Can please at least tell the joke right? "How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - "One. They don't have any humor and are very efficient."
It's a common disease in 'Murica right now... just ask me. I'm the best expert on other culture's humor, no-one knows more about other culture's humor than I do, just ask anyone, they'll all say the same thing....
Effe normaal doen nou hoor of ik bind je vast aan een windmolen en stop dit boeket tulpen in je arie zodat je Kaaskop in regenboogkleuren kunt spellen met je reet
Even if it's true. Nice. At this point you'd be exactly on the edge with Dutch people. One inch over and you'll find out how good our healthcare really is.
Invading, sure but Brits do not generally learn the native language. I also have not managed to strip the Netherlands of mineral wealth or impose my own culture, but early days.....
It can mean a lot of things but in this case something like "awesome" or "cool" with a touch of sarcasm :D I don't speak Hindi but I lived in India for a while.
orp0piru
Dynasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qh3x39WV4I
cybergeek
I thought that the first girl was going to have a wheelchair. I was wrong.
NorrinxRadd
This gets me everytime
cognescenti
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Pfffftit
Best out of three? I have Jet faith
justplainvanilla
RevolutionOnHerLips
the only bit of that entire movie I laughed at lol
viva93
I remember my friend getting trouble quoting this in school in 2004. He got in so much trouble for "being intolerant". we still make fun of him.
CheeseCoffeeChests
German here. Laughed. Yes we have humor.
usernamesarenotcomments
GET HIM!
CheeseCoffeeChests
Why? What have i done this time?
PagetheFound
How many germans does it take to tell a joke? One. They don't have any humor and are very efficient.
CheeseCoffeeChests
Can please at least tell the joke right?
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - "One. They don't have any humor and are very efficient."
PagetheFound
Altered it on purpose specially for you. A German claiming to have humor is a joke in itself, no?
CheeseCoffeeChests
Come to germany and you will see that we have humor but are not very effficent
PagetheFound
I've been and know germans. I'm just messing with you.
DJOldguy
This is more like a German joke than Dutch... but then, they are closely related.
CheeseCoffeeChests
The next time you visit the netherlands...
ToenailClippingsJar
Daguq you on about?
v
Ze spreken absoluut Nederlands.
GTFO.
DaCrazyBeggar
Ah yes, person who has no clue about other cultures is expert on other cultures humour.
DJOldguy
It's a common disease in 'Murica right now... just ask me. I'm the best expert on other culture's humor, no-one knows more about other culture's humor than I do, just ask anyone, they'll all say the same thing....
Waschbaerkoenig
1. They speak Dutch... 2. not every joke that's dark and dry is german. Ask the Scottish.
died0
PagetheFound
If you want to piss of Dutch people, make sure to mention you think this.
DJOldguy
Nah, been around enuff Dutch to know you don't say that, even if it's true, or called them Cheeseheads. They tend not to like it.
Leviosoooohhhh
Effe normaal doen nou hoor of ik bind je vast aan een windmolen en stop dit boeket tulpen in je arie zodat je Kaaskop in regenboogkleuren kunt spellen met je reet
DJOldguy
Mij doet het niet veel, maar ik ken een Oranje Drol die dat vast wel leuk zou vinden. :)
PagetheFound
Even if it's true. Nice. At this point you'd be exactly on the edge with Dutch people. One inch over and you'll find out how good our healthcare really is.
gronzilla
What makes them eligible for Dutch healthcare?
Timpani
I laughed. OK I am kind of Dutch but admit that is just funny. It just is.
PantsAreForTheWeek
"Kind of Dutch?"
Timpani
Oorspronkelijk Brits maar Intussen absoluut ingeburgerd.
Leviosoooohhhh
Lekker bezig
TheCANADIANmadhatter
How British of you. :D
Timpani
Invading, sure but Brits do not generally learn the native language. I also have not managed to strip the Netherlands of mineral wealth or impose my own culture, but early days.....
Hoogemast
What mast ?
TheCANADIANmadhatter
It's all good in da hood except the museum pieces but... :D
TheCANADIANmadhatter
It can mean a lot of things but in this case something like "awesome" or "cool" with a touch of sarcasm :D I don't speak Hindi but I lived in India for a while.
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Uw Nederlands als tweede taal is absoluut beter dan veel Amerikanen hun Engels als eerste:)
fdt69
Hey, now, I resemble that remark.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Echt waar
Timpani
Merci! C'est ma troisieme langue.
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Tu es comme les Belges, vous passez sans difficulté d'une langue à l'autre.