FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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Apr 13, 2021 6:28 PM
FuckTheWaterTempleWithARustyFork
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DamnedIfYouDo
Plot twist: bunch of old white rapy dudes own the rights to "urkle", so they get all the money.
Szavor
I like this.
OrangeLazarus86
I’m gonna need a link...for science reasons.
BrickOodie
Yet so many POC STILL behind bars for a gram...
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Laugh track intensifies*
eastend666
He looks as un-Urkle as you can get.
OncoByte
Watch you takin' about Willis?
SweetFigh
He looks like he could be Snoop's son
NoThanksSatan
jimjamesjimathy
"did I smoke that?"
Mercurybird
He sure looks good without those suspenders...
JohannVonTittySprinkles
About 15 years ago that strain actually existed. Now only hybrid forms are available. Miss my trips up to Northern California
BuickKiller
Does purple urkle cause purple nurples
catsandcoke
It’s the new celebrity investment to get more money
buzkilljoy
Rkfinecake
Got any cheese?
frankenhead8
I bet he do
batteryforeverlow
My mother thought that show was fucking hilarious. One of my best memory is her laughing at that stupid show. No offense to any FM fans.
elrisetto
That show was fucking hilarious. Your mother was right. A mother is always right anyway
batteryforeverlow
Valid point well made. I relinquish the field. +1
spitslap
Conqueeftadore
YOU WILL SUCK STEVE URKEL’S DICK IF HE WANTS YOU TO, YOU WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE.
danes2161
Are you high on cocaine right now?
ButterfaceTaintClown
everyone the day Purple Urkel is released
Noob3rts
Didn't Urkel have a tough life? Or was that another child actor? I get so many mixed up.
NoNoNodontstoparockin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3BuqUnxAU
nangke
If he had it tough, I never heard anything. Good on him for making it through the other end of the Hollywoo child actor meat grinder intact.
AdultPersistentAngst
WUT... @LariCheltsy @ItsDandySpaceDandy @SoFloFanChris ?
SoFloFanChris
Ha!
ItsDandySpaceDandy
AdultPersistentAngst
I'm definitely going to try to get my hands on it. Ayoo
ItsDandySpaceDandy
As someone who only gets state "certified" weed,
AdultPersistentAngst
Well whomp whomp whompppppp sad tromboner :/
Chort26
WaySheGoes309
I sucked a dick or 2.....
Gillm09
When this song came out my Mom secretly LOVED it and got the biggest kick out of it ?
StankPitSara
Did I smoke that?
RussianBlueJay
Ordering 3 large pizzas after getting high. Did I do that?
AlkeneThiol
God now I want 3 large pizzas
StankPitSara
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
crazymojomonkey
Offerman's the only one really hitting that
BlackTrashTiger
Is that... Annie?
phukerstone
Annie, are you okay? are you okay, Annie? *annie hits a bong*
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Yep!
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
Soggybathroomsock
What's this from?
oldmate30beers69
Is from that
oldmate30beers69
https://www.vulture.com/2012/07/that-time-alison-brie-nick-offerman-and-megan-mullally-smoked-pot-to-promote-a-movie.html
Soggybathroomsock
Nice! Thanks!
ActuallyAPirate
Omg... anyone have a glass of water? My thirst is causing my brain to imagine things...
Randomice
thefuzziestofbutts
Gifs you can hear.
venomlash
That question only asked by blackout drunks and Steve Urkel...
GodForsakethMe
But no, I thought, I didn't do that..... until, one day, a few weeks later.....
PhilthyPhil8917
Relax.
StrictlyBull
Can he make one called “sonic speed”?
flounder35
This has to come with a free chilli cheese dog.
