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The Most Interesting Mascot in the World
Don't Dance... DANCE!
Full video if you like to watch is here: https://www.facebook.com/captainscoop/videos/1683268045274684/
somegoodusernames
the best part was the kiss cam and you didn't gif that ><
parla
misinformednerd
That head is incredibly well mounted
tjluv
BENNY!! :D
GR3453m0nk3y
Look at that fuck sitting on his phone to the left of Benny in #5. Can't look away from his phone for the 2nd coming of Christ apparently.
doodlemyster
I was upset at how hyped Benny is and hardly anyone was watching. Older people are scum lol
normanras
I have an all new respect for mascots. Looks like the Bulls hired a skilled person, not my drunk uncle Jim.
Clonekid
progunil
https://media.giphy.com/media/RPtoU3RRWubRK/giphy.gif
BKLounge13
Lol got her to smirk
Wombatfisher
Honorable mention to the Jazz Bear.
LukeDeVari
I can respect that roll-recover after the trampoline jump
ravesilly
Bellooch
Maybe the best mascot. But DEFINITELY one of the worst made gif in the world
ronswansonisthereasonihaveadadfetish
Janitors hate him!!
IAmAHollow
We clean up the entire floor every game, some popcorn in an isolated area really isn't a big deal :D
haroldmann
If deadpool were a mascot?
DavidCisme
Nah not enough missing body parts etc.
CoreoBroomstick
Not quite. I think the only mascot worthy of comparison to Deadpool would be KC Wolf.
dudefish3
Sure, when he stuffs children into garbage cans he gets on the fp, but when I do it all I get called is a kidnapper.
ItsJusDave
Will i guess it depends if there still alive or not?
ItsJusDave
Well I guess it depends if their still alive
jakefr0mstatefarm
I reel bad for the people today have to clean up all that popcorn
dweadpiewitwobbits
lol I thought the same.
IAmAHollow
Its really not that bad. We clean the entire floor every game anyway.
bestestfester
It gives someone a job, probably making more an hour than me.
IAmAHollow
I make 17.18$/hr cleaning this sorta thing. Pretty good.
jakefr0mstatefarm
I just realized all the words that are misspelled in my comment haha
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Feel was the only misspelt word though
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
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uselessComment4U
That's my favorite
DickDastardly404
You gotta respect a man who can dunk one handed in fuzzy gloves
therealvandu
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Matt1144
Lmao, I just saw Jerry Springer at the last game actually!
swolritto
I thought Jerry Springer died???
Matt1144
Nope, he's alive and well
CanadianOneDollarCoin
It breaks my heart to see him spill $300 worth of popcorn
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Meanwhile I'm over here wondering who's going to clean all that up!
shavtetri
As a person who cleaned up soda and popcorn from basketball stands during college, those made me cringe.
LionHeart31337
It's gotta be at least 900$ worth.
Mypaycheckisshort
Mend your heart; It's old popcorn that didn't sell from the previous game.
panderbeers
I hope you talk like that all the time. "WHERE'S THE WEEKLY REPORT?" "Mend your heart, it is in your inbox."
imagurk
Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
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DotSlashNatalie
Tell that to movie theaters. They price it like the popcorn they have is the last popcorn on planet Earth.
parla
99% salt
WhoTheFuckisGavin
Who the hell eats salty popcorn?! I once took the special which appeared to be a mix of salt and sugar.. God I was praying with every grab.
parla
Sugary popcorn is awesome but we only get salt in denmark.
Falcrist
https://imgur.com/Bn6uUTv
KevinNicholas
Met this guy at a company Picnic he is a riot went nuts like this for 4 hours
OverpricedCrayon
Last time I met him he picked my nose then wiped it on my shirt. There's a photo of it somewhere.
dmurf26
http://giphy.com/gifs/dave-chappelle-chappelles-show-charlie-murphy-rj8DANCiaMnIs
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I read this as "went riot nuts" and now I have a new phrase to say.
steikewaffel
he's the real life Slurm!
sittingducka
Party on slurms!
andreyhimself
Who says ADD is a bad thing.
Ironsloth159
ADHD* he's definitely got the Hyperactivity...
jivoochi
...Or cocaine.
Geutz
Is it the same guy who played Monte, the U of Montana Grizz mascot?
KevinNicholas
Not sure was in costume and character the whole time. Tons of energy this person has
Geutz
I heard he went to the Bulls. Wasn't sure if he was still there. Looks like the same humor though. He was born to do this.
jeryjesuitical
Rito pls.
BJsForBlueBuff
I feel my name is relevant here :)
jeryjesuitical
Ahaha it really is! I'm just surprised anyone understood this reference.
BJsForBlueBuff
I did hehe :) minions op rito nerf pls :)
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
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NGAAHH
TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION
Leifinson
She didn't blink once.
