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Can't say it not a toy for the whole family to enjoy...
Jan 19, 2017 3:04 PM
madscotsboy
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Can't say it not a toy for the whole family to enjoy...
invaliduserpassword
Bit gay
LukewarmBeans
Worth the read.
potatohunter77
Florida man almost kills grandma with dong. Click to find out how.
Lokeen
Wow just wow lol
dollinblack
njullpointer
a rollercoaster of a ride.
Dunes8
First pic seems to be taken by someone who doesn't know how to printscreen.
ICallPeopleCunts
Time to buy my first one!
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
The Peterbilt sentence had me rolling...
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Lmao I just looked up what sound peterbilt 379 brakes make. Seems like it would be accurate
jayhawker12
Ok, the Peterbilt part got me when I made the BUHRRRRRRRRRM noise in my head
ZombieDK
IM DYING, TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AT MY DESK. I don't want anyone to know whats so funny. OMG
Tylerisonimgur
Can't tell if OP in story is a guy or girl. I'd be 100x funnier if it was a dude lol
sethynvrsleeps
The imagery with the Truck airbrakes is soo great xD
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
ToastyPeeps
I'm at work, and with a flu, so my voice is deeper then normal. When I laughed, what everyone heard was akin to the devil.
RaZorwiresc2
I don't believe any of this. Sorry. :|
bigbossapplesauce
For those to lazy to read there is no dildo in grandma just some serious butt hurt
akvgergo
...And for those with a grandma fetish: http://imgur.com/kL7UVLG
EnjoysFuzzyTingleTime
You're doing the people a great service. Thank you.
TristonCarter
Feelsbadman
ashipthatshipsshippingships
A shame. There's always r/gilf
notthatdrunk
Yet
dollinblack
Spoiler
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Nooooooooooo
whoisyourdaddy
Never mentioned lube, no E anyone actually tried this without lube. I suspect a work of fiction.
ImaginedGrunt5
I'm over here crying from laughing. Thank you
JessiKitty29
Holy shit...
thisistricky
Should sound a little like this https://youtu.be/QR7mxihog3k?t=48s
hallo999
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
keyblader1985
Buttdevastation
alenfishman
nevermasterbatewiththemusicturnedupbecauseyoumightnothearpeoplecominghome
AshKnight1
SquiggleBerries
Prolapsed-anal-heart-attack
TaterLord
TheDeanofLean
Devastation.
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Paramedics
motherfuckingdickbutt
Analdevistision
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
How do I go about saving this for later use?
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
You can go here: http://imgur.com/h4yt6 Favourite it and then copy and paste the URL and type .gif at the end whenever you need to use it.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
But I can't. It opens in a small window only.
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
Yeah you type in .gif in the comment area. That way it'll show up as a gif in the comments.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
http://imgur.com/h4yt6.gif
Boredashell
Peterbilt.
TITANEUM
The whole door situation is extremely weird, but ALL of this is just fucked.
PaulHolioTheGreat
Nanna's got the nasty jam....
ThisIsNotYourUsernameIsIt
I was hoping for an ending containing jumper cables.
cliffordw0389
Don't bedroom doors typically open inward? Something is fishy about this story.
mediocrejoker
Depends entirely on who fitted them :D
AtomicOctothorpe
Pretty sure by code they're supposed to open inward so that first responders can kick down the door if needed or something like that
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Yes, yes they do. Almost all home doors open inwards due to hinge pin design to keep homeowners in safely, with intruders out. This 1/?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
doesn't apply to closest for understandable reasons. A fun story, but that's all it is. 2/2
keyblader1985
It's not a hard rule.
1metalnation
Nah, mine open outward
whoisyourdaddy
Newer homes in the US, yes. Older homes and other countries, whatever the builder wanted to do was fine.
MADASH3
mine does
YOTASOTA
The ending Omg
Catclicksalot
I say fake
nakedfeet
No way.
DaytonaRider
Still a great story.
Catclicksalot
An okay fake one
Snowden2020
Of course it's fake! All dildo's are
Catclicksalot
Isn't latex natural though? :p
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Everything is natural. Humans are part of nature, so our plastic is a natural by product of animal nature
temujin9
So? I come here for funny, not factual updates. Do you have some stake in whether it's real?
thornmallow
Wow.. Sherlock Holmes himself on imgur. What a time to be alive.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Sometimes I sarcastically post stuff like he did so people think I'm an idiot. I hope that's the case here
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Im so glad i happened to see your username
Catclicksalot
It is the case :p