017 7:59 PM
jordanmcewen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENlbpsMCl8
TheGriffin
Magical cybernetic implant that can grant infinite wishes
MRCAB
I have to say, the video was a lot less funny.
TheSteps
Going for a stROLL.
ilikeblondehair
wow xd so randommmmm v-V rawr
dengarsdingus
Baking my way downtown...
gelb2
This should be top comment
reijigin
Holy fuck please tell me someone else remembers the Twitter wave last year with people telling that dude his shoes looked like bread.
RennBear
daynater
Is that link?
QuMark
There is something to be said about knowing what you want. That there is happiness.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
Bread feet!
sukisanchez
DarthRevan810
Until he steps into the shower and has bread get soggy.
jordanmcewen
Pure bliss!
DarkUranium
Unlimited breadsticks! https://xkcd.com/1086/
SederHishtalshelus
Hm
MayorOfCanada
That's 2 minutes and 22 seconds of my life that I'll never get back....thanks
jordanmcewen
Plus the time it took to comment! :D
rookie23
The wish you yeast expect.
Nofootlongs
It was much funnier in my head when the guy had an Aussie accent.
arranrp
yeah first time I saw this I read the whole thing in an aussie accent, it's the look she gives him, the "are you a fucking moron" look
arranrp
I've seen it on the face of every australia lady I know at somepoint
jordanmcewen
Yeah, Canadian... Sorry :/
Captainfantastic00
The video is fun
evilspyre
Would be fun until you encounter a puddle ... or a duck
Jawesome19
Lmao. Why is this funny?
90sLego
Wow, what a terrible decision. He must be inbread
mds308
Look on the bright side. It didn't cost him any bread.
Altanese
Do you mean, cost him any dough?
YourWaifuIsTrash
Sorta reminds me of Charlie's dream journal from Always Sunny. Worm Hat, denim chicken, etc.
vtm06vipes
A genie that doesn't fuck you over and twist your wish? I call bullshit.
ChainmailleAddict
Genies only fuck you over if you ask for something positive.
DarkLordTrump
Mine would have been for a meaningful relationship. Or a 4.0 college GPA and a job that pays well.
fnordy
Who's the oh-so-pleasant-looking young genie?
FeChefImgur
Follow the youtube link, it will probably tell you.
fredbloxx
no accounting for taste.
krillin123499
This is just beyond stupid
RootEnoch
chiechien
That's really a very pretty shot.
FilthyRapscallions
I’m reminded of the X files episode where Mulder wishes for peace on earth. Crickets... Very funny, wish two: put all the people back.
cyberkite
Third one gave to genie. So sweet.
PuddingIsAmazing
people always say "but he looks happy" but like, fucker could have asked for infinite wishes AND bread feet
iSoulend
why would the genie suggest infinite wish tho, she'd have to stay by him forever to fulfill them
PuddingIsAmazing
I mean that's better than being stuck with some creepy dude who constantly makes sexual wishes
CycloneSP
but isn't that easily solved with: "I wish ppl didn't think I was creepy" and "I wish you enjoyed granting all of my wishes"?
PuddingIsAmazing
I mean thats not completely perfect...
Ben1045
She thought he was cute at first?
Junktrunkjunkie
maybe thats because she has to go back once the wish is made? This is some level of freedom for a genie.
iSoulend
idk I always though genie were imprisoned because they were evil or to harness their power, and they just went away after
Junktrunkjunkie
Depends on who you talk to. There are dozens if not hundreds of types of Djinn or Genies.
DeputySheriffMcLawDog
He was going to fuck the hole in that watermelon. This has been a public service announcement.
VirtualChessLessons
?
tyr888
MadDrDrillBit
sharp eye dawg
DeputySheriffMcLawDog
marsman325
Bread for feet Wouldn't that be sweet I'd walk to the park And give the birds a treat
Talvieno
And when the moon - Is shining bright - And all the birds - Have gone to bed - I'll stay up late - I lick the bread
MadDrDrillBit
only once
NickRivieraMD
hungry birds in your neighborhood, eh?
