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Oct 28, 2016 6:54 PM
Wexford001
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Huntersmoon115
UltraSuperUniqueName
Easy. Monopoly. I'll argue the rules forever, granting me immortality.
itsrossinator
Only two contacts, my wife and my mother. 100% win ratio
zeusdemigod131
I choose highest number, whoever says the highest number wins, you go first God.
jbird84
The board game life.... show that asshole what we gotta go through, no powers God.. not in the game of life. You just get what you get
Qualtagh
Dwarf Fortress. There is no way to win, so I get to play forever. It ain't immortality but it's better than death!
ImpossibleFinn
Crash Bandicoot 2 on PS1
ThatAwkwardMedium
I'd play DarkSouls. I don't want to come back.
Courier6tubegalore
Dark Souls. Easy.
LumpDaddy
I dunno if I would choose an FPS, God seems like a screen watcher...
ohnonolan
Devil went down to Georgia, guitar hero.
Heartomaton
Smash Bros Brawl. Ike's gonna send God to meet his mak-... Wait.
Cere4l
who is to say gods dont have gods. perhaps thats why theres no more zeus, the god god smote (?) him.
TeddyMoment
Wasn't this part of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
reverendmoss
waynebradybitch
"Best of 7?" "DAMN RIGHT!"
FiddlerofFate
Civilization on the highest time setting, turn by turn, largest world max civs max city states... difficulty diety.... battle of attrition
GuardsmanMiku
Plot twist, choose russian roulette, and when you have the gun chamber the round and shoot God.
MajorPixel
So you are going to shoot an omnipresent, omnipotent, immortal being?
GuardsmanMiku
how do I know if he's immortal if I don't try?
InfiniteMeatClown
Easy, Barbarian on the amstrad.
RoyFuckingMustang
Crusader Kings 2, I get the Abbasid Empire
elgerpus
mobile russian roulette using a Samsung will work
ThatWhichRemains
Skyrim....see who can complete it first
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Mods or nah?
ThatWhichRemains
mods...all of them...all that adds content i mean, and the thomas the train mod too, for lulz
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
What about the ones that give mudcrabs top hats, monocles, and makes them swear?
racknoz
Every possible quest completed and gotta have all artifacts. A lifetime later...
Techpriest93
You activated my trap card, "Thermonuclear Detonation!"
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Torrens's Passage, and no-one gets internet access to look up the FAQ
wadatahmydamie
Tecmo Super Bowl. I get the Giants.
Crythulhu
Pokémon stadium mini games. I can't be beat.
safaripig
I'd go with Octodad: Dadliest Catch. He'd probably rage quit before the tutorial was done.
Insomnia297
But it's gotta be the weird, shameful kind of porn. Normal porn could be laughed off. Gay Midget fisting watersport videos, for a start.
CephalopodLodge
"for a start"
CephalopodLodge
Nim, god goes first.
cullen124
I'd play tic tack toe x always wins
AnAngryOtter
Animal Crossing, we'll be stuck in purgatory forever.
StringVariable
Are you sure you're not in hell, if you have to play animal crossing for eternity?
overnopethousand
Truth or dare then dare him to sin
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
Dare him to make you immortal.
madetheaccountjustforyou
... why would the all knowing being incapable of lying and describing itself as The Truth not choose "truth"?
overnopethousand
I might just squint my eyes at you
ghsdkgb
Play a co-op game, so that we win together, and I can show God that the real winner is friendship.
Kappalicious
Gaaaayyyyy
SaintMaceToTheFace
Drake?
BlackMask686
kylealex1596
Gay
GoniMaster
Gears of War it is.
Kozuki6
This is (spoilers) literally the plot of The World Ends With You
PumparumTheCrow
Man, that was a good game. Never did find out how to properly play Slammer, though.
EnglishMcBritFace
*sends you to hell for being a faggot*
almostsomething182
Turns out God is a /b/tard... And a bit of an autist
Pulsahr
Are you from an anime ?
Creyton
There's a manga with a similar plot to this. Kamisama no Iuutori, where kids play games to be the next god, God being the final boss.
Rekkora
Gotta be.
RamenDays
I fucking hate that in Anime, "My friends, my promises." Then boom second wind with a power level over 9,000.
dougpeck
This is one of the reasons I don't watch many battle-focused anime.
BadReactionToSimochi
It reflects Japanese culture from what I've seen living here. It's a very "we" culture. So the idea works well from their point of view.
Czarmorte
What happens if you lose together?
SnarkyScience
Satan takes over Heaven.
XideN
GG man, game over, game over man.
ghsdkgb
I'm partnered with *God*. The fuck are we playing, Battletoads?!
Rekkora
No a deathless dark souls run
AtlasUnbound
Git Gud.
ghsdkgb
Is Dark Souls co-op? Legit question.
AtlasUnbound
With breaks. Each area has a boss, beat it and resummon your friend in the next area. After you circle back and do it in their world.