Boyfriend dumped me, so here's a dump that can hopefully make someone smile when I can't.

Jun 19, 2016 2:34 AM

itsjustDarby

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Do We Have Any Crackers?

I'm sorry you got dumped. You cheered me up with this dump, so I hope you'll feel better soon.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I scrolled here for a reason but forgot what for after such am extensive dump

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amelia Bedelia!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope you are doing OK OP, thanks for the dump.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I-95 is like, the worst road ever. I've never been on it at a time when there wasn't any traffic.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one right before the "load remaining infinity images" was my favorite.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 is actually perfect. I would watch the fuck out of this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you I knew the Spanish inquisition was coming and prepared for it. Filthy Al-Andalus

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww. I'm sorry. Dating sucks. I'm debating ending a relationship. His ex is trying to fuck with my head. Keep your head up!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Suuuuuuuucccccckkkk myyyyyyyyyy diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gotta say I love you, doesn't matter who you are or where you are from, but for this dump I trully love you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The andoropersand looks like a ninja Micky mouse.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

random short packed out of left field

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not this time, spanish inquisition, i was ready.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*GAAAAASP* I MADE IT

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

saw that same license plate! What a great sense of humor that guy must have.!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 is even funnier when you know that Christopher Lee actually released a metal album in 2010 at age 88.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It is! Thanks yoy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't expecting that

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

No one expects the Spanish inquisition!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for including #3. He's a friend of mine and I rarely see that meme on here :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry you got dumped, but I really enjoyed this dump.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hope you will get over it soon! Thank you for the post.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's really cliche, but time will definitely help. You'll get through it. And we're here if you need to vent too ;D Keep swimming OP

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And sometimes it's for the best, right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as I dislike twilight, the person arguing against it doesn't seem to understand Dhampir or kinds of pizza

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And has never read Dracula, who has both supernatural powers and can be out in the sun (weakened, he's essentially a mortal man then).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It feels like they had one of the big vampire books from the time of books like make your own wand, and never read further

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who was also dumped today, I appreciate your ability to give to others. Now go treat yo self, you magnificent human being

10 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 3

What he said! Hope you find happiness. Or, you know, you can let your hate be your guide.... Yah know, whatever works.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always do this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chin up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I got dumped yesterday! We're gonna be ok, aren't we?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's so hard. You just want to end all of the pain you feel. But then you have a good moment again. It feels good to just heal.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what you're saying is; you're single?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

wrong use of semicolon

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's why JoshHVandy is also single. He uses semicolons wrong, and that is an unforgivable offense to the Linguistic Gods.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That is correct.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I apologize profusely for my incorrect use of the english language.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you truly to everyone who commented. I wish you all nothing but the best.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Excuse me but I have one question... Was that fucking fable 3 fanart

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with Logan? Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omfg I love that game but no one seems to remember it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(understanding username reference intensifies) Do you wonder if there will ever be a second Arkbird in our skies?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if it flies in the name of peace.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ditto. How Edge would want it, too.

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