TheClawChoosesWhoShallGo
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I can post more but this just stood out to me.
Sep 2, 2016 2:50 AM
TheClawChoosesWhoShallGo
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I can post more but this just stood out to me.
CeydaFarhi
This needs an insanity wolf meme. Too bad it is impossible to summarize so it fits.
notsochilledhotdogs
This just made my usual boring evening commute less of a dread, with a shit-eating grin on my face. +1
losnweria
pics or it didn't happen
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Curly hair and from Scotland. I imagined a certain Pixar character come to life and almost ending said life in the shower.
westvideo
pics or didn't happen
brokenbutstillgood
Goddamn it, have all my upvotes. This shit made me laugh so hard I ended up needing to use my inhaler. Sexy I know...
RockKeits
Your writing is great.
Superstar69
Wow what a story. Think u should wrap yourself up in bubble wrap and not move.
R1200GS
Fact or fiction... it's a perfect example of why you should NEVER shower alone. Ladies... us men are there for you.
Snarkoleptic
All of this for free. Yay for NHS. For now : (
Selerox
Fight for it or lose it.
ZiggyStardust80085
She is legendary!!
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Sounds like a person I would enjoy hanging out with. It's like a real-life Kelso.
IncognitoPanda
Take comfort in the fact that natural selection does not judge.
404GravitassNotFound
Worn Scottish tenement stairs with crutches are not fun. Or without crutches when drunk. Or without crutches and sober. Freezer story?
ArthurKhanvelian
You should've mentioned Scotland in the very beginning, I would've read it in a proper accent in my head then. Good storytelling tho.
Fatherofthelittleprince
Thank you! I'm almost 70 y/o and don't get to laugh much, or often, but this gave me a series of guffaws that scared the dog. Freezer plz.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Here ya go! https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4u2oje/tifu_by_opening_the_freezer_door
Fatherofthelittleprince
Thank you, thank you. Every bit as good as I had hoped. Best of luck to you in the future.
ThisBeatIsBonkers
Lost it at "abruptly bitch slapped by the shower door"
CatzEyes93
Me too. Me TOO!
imyellinkimberr
Me too!
realinterrobang
Post a link to the sauce!
mirshann
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4tz5fj/tifu_by_flicking_my_hair
whyudidthatandnottellme
Your story telling is awesome, you made a horrible day awesome. +1
slamdance7
"apparently medical and art supplies are the same thing" - awesome!
michaeldem
Lost it at this.
FuckyBarnes
I fucking needed to read this so badly right now. Thanks a mill, OP
alpinej0e
"my mum got the shits with me". I'm from the UK, but I've never heard "the shits" to mean annoying, only diarrhea.
BreadyStinellis
Yeah, I was thrown off by that. The shits = the Hershey squirts.
psilentp
also Auslandia
AndrewCanadian
Diarrhea is annoying!
nyxen091737
I recognize this problem, more than once I have had a mild panic attack because I felt my hair tickling somewhere on my back.
Remne
Especially in bed. And especially when the ONE time you ignore it, assuming it's hair, it's ACTUALLY A FUCKING SPIDER.
webcamtarantula
Doesn't it kind of bother you to be that afraid of something so harmless?
Simplyfun
It made me laugh, just the verbiage in play was entertaining.
ooohwee
That verbiage in play was a great way to describe that brilliant verbiage in play
briarios3000
Verbiage means "excessively lengthy or technical speech or writing"—so yeah.
sylvaticus
Freezer story: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4u2oje/tifu_by_opening_the_freezer_door/
Fachera
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
YOU CAN POST MORE, BUT I'LL JUST POST WHERE THIS CAME FROM. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4tz5fj/tifu_by_flicking_my_hair/
WhyMustYouDoThisToMe
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0nceInABlueMoon
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JstAnothrLurkr
BURN!! *insert Kelso meme* ya I'm lazy and tired f$ck off
vzii
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IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
2) FOR MORE, YOU CAN ALSO GO TO https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/
TinyPear
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
dpidcoe
CHECK THE USERNAME
DukeDarkwood
It's not wrong; I read it as yelling.
fulminatrix
It's so weird how that works. The voice in my head isn't really a voice at all, and yet it can be induced to yell.
chickenoodlesoup
I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING. THERE'S NO NEED FOR RAISED VOICES.
SlowLightning
LOUD NOISES
babybrobeans
CHECK THE USERNAME
dougbatman
LOUD NOISES
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
NO VOICES HAVE BEEN RAISED, THE NOISE IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. *
beewhy
....Freezer story?
