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Oct 29, 2017 1:10 PM
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DaggersNscarS
I put a shitload of peppers and onions on my food, my family doesnt likes peppers and onions. Problem solved.
BorderlandRanger
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
ExcuseMeLadiesWhileiiJustGoKillMyself
Don't touch my noods!
talos2
I've seen that gif... I was hoping that this time it won't cut too soon..
357MAGNUM
Filipino wife. I allow it because it really isn't that big a deal for me.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
DeadlyChula
WOMAN don’t you dare touch mah food!
CrossBetween
barbwyre59
In the service ,I stabbed a guy on the ship with a fork for taking fries from my plate
locadol1225
Be real though, if she has the gall to take the beef from my ramen, she will take the full steak later. I’m only half nippon so one tentacle
StillNotYouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bas1qSOWU8w
waitdoyounot
And as someone else commented last time, who is holding the camera as he uses two hands to switch bowls. Most likely staged
SaticoySteel
Still funny
Flashthehoboflash
She's acting all cute for food. Id do the exact same thing. Think again birch.
ugenics
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!
Dionysus187
I ONLY ORDER OR MAKE ENOUGH FOOD FOR ME AND ME ALONE (unless asked otherwise beforehand)
BreenW
Me: Would you like me to get x for you, too? Her: no thanks. Me: *Gets two anyway, gives one to her*. NO ONE TOUCHES MY FUCKING SHIT.
itseasierbeingaslut
Out played
Kjreily
Init ????❤️
uebermacht
When is it my turn to repost this?
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Always get your own. Don't be stealing.
quirkybombshell360
Stay in ya own plate! LoL!
NockLoose
aFleaByte
Kjreily
The guys smart
Resurrectionist
Never knew a gif could have so much jpeg
Nodoan
Sometimes theres a .RAR in your jpeg as well.
imagurk
I was going to say something like this, but I dithered.
n432984320
https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos
CeramicMug
Its not even a good repost
Kjreily
Well it obvs is because it's gone viral on the front page ????????
Kjreily
I thought that, I just thought it was funny so I shared it.
geochro
It has been posted so many times in the last few months
Kjreily
Well people seem to like it x
kelgamer13000
EdgeLawd420
Lmao this is exactly the first thing that came to mind
LoveAnew
That look at the end is perfect
AwizardcalledGobswistle
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
just4thelolz
AwizardcalledGobswistle
The masses demanded the predictable. I drew the short straw
inipi
I'm pretty impressed how she handles that wet egg with chopsticks Oo
HappyPLUR
I count 4 hands. So who was phone?
NotADodgeBallCannon
I got in a fight in high school because someone playfully grabbed my day old McDonald cheeseburgers. I'm not the violent type at all, but I/
NotADodgeBallCannon
Slammed that motherfucker all over the place. I think everyone the class was scared and confused
iamthisguy247
Yeah, in all honesty, I love my wife, my kids, family, etc, and I try to be generous with them. But don't touch my motherfucking food.
SnoopDoggAttending
I usually get an amount i can eat. the perfect amount. then my family comes along and eats a bite and now i gotta recapture the perfection.
yolobrolo
I share my food, but touch my fucking milk...
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
I've hit the Jackpot. My girlfriend will always say "I don't want an order of fries, but can you get a bigger size so I can have a few?"
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
aWildHodorAppears
Joey doesn't share!!!
ohhappygofuntime
Amen
whyintheheck
This. I'll happily give people a bite of my food IF ASKED, but I will grab your wrist like a goddamn bear trap if you just take it.
potshot
I don't mind sharing as long as it's agreed beforehand. I hate having someone take food mid-meal.
iamthisguy247
Yeah, planned sharing is find.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
"does daddy have to cut a bitch?" -that guy, with a manic expression, probably
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
FlingdungTheDeathless
Ya cause it's in such short supply.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Thats not the point cunt. If you wanted food, make it yo damn self. I made it for me.
Vaenaemoenen
Does that make you a selfish cunt?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
No? If I take you're keys and start driving your car around without your permission and you get mad, are you a selfish cunt?
xCygnusX1x
That's so far from the point.
