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Dec 7, 2014 2:55 PM
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Man I wish Santa Claus was my Dad
weirdlittlezombie
In the german version Sheen's name is Max but I still don't understand why they changed it...
Arkine6
... Because Sheen in German is Sheenulkshebuff? ... I forgot how to make fake German words, best we both move along now.
AsianHawk
I learned about Santa in school. I came home and told my dad about a guy who's bringing presents. He stayed up all night because... (1/2)
AsianHawk
...he thought my mother was messing around. (2/2)
JoshArroyo
Bond with me jimmy
codemonkeyhatejob
Into the stars to buy candy bars...!
astronomygeek7
Santa always did have such nice handwriting.
montclaircougars2017
So Santa was his real dad that whole time?
Fleashosio
I think thats what he said on the show right after the last frame.
PADDYOT
NSFK!!!........*Not Suitable For Kids*
ThePheonix
This website is designed for adults, fuck kids (not really I love kids)(except the shitty ones)
Thepotatoknight
Phrasing?
AmericanAirlines
You can love someone and still fuck them!
BeatlesBaby
In grade 7 my friend and i got in a fight because i pointed out the exact same thing on her framed santa autograph, i made her cry :/
Sauroctonus
I always found this difficult to watch. Their obscenely oversized and deformed heads are just grotesque.
ThatHoOverThere
these kids had some weird-ass heads
Beepis
BRAIN BLAST
JimmyNeutronTheBoyGenius
Brain blast!
ionlylooklikeapotato
Guys! His dad and Santa went to the same handwriting class! WOW!
AnnmarieWiesneski44
Same reason your mom likes your brother more than you
starlordwasmyslavename
spoilers
SoundOfDyingCats
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130319091454/leagueoflegends/images/c/c6/Sheen_item.png
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Sigh. Beat me to it... ...By only six hours. >_>
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
that is the most obscure and specific I've ever seen an got ever on the internet, you saw the biggest risk and opportunity and took it
zen524
HELP ME OUT HERE
Perdvert
It's an item called 'Sheen' from the game, League of Legends.
CommissarDraughon
As league player, I am dieing from this.
TheTriangleGuy
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh I don't get it, help me out here please
CommissarDraughon
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Sheen its a sub item from league of legends. It builds into a stronger item.
PsyCoCinematics
The name of that icon/item is Sheen. The name of the boy holding the book is also Sheen. Commence the now inside-joke-knowing chuckle.
Zechie
dieieieieieieieieing?
CommissarDraughon
Exactly.
InfinityPesos
Half of the best item in the game!
Llording
Surely you mean one third?
InfinityPesos
Nope. Sheen + Glacial Shroud = Pussymagnetic Gauntlet.
Llording
Spiked for her pleasure?
InfinityPesos
Now you're getting it.
fangwulf
That's how I found out the Easter Bunny wasn't real. Left out a note that said "If you're real, sign this." It was in my dad's handwriting.
chickenuggett
I would have signed as a foot print...
winston2
Holy shit his Dad is Santa
Cheerfulinsanity
Thank you
WhenTheMusicsOver
Plot twist: Both written by his mom in the stead of fictional beings he's never met...
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Sheen is Barney.
becauseairplane
I kinda wish this show would come back. Anyone else?
WalrusAbove
Nah, keep it in the past.
becauseairplane
I'll take my 12 vs your 6 as "it should come back" -unless you're being sarcastic?
WalrusAbove
Maybe its the nostalgia goggles, but a lot of the modern remakes of show haven't been...good.
Bucaneer181
I agree. Show the old ones though?
bloodyhellevator
*ahem* Planet Sheen... it was uhh... meh
becauseairplane
alright. I'll give you that. But if I was still 7, I would have wished they didn't stop playing it.
WalrusAbove
Completely agree with you there. Sheen is love. Sheen is life. Named my old leapord gecko after Sheen.
pghquidditch
ULTRA LORD!
EinsteinsFitAsAFiddle
WILL YOU BE MY BATTLE BUDDY?
rbsociety
so many memories
Desallia
Ultra Lorde:
IAmStanleyHudson
Ya ya ya.
dickfarts
I am Lorde
james4481
Feeling good on a Wednesday
RackaDishiprine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THAluX7xttk
Eskandar
Father Christmas indeed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PsyCoCinematics
Oh ho-ho, this guy!
robbinaustin
I always upvote Jimmy Neurton. Always.
Tehadam
I liked that show, but now that I think of it, Jimmy was a little shit.
robbinaustin
Well fuck me running. *Neutron.
ladybecca
iameHidden
I do too!
ImMrNovember
ERMAHGERD JIMMY NEURTON
TheGreatMizuti
*JERMY
homeskilletbiscuit
robinaustin pls
robbinaustin
ALWAYS! (At least when I see them.)
