I'm no wadjet part 21

Nov 13, 2013 5:53 PM

peggysue

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me????irl

As an identical twin, we don't.

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ADELAIDE

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+1 for Strongbad and Homestar Runner

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My dog hit the keyboard with a dog and favourited this and I'm just gonna go ahead and leave it like that

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Absolutely lost it at "Jesuis Christ"

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OMFG.

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I love you peggysue!

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With our love so rare and true!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

can we all have a slow clap for rick riordan too

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Fuck, I'll give an enthusiastic clap for Rick Riordan. I love those books. And those movies can go back to Hades where they came from.

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hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

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I laughed so hard at the macklemore lyric comment that my asthma kicked in and I couldent read the rest.

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The best part is, when you reread it, you do it in Macklemore's voice.

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Wooo Adelaide!!!!

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HI

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hello!!

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Every time I see one of these I feel like I should join Tumblr...but then my awful luck would kick in and I'd never find anything funny.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

love this post

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might not be wadjet but you do a damn fine job.

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Thank you! :D

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Jesuis Christ? More like Jesus Crust

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Gator wants his gat!

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I want to check out Captain Americas ass :(

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Me too :(

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http://imgur.com/7w2wHSH

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Hello, new best friend.

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I'll be in my bunk

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I think I look better than my identical twin. Still, there are kid pictures we can't tell apart.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"is that a fucking pun" omg I love sherlock even more now xD

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i will say it every time this comes up: dumbledore doesnt fucking count

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I couldn't help but notice the Strongbad and Homestarrunner poster. That is all.

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I lost it at the french jesus.

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I laughed until I cried and I have no idea why

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Because hon hon hon

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i read it in a french accent\

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*FryPhone

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I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!!! maybe two if i looked hard enough :)

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"And the Sphinx replied, 'Trueche'. "

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Freakin Oedipus being a smartass

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What is the real answer to that riddle? I guess I could just google it...lol

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Man. 4 legs as a toddler, 2 as an adult, and with a cane as an old man.

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Ah, I wish I was smart haha

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Well I heard a variation of it a while back, haha.

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I'm using this in my daily vocabulary now

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Respect to JKR for saying that Dumbledore was gay, but I feel it was a cop-out to declare it after the series was already over with.

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Considering how close he and Harry were, people would've shouted pedophilia. It was hinted at in the 7th book, aside from that, no need

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to establish that he was gay. It'd be strange to establish everyone's sexuality in a children's book o.0

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Yeah, you can't really claim 'his entire story isn't surrounded by him gay' when his sexual orientation was never established to begin with

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Nor should it have been though as it didn't fit with the story. The Grindelwald aspect hinted strongly enough.

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YES! There is a way to make it known a character is gay, without them becoming "the gay character". It does not need to define them.

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He worked out his constipation with a pencil? Jesus Christ that sounds painful

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no you use the eraser end

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TIL: Odin likes dad humor. But then again, he is a dad. Dadass Oding.

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HOMESTAR RUNNER!

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the cheat is not dead ... what? its a snow day. I'm going through all the peggy sue posts. sue me.

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Everybody, EVERYBODY!

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HomeStarRunner.Org. It's .Com!

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Sure it's not .egg, or .muffin?

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.net but CLOSE ENOUGH

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damnit i knew that sounded wrong.

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it happens lol

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Yes!!!!

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I still feel we should call people like OP pseudo-wadjets

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Widjets.

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No. Plus these Tumblr posts have a lot of overlap now. Just call them Tumblimgurians or Tumgurians.

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I do like Tumgurians...

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Peggysue is better than wadjet in my opinion. Let's just let her replace wadjet.

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PeggySuedo-Wadjets

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Nice

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I know it's been four years, but the lack of upvotes on this pun is criminal. That was fantastic!

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FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT UNDER THIS IS GAT

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-SBY

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Like, Johnny Gat?

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SPY!

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Well, those are my initials

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Fuck yeah! Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?

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so do we change the ha gay gif to ha gat?

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Gaats is a fucking badass though.

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OH

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That's nacht funny.

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+1 for Giant Bomb!

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I was going to make a Johnny Gat comment. I'm glad I'm not the only Saint's Row fan. Upvote for you.

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Thank you

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Oh god thank you, this just made my fuckin day, Johnny Gat IS THE SHIT.

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Gat, and born like dat!!! LOL

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Who is John Gat?

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Who is John Galt?

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Johnny Gat is a character in the Saints Row games. He's a lieutenant in the 3rd street Saints strret gang, complete badass, and the 1/2

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2/2main characters closest ally

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Although I was making reference to the John Galt character, I am now interested in checking out the saints row games.

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GATsby? what gatsby?

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CAT

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OH

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gay*

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OH

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Hi Gat, I'm Dad.