BavarianGuy
See, here's how it works. I order what I wanna eat And I alone eat it. --Jeff Bingham
Randomkid69
Especially if its ramen. That's just way to delicious to share!
jcrabb2013
When I prepare my food, I prepare the EXACT amount I was planning on eating.
Myniggathatwasdeep
yeah but can I just get a little piece....
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I’m trying to imagine the kind of person that downvotes this. Probably serial food stealers.
nicknackpaddywack
I do that, but i also ask my wife if I should make her some too. Usually she says no, then proceeds to ask for my food after it's cooked.
ForgivingCat
I find that very difficult to do.
iamthisguy247
Agreed. This is how much I wanted. I didn't prepare extra just in case for someone else wants some.
keyonne
I don’t like to be wasteful. I make exactly how much I plan to eat. If you take some I’m going to make you make more!
SamArt53
I have EXACTLY the number of French friesI want to eat, not a single extra one, exactly the number I will eat.
overboard
Okay, Gandalf.
whosagoodboy92
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
I see so many posts like this but I just don't get it.. Why is the idea of sharing food such an outrage for you guys
WaneTendo
some people might have had a fucked up upbringing where they didn't have enough to go around. I personally like sharing my food, feels good
51rebaS
I prepare the exact amount of food I want to eat. If they ask ahead of time for me to make some extra sure Ill do it, just dont take MY food
badaliens
Honestly it bugs me when people don't ask just take. If they asked I would happily share and offer more, if they don't, I find it rude.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
For me, just helping yourself to MY food without asking is a no-go. Asking if you can take a bit - sure, why not.
Shoutrr
&: ask, don't take. 2: if you also have food, you don't need mine. 3: if you didn't want food, don't take mine.
WirenutsInYourButts
It kind of triggers something defensive in my mind if someone takes my food without me offering it.
foursideseven
It's called asking. Unless you just take it without permission, then it's called asking for a fight.
UhhuhSpaceRunner
Because it is mine. If I offer you to taste something that's fine, if you just take your going to get your teeth slapped down your throat.
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
Lol obviously
UhhuhSpaceRunner
Also stands for after I offer you to try it, I gave you the amount to try, you do not take more without me offering
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
Ok don't touch your food. Got it
UhhuhSpaceRunner
Simples really.
MotherSekmet
I actually almost never finish my plate or drink or snack. my boyfriend is constantly eatting my leftovers. he doesnt want to be wasteful.
ForgivingCat
The more you eat, the more waste you produce.
canibalpicante
My entire life is a waste.
FernandoRumdebum
That's absolutely fine. But to just take someone's food while they're eating is awful. To not even ask, just assume it's OK ? Nah son.
CherryEmpress
Same. It's a good deal for us both. He gets extra food, I don't have to feel bad about wasting it.
iamthisguy247
Me too. I guess I'm kinda dick. Won't share but I'll eat my wife's leftovers, and wait on my kids to get full like a vulture.
Zequr
That's mean. my mate at least let me taste his stuff. but then again I take very small bites.
IAmTheBadW01f
We had friends over with pizza. Someone didn't eat their crust. So I did. Waste not, want not. Actually, not quite, I still want more pizza!
iamthisguy247
My kids don't eat their pizza crusts. So I'll eat them, if my wife doesn't first.
IAmTheBadW01f
Nom nom nom
Duendes
GF does the same thing. I am the human garbage disposal. Also 19% BFat now
MotherSekmet
I think most boyfriends are good garbage disposals. its one of there many uses.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
My fiance never finishes her food either, might contribute a bit to me having gotten much fatter since we got together.
Zequr
Same. But I often want a taste of things he eat so it evens out.
ErnestoJackson
This is me.
Throrf
Yup.
SendMeUrKittyPics
This is me, but it still kinda irks me if someone I don't know that well asks me for my food before I'm even finished it.
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SendMeUrKittyPics
Wait what?
mandysue
I was thinking the same thing! Where did that come from!?lmao
MotherSekmet
im gonna send you my kitty pics! I dont think your fat btw.. idk whats up with that guy