FuckinStrayaCunt
Santa Your Claus Dad
MissMoosette
The best part is that is actually what he thinks/says
Millillion
To To Sheen Sheen Santa Your Claus Dad.
AxelYamanaka
to to sheen sheen, no it's not a secret
Thepotatoknight
Dont dead open inside
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Grab that low hanging fruit.
TheTriangleGuy
What's the story behind this "Don't Dead Open Inside" thing?
BananaLollipop
http://gagnamite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dont_open_dead_inside.jpg
hopeabandoner
It's a scene in The Walking Dead first season where a door in a hospital reads "Don't open, dead inside", but the placement looks like (1/2)
hopeabandoner
(2/2) Don't Dead open inside.
Sm3llyCommie
Why would somebody write "your Dad" instead of just "Dad"?
eatingketchupchips
my brothers sign their last names on birthday cards for relatives. its lol
slong
Have you sheen Sheen's Dad?
thesarahpowellexperience
Because Sheen is as dumb as a rock so his dad had to make sure he knew which dad's signature it was.
heavyliftshardhits
Am I the only one that thinks it is weird to refer to someone as "dad" instead of "my dad"?
brownsugarbk
just so he knows whose dad it was
babyfetus
luke, I am dad
TheTriangleGuy
Luke, I am father
Supanini
My mom gets frustrated because any time I talk about her to my brother I say "our" mom
coolwaterNJ
Same reason your mom likes your brother more than you
tarataqa
♫bow, chicka wow wow♫
UndyingUsagi
Because his Dad WAS Santa Claus! O:
WhenTheMusicsOver
Plot twist: Both written by his mom in the stead of fictional beings he's never met...
WhenTheMusicsOver
Plot twist: Both written by his mom in the stead of fictional beings he's never met...
WhenTheMusicsOver
Plot twist: Both written by his mom in the stead of fictional beings he's never met...
IamMasterofMyDomain
Just in case Sheen ever realizes he looks too much like the milkman.
Milkybarkid33
as a web designer - its all about the white space
asabrowngirl
Because it was Santa!
edissick
to assert dominance ina case other dads anre in the area
MyNameIsAgentSmith
So like "One Dad to rule them all" kinda dads?
Thepotatoknight
My dad just simply peed on my like a normal person
tarataqa
on your what?
Sm3llyCommie
Dominance would be "The Daddy"
tarataqa
WHO'S YO DADDY, BITCH?!?!
Sm3llyCommie
Lordi fan?
BigBlueBurd
I know how it feels to be called Daddy and trust me, it's fun~
NuclearBoxcutter
That's just plain scary.
NuclearBoxcutter
That's just plain scary.
BigBlueBurd
Not really, it's a very loving relationship that I have with a number of people to whom I am a surrogate father.
KateUptonsNipples
How drunk were you when you wrote this...
Beepity
At least 0.08%
JesusFarted
Yes.
liliputian7
six of seven
farwall
Because it's funnier.
bodman
That's not something I would put on a kids show
MaltyVinegar
Kids these days couldn't read it because they don't teach cursive in schools anymore
stillcleaning
I guess the thought was, if you are old enough to read what was written in the quick flash it was there, then you're old enough to know.
brownsugarbk
i saw this as a kid and this went over my head
stillcleaning
My point exactly
revaro
Really? It just means that his dad and Santa are one and the same! Lucky...
TwelveAngryMuffins
It's still going over mine.
brownsugarbk
his dad and santa have the same handwriting meaning they're the same person
urvogelarts
The handwriting is identical. Santa killed his dad and took his place.
ItsFilthyFrankMotherFucker
Jimmy Neutron has dark humor
astropapi1
It won't go over mine, I'll catch it.
mirjak
My reflexes are too fast
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
Considering this was aimed at 10-14 year olds I think they'd be fine
auttyk
I think most kids watched it much younger and kinda stopped by the time they were 12, not 14
dickpuns
what do you mean, I was a big fan of this at that age.
tjbauer987
Excuse me? I'm 18 and I still watch it...
Lyrabelle
25. Sheen's the one who keeps me coming back.
apearthenbananas
Yea..
melveys
My 11 year old still believes and so does her 9 year old sister. I think my 6 year old is the only one who has it figured out.
Barl143
My 13 year old sister still believes in Santa. She always writes a letter and leaves cookies for Mr. And Mrs. Claus.
tiramigiu
i doubt it, i think everyone in our school had figured it out by at latest 8 years old. I think the 11 year old is just fucking with you.
melveys
No, she's just very naive. She complains that her friends don't believe and was in tears when her letter didn't get sent out in time. (1/2)
melveys
To be honest, I think she just doesn't want that last little magic of childhood to be compromised and I'm okay with that. (2/2)
Cipher3
It's okay, I remember this show. That entire episode is about Jimmy disbelieving Santa is real, and then Santa saves everyone.