MorgothTheDemonLordFormerlyKnownAsMelkor
Man, this mascot is amazing.
ivegottwolegs
I was wondering where that first one was.
night4345
Fucking combat roll.
ichewthewrapperandthrowawaythegum
Why can't we be friends, why can't weeek be friends~
helagos
That ref is not taking any of his shit.
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
I cant find my favourite, he is dancing way too close to a ref, the ref pushes him gently... he falls to teh ground, still.... and then
StillHerFavouriteImgurian
continues dancing, flat on his back.
helagos
Oh that rascal!
FutureHylian
Like how the kid accidentally bumped into him yet he still toppled over like the tower of pizza did on april 26th, 2078
c0diferous
tbt
ThisSiteUsedtobeCool
Never forget.
HarveyDentTrust
need some reference on this.
TypoQeuen
I'm putting this on my calendar
lduna
THE BOUNCING EARS IN #3
dumbdildos
http://imgur.com/FobPFzt he was at my sisters wedding
Selerox
He's the Bill Murray of mascots.
Domwood
Dope
SkylineGTRB26
Well the Raptor from Toronto eats bitches for dinner http://imgur.com/rDvGwfD
weekSauce21
I didn't know bosh went back to Toronto
blueberrycupcakes
Had no idea that's the Raptors mascot. The games are on all the time at my house
insertpunnynicknamehere
I just want to see him spit out the clothes
CaptainTrips1980
I went to the game last night! Go Raps!
MarysabelYulfo
Did... did I watch someone die?
UserNameDotPNG
*/r/ watchpeopledie
oddstripedtiger
Yes
omgwtfamidoingwithlife
f
WaltWITTman
I very respectfully disagree... http://imgur.com/qri8DJ5
MileHighLivin
How delightfully inappropriate, haha
CrimeBrulee
Pretty sure Benny would have been successful.
Jaron58
The end all to be all of all mascots.
TheNightmareBeforeChristmasDinner
Phanatic <3
CaptianClod
Before I even clicked the link, I knew it would be the phanatic
NachoManTX
Greenman would disagree with you.
sadariuswolf
"Bitch, what don't you understand about 'repeat after me!'"
inconspicuouselephant
At least he tried. That's all that counts
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CocktailGaming
You should see the Jazz Bear
awilhelmscream
I say these things in the name of Jerry Sloan, amen.
Hellseer
This Bull know exactly what he is doing and he loves it
progunil
you can tell this guy really fucking loves his job
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peanutbutterxylophone
Full time Benny is a dude. When he got hurt last year, a chick was in the suit.
cvadnais
I wanna have a job I enjoy like this dude enjoys his job...
funnyassfuck
And black. Totally black
Jasmindy
Glad it's not just me that thought this then
Dawrn
He either fucking loves his job or absolutely hates it.
dxblacker
"I HATE THIS JOB!" *allyoop*
ThatsANiceUsernameYouGotThere
I don't think I would put that much energy into a job I hate...
graehall
I imagine it's several people.
pixelsnader
How do they fit multiple people in one suit?
graehall
Like this:
? :)
OkSureNoProblem
I wish I could be this passionate about anything.
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
he probably makes 100k+ a year i'd be super stoked all the time too
idownvotekittens
His salary is undeclared. It has to be decent though. I wouldn't preform like that for chump change.
gregology
It's likely me than one person
FreakOnDrugs
Actually pretty much all of the mascots get payed like shit. I mean like actually less than some retail workers. Maybe there is an exception
moxymox
Remember, kids: If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, the person who can type "google" does.
LittleJellyBeanToes
Benny COULD be making 200k a year, but its uncertain: http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/April-2008/Who-Makes-What/The-List/
FreakOnDrugs
I repeated something I thought I heard without googling first and didn't have the characters to make this clearer. I'm full of shit, folks
istealthetopcommentandrepost
There's professional mascot's, then there's furries that do it
aMiniCelloAppeared
Maybe for like some D league team or a shitty NBA team but Benny is an icon and draws and entertains thousands of fans. Homeboy gets paaaaid
markwithaseee
Looks like minimum wage for a mascot in nba is 40000-45000 a year
Nova225
Which is still pretty damn good
kylelovespizza
Dude, bullshit! I used to mascot in college and got to meet several of the NBA/NL mascots and they make bank!!! They also have 1/2
kylelovespizza
Businesses on the side (entertainment/party planning stuff) and that alone will bring in 40k a year. Now, cheerleaders get payed shit. 2/2
jakefr0mstatefarm
Just searched it up. Benny the bull makes 200,000 a year.
Baffelgab
Source?
