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Jul 13, 2017 10:02 PM
HocusPenis
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WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
Oi mate! I need you ta look after this here chlamydia. My old fella burns like the devil when I take a leak.
sunderedcycle
90% of koalas have chlamydia
GodCommentMaker
Don't mind me
thequeenishome
I can't get the taste of my mother's ass out of my mouth. - Koala probably
Syppi
I love that the receptionist is none the wiser...
WaitingToExplode
Hospital Koala-ty control
cupcakebattlefield88
Damn beat me to it.
KaJuN
Even koalas have better healthcare than Americans.
IsuckAsthis
Vets are legally required to treat native species for free before passing them onto carers, so yeah
sheldondatta
Arnt koalas really mean. All I know about them is from that one dudes Craigslist post trying to sell his rapist one....
thesteamdriven
He's there because he has chlamydia.
Sweatybuttwhataretheyfeedingyou
"G'day doc. Yeah, nah me drogo's got the scratchos. Looks like a barbied shrimpo too"
dragonball1909
Don't they all
Scrotumraptor
What
dragonball1909
They carry Chlamydia and spread it by raping each other nasty little buggers.
Polynigmion
Koalas carry chlamydia.
ruferto
yea, but still
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
@ThatAustralianCunt
Taketheshot56
I'm Bruce and this is muh ER. I've been doin this fer 22 years mate and I tell ya. I never know what's gonna come through that door.
matt692007
Is that a drop bear?
CanadianFurr
Shhhh...
BritishBatman
That's Dr. lyptus. Dr. Euca lyptus
heirsasquatch
Giddy I got my boomerang stuck inside a wallabee an a yowie knicked me freddo frogs! Oi noi theirs a dingo and a platypus ahead of me.
sundaymondayhippyday
MyPeskyClownBoner
Anybody speak Australian and can translate for me?
skrimg59
Im not fluent but I think he's asking what time it is
ThatOneGuyPablo
9:37. Can you translate it into aussie for me?
ComeBurnMe
GalbraithS
Drop bear needs medical attention
youngoldbravebold
Fuck, there's loads of them coming in
wadenelson1
Wow. How many of them are there?
Demonlord24
"I heard this place offers Koality service."
Schwagglefreak
GODDAMMIT, Australia.
BannedForNSFW03
verset
Happened once in the hotel I was staying but with a reindeer.
GradiustheFox
From what I know about Koalas, that creature has no idea he's just entered a building.
sumnsumn
Give me my fkn eucalyptus shots cunt
slamnfreak
Oh yeah, that picture goes up on the wall she slides into the sack faster than a singed Koala bear looking for an all night burn center.
balls9000
That's obviously a doctor. She has all the koala-fications
Roland191145
Which doctor ordered 1500cc of adorable murder fluff?
goprooptics
Why am I here? You koala'ed me, remember?
TOMMOEX
Jeez how many koalas are coming in?
IsThisUsernameRelevant
All of them.
orangatuan
I've counted 69 so far.
bugeyetex
Big family
TrustMeImABassist
*counting on fingers* ... *counting on the other hand* ... more than ten.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
At least 3
naruku
Well you're not wrong
blonx
All of them
rockgolf
Koala the midwife!
stayfoxy
Not enough
Eonymia
Seems like a bunch every other day when this gif is posted again.
TZO2k15
Oh shit...I just posted a similar comment, still, you have my upvote!
mycrazylife5891
I seriously thought another was coming in at first. Then I realized I'm just stupid and need to go to bed already.
aninvisiblemaniac
its the start of the night shift, they just want to get to work
hmzzz
114 and counting
fistermatic5000
Is that what a cunt is??
Darthwaffler
There's got to be a yo momma joke in there somewhere.
fistermatic5000
You ever had so many jokes going through your head that you can't get a single one out?
Darthwaffler
It has been known to happen :)
Gnufighter
Well they all have chlamydia
MrBobSaget
I see nothing strange here. It's a koalafied doctor going to work.
goprooptics
*Aussie nothing strange here.
MrBobSaget
normajeane21
Cheese and rice