LlamaLingo
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homoerection
Dotdotdotdotdot
Flyladybug
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MyBallsJustExploded
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leighksofgeek
Freezer story - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4u2oje/tifu_by_opening_the_freezer_door/
TheInbredUnicorn
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VishvakBandi
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ishitabrickforyou
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realinterrobang
I howled laughing, but I once got out of bed to get a can of Coke -- result: broken tailbone, collarbone, fucked up rotator cuff, bruises.
Redandpurpleunicorns
Holy heck balls! How did you manage that?!
carolinaguuurl
Oooh, storytime!
AFuckingBazooka
How the fuck did you manage that?
pleaseletthisonework
Dad is allergic to wasps. In the back of a pickup removing an old bball goal - out swarms the wasps. Dad leaps over the side of the 1/3
pleaseletthisonework
pickup forgetting he is an overweight not young man. This results in detached retina, rotator cuff surgery, knee surgery, and busted 2/3
pleaseletthisonework
3/3 head. But no wasp stings. Mom said it would have been much easier to just get an allergy shot for the sting.
Phayzzer
Me after watching the sunset at the beach.
mothertrollerinabag
don't look directly into the sunset
DEP061
where did you watch it from, a shark's mouth?!?
Phayzzer
Just walking back. Caught the fall with my face. There was a ledge & that broke my fall. Nose broken in 4 places & a 2nd degree concussion
evil66gurl
What the hell?
Phayzzer
I slipped and my face caught the fall on a ledge. You should have seen my husbands face when I walked into the house, I was gone for 20 min.
PopatoMc
Why would you go home and not to the hospital? Lol
Phayzzer
I was by myself, he drove me to the hospital. I was in there for 2 days, concussion and such. As well in a foreign country.
DarthBane713
Grungeking
Man, that duck just looks so happy. The evil one is also great. Just an overall good duck.
daniic233
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daywomanfighterofthenightwoman
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built4speed
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IAteABrownieSheWasTasty
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ohmygodzilla
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StandAgainstTyranny
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imamermaidgangleader
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LEMN1SCATE
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mrskeItal
/a/VqHza just the update: fuck those guys. she tried to post a story and they destroyed her confidence
TiggerDaNigger
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Junkwaxtwins
Original - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4tz5fj/tifu_by_flicking_my_hair/
10sky
THANK YOU. I seriously hate it when the @OP crops off any credits then doesn't provide any links to the original.
TheClawChoosesWhoShallGo
I found this on Tumblr. There were no credits or links I could give. :( Sorry
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Ilikeyogurt
That's sad, I liked her writing it was easy to follow, honest and hilarious
nopenopenahanotgoingtohappen
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Nickboyswag
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MistoKat
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Junkwaxtwins
Freezer story - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4u2oje/tifu_by_opening_the_freezer_door/
ElKoopa
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DontColdTheLizard
Dotted
Petwel
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Murdochwow
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spacecadet103
HAHAHAHA its okay im half panda now
ohwaitwassheagreatbigfatperson
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SovereignPhantasmia
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Berlinthebattleturtle
Department of Transportation
IridescentLotus
Look at all those removed comments....reddits are dicks!
ForsakenNoble
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NeedsMoreFruit26
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GeorgeKvsh
/a/Ef37I
Iamsofaqueen
That's fantastic, I so wish I had this kind of talent
notnotlickingtoads
Omg! Imgur people are awesomeness.
italianboy23
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misskittyamazing
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TheScotsmanWho
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muisverriet
Sad to hear that people were so mean to her about her grammar and stuff. I feel bad for her.
Jazmynejayy
You said what I was thinking poor OP.
Frodoniku
Agreed...she seems funny and intelligent and shouldn't let the haters get her down.
lildeidei
People love to be assholes. Internet just gives us anonymity while we behave like so. :/
pennygwen
Yeah who cares? It read like a conversation! She isn't writing a novella. Rude.
fridaybot
well just make an mistake her at imgur limited space and the grammar nazis will march. No better than the NSFW nazis that march nippleless
DeadlyEnzyme
She has a knack for story telling. I know lots of people that would butcher that story until it was no longer funny but she had me laughing
b1uece11
If she has the confidence, she'd do great on stage telling stories.
KtH91
Indeed, i thought the story was hilarious!
anneboleynfan1
The daisies in the toes part almost made me pee lol
KtH91
I can honestly relate, but she writes it better
Zimenzo
I didn't catch any glaring mistakes while reading it though?
aquabot
One of updates thanks someone in the thread for helping with spelling mistakes and grammar
FuckYeahImAwesome
They were so nasty on Reddit! I hope she converts to Imgur now! =D
Frodoniku
Overall people here are nice but there are cunts on here too
FuckYeahImAwesome
Oh, plenty! And a lot circle jerking too which sucks... But the comment section is often funny as hell
Therearetoomanyusernames
I've only ever encountered a couple of jerks here so fuck you! Don't you talk badly about imgur!