NerdN1
Just because Sheen's dad dressed up as Santa doesn't mean there isn't a real Santa. Santa is VERY busy!
Momof2needsabreak
Literally how I figured out Santa was my mom. I was 5 and showed my older brothers and they confirmed my suspicions.
ArcaneM37
me too! It was the Easter Bunny's handwriting that got me, but then I made the connection to Santa. I was 7 and my bro was 9 - he cried.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Me too
Isador99
I get separate presents from my dad and my mom and I realized that Santa has different writing at his house and her house.
HowlinMadMurphy
My mom got a few bags of candy, put some candies in our stockings, then put the bags in the pantry. Connected the dots when I found them. :(
telexed
My mother always bought a roll of different wrapping paper, Last year I asked her the trick to making the handwriting look so different(1/2)
telexed
she told me she signed them with her left hand. (2/2)
PartyOverImOut
At 7 I shoved barbed wire up my chimney to prove Santa wasn't real... I was a weird child...
NipplesoftheSouth
Why was a 7 year old able to get ahold of barbed wire?
PartyOverImOut
I was a weird child...
garrettIRL
... my dad always typed my notes from the tooth fairy and easter bunny. i realized just now that this is why.
cyndy88
Hey!! *spoiler alert*
Atalung
believed it until I was 11, twas a gullible child
ambermae513
I think my 10 year old knows the truth and has been lying to me about it but I am afraid to ask in case I am wrong.
melveys
My 11 year old still believes, as does her younger siblings.
BouchTickiTicki
To be fair, your family puts on an elaborate ruse...
melveys
Yes! We sneak downstairs to see Santa putting out presents, flashlight in sack to make it glow. Not to mention WE make a huge deal out of it
Lyrabelle
My mom was sneakier about it, but one year asked if we got what we wanted from Santa, and I immediately knew. You don't question Santa.
mirandapanda
my mom always told me santa didn't have time to address each kids' presents so she did it for him to help out
WhenTheMusicsOver
Plot twist: Both written by his mom in the stead of fictional beings he's never met...
sc894
My parents disguised their handwriting... but Santa's writing was different every year.
lulwot
My parents reused "Santa's" Christmas paper as their own the following year.
lightningfury
Likewise. Mom was a nurse. Her handwriting was very distinctive.
bancodespanko
I found out because my parents forgot to hide the receipts
canwesoakthisin
my grandparents would write my letters to keep the secret
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Christian radio did it to me.
sweetnaivety
This is how I found out Santa was my Grandpa
Katbatt
My mum wrapped the presents from her and the presents from santa in the same paper, I was 4 and too logical, guessed it was her :(
XLunaLoveGoodX
wrap my sons present in different paper. This year santa used spider man and avengers. I used tmnt and batman. I alo use different 1/2
XLunaLoveGoodX
tags to write his name on. I make sure my handwriting is different on both also. Nothing gets tagged until christmas eve. except
XLunaLoveGoodX
his christmas pjs he opens those on christmas eve :D
NoWomenOnTheInternet
My mom asked me to go in her closet to get her shoes, the presents were all there, wrapped and "from Santa".
procrastinatealldayeveryday
My mom did this too and I'm a stupid fucker so I said "Hey, Santa has the same wrapping paper as us!" while my parents smiled and nodded.
theluckysuccess
I first read this as "showered my older brothers" and was so awfully confused.
Momof2needsabreak
Shhhh we dont talk about that.
dinobot
This reminds me of the greatest rage comic of all time: http://www.leragecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/butt-to-butt-song.png
ReddoWasHere
And that's exactly how I found out that my dyslexic mother is Satan, when I was 5!
HailSatinGodOfFabric
Not satan, Satin
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
You're not wrong, and I am fucking all those boys on XBox.
beedude
Woah
aprendemos
Yep, also the tooth fairy.
KingVerenceIIofLancre
READ THE HOGFATHER.
ZeusLustfulBalls
I found all our teeth in a drawer one day. Also, a vibrator. But the teeth were far sadder.
ParsleySage
...what?
Thepotatoknight
SPOILER ALERT
SweetZombiJesus
Aw shit.
Momof2needsabreak
Breaking news- I am now the tooth fairy, easter bunny, and santa!
trexrecca
That is almost the exact conversation my mom had with me after I woke up when she was putting tooth fairy money under my pillow.
hiphopbookshop
That's how I found out about Jesus too.
iterx
My parents wrote in block letters for Santa's handwriting.
astrocouldyounaut
When I was little I had a diary, and my mother use to write back to me in it. Took way too long to realize the handwriting matched hers.
Lyrabelle
Using a diary like that isn't a bad idea...
astrocouldyounaut
I actually wrote in the back of it to hide secrets from my secret journal friend.