DoritosAndSoul
Who needs money when you have the best job in the world
aeroz36
and he earns it
Ericht
"he just googled yo' ass!"
YouJustKindaWantIt
I'm not interested in your street lingo!
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
Lemme guess, you got that info from BennyTheBullGreatestMascotOfAllTimeImTheBestImBennySuckItKnicks.com ?
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
It started out as a joke how could it end up like this? It was only a joke, it was only a joke
Jubilieus
If you put in the effort to be amazing at what you do, you get paid more because you can threaten to leave even the shittiest job
Efreeti
As long as one doesn't fall victim to the Peter Principle
BhawbTheMagnificent
Depends. In this case he's marketable, this stuff brings in fans so they can afford to pay more, but that isn't always the case.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
"No one cared who I was before I put on the mask"
Eanikran
To him it probably isn't a job
Apollo1989
or he's a professional
mcphteven
Who wouldn't?
inquisitivespaniards
I don't know, but I know I would!
ohdeepthought
Watch behind the mask it's a mascot documentary. It really shows how devoted these people are. Shame I have a fear of them
Danickel0902
I tried to be my high school mascot. I wasn't spirited enough for it.
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ohdeepthought
It's not that I am just really really uncomfortable with the fact they become different people entirely. It's not a costume it's a character
mialynneb
Just started the first episode - thanks!
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
"Nobody cared who I was before I put on the mask"
aguacatedeldiablo
Fear is such an interesting thing, when you can physically fear something you mentally appreciate.
ohdeepthought
I appreciate what they do but I just hate them; Santas, Easter bunnies, mascots etc
Gogazo
.
Zelidus
Where can I watch said documentary?
CyVs
Uuuuuh, the internet?
mediaman73
Hulu
heyfishyfishy
Commenting cuz I want to watch this
ohdeepthought
It's good kind of like shark week for those scared of sharks. One guy is married to a neurosurgeon and she's super supportive.
goodjobmyfellowman
http://imgur.com/gFKsunQ
blorgmorg
What the fuck did I just see.
PhotoshoppedCera
What in the godly fuck is that?
thekingofooo
It's from "Furries! The Musical"
MegaPowerMan
Does it have a soul binded to it?
BookJunkie27
I am not a sports fan but I like this.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I guess it's probably more than one guy.
peanutbutterxylophone
Except for injury, its always the same guy.
ZandraViolet
He came to me high school a few weeks ago with some bulls players, they were fantastic
dolphinitely
You sound like a pirate
ZandraViolet
*my, damnit
jadespider
Plot twist: The suit is empty. Always has been.
DoctorClef
And will eat you if you go in its secret closet.
MrStarkLord
This deserves more points.
christofoo
Aren't we all just empty suits?
thebigsteezy
It's filled with the spirit of the game and only comes to life during the game when he is truly needed to boost morale .
KingMercenary
The fucking coolest ghost ever
iveneverdonethisbefore
It's a lonely life being a mascot. Ben always regarded himself as an introvert...until he put on the suit.
Azated
The empties finally conquered us. Those soulless monsters. It began, as most horror stories do, with a break dancing bull mascot.
HitlersWaffles
Teddy? (P4G)
bassoon713
Why did I have to scroll so far for this?!
HitlersWaffles
no idea, I guess not many people like Persona.
TinyLiehon
This is how Doctor Who plots start
morgeb
Hey, who turned out the lights?
TemporaryUzername
"we've never hired anyone for that position. The candidates said the job requirements were... BULLSHIT"
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Plot Twist: It's not a suit
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Plot twist: Is an actual bull with birth defects. (P.S. don't google that)
Antiques1
WHY NOT
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Or do, I'm not the internet.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
That sounds like an SCP file... a random happy one.
Fathersuperior
Plot twist : It's filled with the spirit of Chi-raq. All the hopes and dreams
EmCeeMiNacion
What is this five nights at Freddie's?
HooperAintchaWatchin
*March of the Toreadors begins to play*
uselessComment4U
Five nights at bens
Sthweg
Benny's*
CanYouNotMyWaywardSon
Me too
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Plot twist: Is has some one in it, just no one alive.
Jallepalle
"Hey, who turned out the lights?"
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Weekend at Bens
thynix
SOMA?
Mergul
Fucking SOMA, man. It would have been my game of the year if Dwarf Fortress wasn't my game of the year every year.
Chouilste
Aren't we all...
MrRandom314159
You'd think that only one suit would be easy to avoid. You'd be wrong. The fur on this mascot used to be brown, but has been dyed red in the
MrRandom314159
Company's cherry bowl. Blood? No, blood dries, and turns more a darker brown. Besides why would a mascot want blood when there's cherries.
sogardtheviking
...what the fuck are you on about?
YouLookLikeAFruit
Al?!!