MadDrDrillBit
hangry birds, more like a school of piranha
SullenMoon
I'm reminded of Neil Gaiman's "October Tale".
CaffeineEnabler
I cried. Thank you. That was beautiful.
evilgendo
Excellent recommendation thank you I really liked it
asrai86
That was a really good read, thanks. https://dmitchell77.weebly.com/uploads/1/0/4/6/10462941/october_by_gaiman.pdf if people are interested
evilgendo
SuperLemming
Looks like she got him a pair of loafers in the end.
kizzile27
Stop it
DiDaVinci
I see what you did there. Have an upvote.
UncomfortableTruths
mistermichigan
hamberglar
Fuck you.
yedi001
A pun that good deserves a toast!
sinfuldeath
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Take my upvote, but you’re a bread man for that one.
Gianttesticlemonster
SlanderBox
*high 5
Obscurant
Ohhh, that's the joke. Thanks!
KawaiiInari
dudeiamadude
aBananaIsNotAnAccurateMeasurementOfScale
Zademan
..... fine take a point
Melon213
Aaaaayyyyy
Joshisorderingnow
TheManInTheWall
Why must you make me suffer like this
TerryCrews
MultiPlaysGaming
ma-girl
dalaiyoda
They'll be toast if the floor turns into lava.
Ryebread91
What are doughs?
Twichy
YoshisLeftNut
iamthisguy247
Perfect for someone who is in bread.
DukeDarkwood
Puns like this will get a ryes out of even the crustiest of us.
Dildorthemagnificunt
n3ckr0mantic
Groan. +1
Asdfjlk
demonhunter1245
The last time this was on fp this also was the top comment. Hmm
galah
Former gophers?
kalvious
I get it
DukeDarkwood
But did you see my vest?
kalvious
Made of gorilla chest
J0ND0E297
Genies always remind me of that johnny bravo episode where he asks a girlfriend to be as pretty as him and gets a female version of himself.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Typical wish problem this is why you ask for unlimited wishes for yourself and then the ability of the ultimate lawyer
Lefthandturnsignal
Whoa momma
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Hey baby, you're beautiful, I'm beautiful, let's go home and look at each other.
sanaujiram
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
That deserves to be a post itself
ChloeRed
How about Red Dwarf when the Cat meets the object of his desire.. Himself ;)
BahamutBBob
If we're bringing Red Dwarf into this, you can't ignore Lister fucking the female version of himself, then giving birth to himself.
ChloeRed
Naw, that's when he gave birth to twins. *gets the holly hop drive ready*
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
...wut
HaniiPuppy
(For context: That was not a typo. He humped his female double then he, the male version, gave birth to himself)
0956
Didnt he gave birth to twins that went back to the mirror universe because they were 25 in 3 days. I though kochanski gave birth to him
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Aren't those separate occasions? If I remember correctly they dropped the pregnant Lister plot line in between 1/2
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
seasons 2 and 3. Baby Lister was Lister and Kristine's child when Lister gives alternate Lister the baby making stick. 2/2
ChloeRed
Yeap, series 2's was twins. Jim and Bexley
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I feel like i need to watch this show
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
It's pretty good though I feel it goes on a bit of a decline after season 2 when they get a bigger budget. 1/2
TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Also, make sure you don't overthink things like I do because this show will drive you insane 2/2
FlockOfSeagulls25
Would it be egotistical to say I really really want that too?
SneakEFoxxe
The double really might be what brings this across the line
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Yep
FlockOfSeagulls25
Oh well, I can live with that.
ThailandExpress
Careful you might find yourself running, running so far away, running all night and day not being able to get away if it goes bad
FlockOfSeagulls25
Godsdammit I need a new name
ThailandExpress
you started me off on a 80s kick, been on YT watchin music vids since I saw your comment lol thanks a lot :P :)
FlockOfSeagulls25
Happy to be of service!