Funny Random Meme and Twitter Dump

Sep 24, 2020 4:55 PM

anlyin

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#1

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

#50 better throw a vocative comma on that bitch, teach.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It took me way to long to figure out how "multiflasking" related to fisting in anyway, #10

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Optimus Grime

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's in the bowl in #33? It looks like Rice Krispies, celery, and carrots

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 my mind did not initially go to drinking

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 tbf, RDJ is also pretty hot

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I started a new job this week and I had to strongly resist the urge to send this in the office group chat. It might be a bit too soon...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Used to work at a truck depot. Dude came in with a custom rig that was a spot on replica prime. Best night shift ever.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m legitimately about to go buy pens based off a meme’s suggestion.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why would you call it multi-flasking? oh, wait. you are referring to drinking. of course...ummm... i was thinking the exact same thing

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"want anything off the cat trolley?" "Do you have anything a little less feline?" "Nope, just giant pussy I'm afraid."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#48 b-but i do both, depending on how hard it is to hold the phone at that particular time

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote dachshund.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that person suggesting that RDJ and Benedict Cumberbatch are not, in fact, hot? ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Landscape = pointer finger, portrait = thumb

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve been looking for a good pen!!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I scrolled looking for pen people. Get a Faber Castel rollerball! Always keep it capped. Treat yo self.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gen x here. I use the phone’s volume buttons

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Julio the dude hanging out front of 7-11 waiting for a job but is actually capable of doing a superfluous amount of jobs

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Look up superfluous.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Legend

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#35 replace projects with video games, and that's me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this Twitter? I thought I was on Imgur

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#11 Basic Training. Set your alarm uncomfortably early and set yourself a task that needs to be completed in under a minute. >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try to beat your time every day. Repeat this for about 2 months and it'll stick for life. You can. Do this at your normal time now. Congrats

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 lol who's gonna tell her she's been purged. I also registered at 18 (2016) and have been purged twice that i know of.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 I'm just gonna file him in the headcanon as "Hispanic Jeeves" until further evidence yay or nay comes to light.

6 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Jeeves is a Valet, not a butler. Just fyi

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm. I don't want to open up any weird doors but the word criado jumps into my head. I'm not sure if it's racist. But it probably is.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's possible the scampi was takeout

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So our man Julio got the Uber Black and Uber Eats gigs going?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

does bruno mars is gay? does julio is lover? the rumor come out!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Brett was the hottest Sherlock.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Uhhhh may I offer you some Nicholas Rowe from Young Sherlock Holmes?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Generally the best Sherlock, in my opinion. Very true to the book character in my head

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He was!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

isn't henry cavill playing sherlock in the thing about sherlock's sister? I would say henry cavill is the hottest sherlock.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well, both.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45 I knew I wasn't the only one !

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I have a box for those. Do you need an old EIDE ribbon cable?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I had a box but then we moved, which apparently is their mating season, so now it’s like, 3 boxes. And a drawer.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hmm ask me again in 3 years please. I'm sure I'll need it by then !

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what about the 20-some pin printer cables?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ooh don't throw away this one! It'll be useful one day I just know it!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 what kind of bear is that?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 no animal sacrifices, I just go to bed around 9:00pm...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn Millennials, ruining the industry for us.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0