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But not your dad!

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You all get upvotes.

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Teeth

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OH

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thank u for your addition

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is this a macklemore lyric

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LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER

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Hi Dad, I'm Dad.

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Hi Gat, This is Gog.

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GREAT*

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OH.

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well done, old sport.

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Catching your own alley-oop? I'm going to allow it.

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back from the dead

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Aww yeah.

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JUST CHOKED ON MY GUM AND SWALLOWED IT

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And have my 3 upvotes you sneaky son of a bitch!

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Doubly funny.

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I'm revisiting all of Wadjet's posts and I tried upvoting your comment before realizing i'd already upvoted it a year ago. You're funny.

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Here, have some upvotes! :D

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i like you

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I like you too, Peggy sue!

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D'awww!

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^_^

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Now kith.

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CASE CLOSED.

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Anybody else feel like JK Rowling bullshitted Dumbledore being gay after the fact to pander to her fans?

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Yes!! And finally someone who agrees!

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yup. nothing in the books suggest he is gay. NOTHING

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yes and I find it to be an unnecessary detail. nothing in his life or the story shows that this was relevant information to add.

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I totally agree. But I also realize that a whole fan-run universe has sprung up around HP and that this was maybe to give depth to it?

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good point, I didn't consider that

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No, the books were told from what Harry knew and why would Dumbledore ever mention it to him? McGonagall was married once too and that (1/2)

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was never mentioned either because their are Harry's teachers, and their personal lives are not something he would know.

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I think he was always gay in her eyes, she just didn't really feel it was necessary to include it. If she mentioned he was gay, I'm sure...

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idiots would then start reading into the relationship between him and Harry. I think the stuff with Grindelwald was supposed to hint at it.

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Totally agree. I was getting that vibe in the Grindewald parts of the story.

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She intentionally created an aqueduct character to waylay fanfiction from Harry/Dumbledore's relationship? MY GOD! Her readers are idiots!

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quoi? un aqueduct character? what does that mean?

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deus ex machina, except to shift the plot instead of move it forward. My term. I'm rather proud of it. Btw I'm a big HP fan, idiots=sarcasm

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No.

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Wait... he was gay?

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it was mentioned that dumbledore was quite close with that one other epic wizard when younger. that's all we know of his sexuality...

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She said so later... I personally think it was def. for the popularity.

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Nah, but now he is

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There was no mention of it in the books. So, yes.

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Grindelwald...read it again and you'll be like...wait...

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I think she'd always intended him to be gay, but I also think she announced it later because she didn't have the courage to do something (1)

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See, that's the packaging that I think she bullshitted. Couldn't it just be like "I think I've come to the notion that Dumbledor is gay'

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that might effect her sales. (2)

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Yes, because there clearly needs to be an ass-pounding scene for any and every gay character ever.

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You know, for science.

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Is that really how you perceive homosexual interaction?

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Oh look someone who doesn't understand sarcasm.

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Is that really how you perceive rational defense?

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Homosexual interaction implies sexual interaction. I was using a hyperbole to make my sarcastic point.

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I hadn't realized that homosexuals were only able to interact sexually. I'm sorry that I misread hyperbole so as to make a* sarcastic point.

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"Homosexual interaction" implies interaction...sexually. I hope english isn't your first language.

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Considering same sex marriage was illegal in the UK...I don't see how it would have "pandered to her fans" very well...regardless, it's only

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noticeable in the last book because of the Grindelwald aspect. But honestly, when would his sexuality have come up anyway? It had no place

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in the book to begin with. Would have been odd to point out directly in the books if anything, there was no reason to directly address it..

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My only issue with it is why there was any need to address it outside the books either.

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Every main character, and I mean EVERY main character address a love interest. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Prove me otherwise & I'll laz off my HP tat

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wait, you're saying her fans were bound by an unpopular law and not progressive sensibility like humans that read about an outcast human?

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They were children's books. They weren't meant for anyone old enough to care about gays in the first place.

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that seems antithetical to the universe she's built around those children's books, amazing as they may be.

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Regardless, she knew her fanbase was diverse and widespread, there's no one thing she could do to pander to them.

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Im not saying shes wrong in it! I just think it's disingenuous of her to portray Dumbledores as having an intentional depth that isnt there!

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It's in the 7th book, if you look for it. Honestly, it'd be odd to intentionally mention it, like when would his sexuality come up?

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In general, their personal lives were not extensively mentioned throughout books

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It's possible. Then again, if she announced it in the middle of publication, it's possible there would've been a bullshit backlash.

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True, but she wrote them/planned them a good decade before publication!

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Yes. But we can't infer anything from that. Him being gay after publishing could be bullshit or not. There's no real way of knowing.

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I'm not going to argue you there friend, that's the brilliance of the ploy! It's her jam after all!

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