TheMegaSage
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Jul 15, 2019 9:11 PM
TheMegaSage
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programwhiz24
I would... Die for... You
candiduscorvus
“Charlie! Come with us to the candy mountain!”
BMan086
FatBastardVegetarian
Match with Charlie the Unicorn.
TheLastSpaceman
A10struck
And people wonder why I have my permit
Noob3rts
Ah yes, the ol' copy paste. High chances this is a bot or somebody boring because they cannot think of an original bio.
AmelioBMerluzzo
She's looking for a donor.
ProperHomeless
She can get up in these guts if I can get all up in hers first
Ghost0fDawn
Either its a good sense of humor or you're killed for your organs. Either way, you win!
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I like how she seems to be looking right through me... and past me, at the same time.
newdoug2017
Taskmaster51
Inthink she's looking for an organ donor
Walmartstallwithnolock
Ooo foreplay
knowzaan
TheHolyFatman
Guh....
Dongmastersven
In her place.. one hundred candles burning
appicciridda
Charlie? https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY
POGassultraboot
Good thing I free base ibuprofen.
justGeorge
Sleeping with one eye open.
Suzwir
Must be a nurse... or serial killer. Not sure yet.
OverMyDadBody
That red dot makes it look like she recently had a tracheostomy which makes the post even more creepy.
Khrome
BiBiBiBiBiBiBi
There it is
Amesang
http://schadenfreudestudios.com/backup/pictures/liopleurodon08.jpg
Nightcaste
Charliiieee.....
polarfuchs90360
Shes looking for man or Organs ? Or blood ?
slowlybecomingacrazycatlady
How has no one made a Charlie the unicorn reference yet.
kushmonk2
o negative? what about b positive!
theogreofpcp
LookYouStupidBastard
I was looking for this. There are tens of us that watch Venture Bros!
gnovice
Elevens!
ilitirit
She's a heartbreaker. She'll take a part of you with her
SpeedBeetle
Okay... I mean, we can do stuff first, right?
ImGoingStreaking
Butt stuff.
thebiped
Damn it man, I was gonna say that....
DropsWittyComments
Yes I think I’m smart enough to get this without losing that...
onecowboytoo
As in you are getting pegged.
ImGoingStreaking
SpeedBeetle
I'm cool with that.
TotallySaneScientist
Bend over.
SpeedBeetle
Gladly.
anusBrokenInstructionsNotClear
I’ll give up a gut-bean for a root
Sephority
I lol'd
OneCraftyHooker
Beautiful example of language. Thank you.
dmd3eorg
a hwhat
Wednait
It's Australian for intercourse.
FrozenCoast
Kidneys are shaped like beans
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
Can't do anything that damages the livers or kidneys, though.
NuggetsForKitty
What kind of sex do you have that damages internal organs?
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
I see the internet has not ruined you yet. :D
PaulImpola
Really, really vigorous sex. In weird positions. With no safeword.
FrogBotherer
I'm not falling for that again.
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SqueezitTheClown
What about Candied Island?
Themostdownvoted
I got one shot left too, I'll give her a try
Muunk
Just liver alone
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
3rd times the charm
sithney
“ — Joey Nokidneys
dduncan55330
Well if you do, you're probably dead since we are only born with 2 kidneys.
OutInLeftField2
Genius.
BiggestBlackestBeard
Kidney me once, shame on you. Kidney me tw-
billingsworthswagamuffin
Your liver heals, you could always risk losing some more of it.
ootsker
Stop bothering frogs
YouHadMeAtAsian
Charlie?
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Says the man with one kidney and one scar
PraiseTheMachineGod
Well, you probably have only one kidney left so you're safe.
gravyandfries
Just cause they only have one doesn’t mean i won’t take it
ChubbyNipple
Relax she's just kidneying
reineseele
I am still amazed that in a land with full capitalism that you cant sell your organs yet.
AbacusFinch
Cant LEGALLY sell your organs
ExtraaUpvote
You haven't found the right website yet
ferndogfp11
Damn right
GastricMuncher
Third times the charm.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
I absolutely love your username, fellow frog botherer
DillPixels
Never go to Candy Mountain with anyone.
Kenken900
I literally fit in all of her demande
TheSilentOod
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Yeah I've had my kidneys stolen like three times... fuckin sucks
Smacketywack
Good thing you got em back.
FrankTheCube
TerribleAwful
am i supposed to know my blood type? who am i, karl landsteiner, the discoverer of blood groups?!?!
mthornton91
JFredPrufrock
You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them.
ilhares
Do you not?
Bukkakeicecream
One you can Google in seconds, the other not at all