SmokyDoggg
I love hotdogs when I smoke
swanglemydangle
Yacobs21
Now seems like a good time to inform imgur that the Archie Sonic comments had an arc where a character OD'd on drug-laced chilidogs
AnythingMuchShorter
Why are there Archie Sonic comics? (I already searched to confirm they exist, but I don't know why)
magitek
Because people liked the saturday morning cartoon spinoff show and the comics were a continuation of that. Sunk cost beyond that I think
VulpesIncendium
Bladedrummer
The strains by his brand are all named after different types of cheese: blue cheese, camembert, brie, chevre, Emmental, cheddar, paneer, etc
mutedia
no purple urkle?
phukerstone
that stuff was the bomb like, for a summer. i have old ass pics of the purpness somewhere.
catsandcoke
Lol
LizzyTheEdgy
Oh what a fucking shitbag then, Cheese strains are the worst if hes actively producing more specifically he can eat a bag of dicks
mutedia
what's wrong with cheese?
phukerstone
damn lizzy, that sure was edgy.
aselleus
I cant tell if this a joke or not, but I really want this to be real
UsuallyARabbit
Why does he have 710 labs? Thats a lot of dogs.
wozat
He should make some 710 caps
OlderWiser
If I could afford and properly care for that many, I'd probably do it.
treybyday
Maybe it's a play on 69, but higher.
DaMummy
I'm guessing that's just the name of the lab, "710 Labs" Possibly an area code. I hope I'm right there...
isrslydunnoman
710 upside-down is OIL, slang for cannabis concentrates
stabthecrab
HeadedForEternity
Exactly this.
NickKater
Ha! I thought that‘s a lot of labs...
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Im pretty sure that's Stefan
khaoselement
The most deserving top comment of all top comments.
3dartwork
You'll be feeling Stefine after you use Purple Urkel
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
ThoughtsAndBeers
ElvishPresley666
Laffin ?
eruditic
this deserved a backswipe so I could upvote
whatbuttondoipush
They're doing a hybrid of purple urkle and white and calling it Stefan
sleepysurka
Stefan who?
GoldblumNoises
Stefan Urquelle
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
I'm pretty sure that's Tony from Blackapella
xXxSTEVOxXx
My friend doesnt understand this joke
Flabbio
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Oh, did you just do that
OpinionsOfAnIdiot
i think hes on masked singer right now.
thething1984
Oh shit! Really? Who?
greatlizardlips
I'm curious who you think is Jaleel on the show.
lordofthegoats
Stefan Urkel runs the upscale fancy brand. His version is Ur-kel Pur Pel
Fresh1
batteryforeverlow
Beat me to it. +1
Paledunegis
Fuckin nailed it!
jaystevens137
Underrated!
Fadeintodust
I thought this was Sonic
LegitNESSLmT
iloveminticecream
Who the heck is downvoting these
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
DollyPartonsLeftBoob
whitebbwolf
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Says a lot about the actor when this resonates so hard even to this day.
Targe0
I think that says more about how much the show was put on repeat.
buggme
To the poster's credit, Urkle was never meant to be such a big part of Family Matters. Audiences loved his debut and demanded more of him.
Seph89
GigiDundas
Why do you suppose it was put on repeat so much? Couldn't have been great characters played by great actors I guess.
Targe0
For most things in syndication its often its non offensive and has a lot of episodes so good to fill air time.
FlyYouFLCL
TGIF sitcoms were a legacy. I dunno why but EVERY kid my age watched it every week.
phantomfaith88
Anybody else remember Teen Angel and You Wish?
Toxicempanada
Step by step, day by day DAY BY DAAAAY
puckheader
God, I miss those simpler times
Thornaxe
I think we may have lost something as a society as our entertainment options branched out. There used to be a more shared cultural exp.
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
This! We shared a common reality!
fredsneed
Erryone had to rush to the bathroom and get snacks during commercials. No pause. No Googling story parts. No IMDBing actors, directors...
marthafarquar
UK has a phenomenon known as "TV pickup" which is a massive increase in electricity demand due to everyone making tea after popular shows.
ThatShiftyMonkey
My kids think it's weird we watched shows on a schedule. Like, this episode is on today 7pm, then never again. Hope for a rerun eventually?