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Which of you ladies was this? :D
I wonder what kind of range and accuracy she has.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725576/Breastfeeding-mother-squirted-boob-woman-complained.html
TheCommentOfTheDay
She should calm the calamity within her mammaries.
MissAngel8
For the record my boobie milk aim sucks! No I am not this mom but I have and currently will shoot milk at you.
nefariousbig
She was packing teet!
allyourdownvotearebelongtome
goddamnit this is clever
nefariousbig
I was sooo tempted to repost with that title!
Mockanopolis
Please don't be Florida
Horus175
Kent, UK. That was the first thing I checked!
Tuurr
Don't judge, I would squirt my boob to if I had any.
randomsonglyric
Squirtle used milk!
FishyBitches
what every mother should do
DrooleKupp
rockettbabe
As a breastfeeding mother, watch out! I have two super soakers that I've finely tuned.
OMGgerms
Shouldn't she be less worried about the breast feeding and more worried about the husband that can't control his own mind
boobcat
If that link doesn't lead to a video then I unbuttoned my pants for nothing, and it's a bloody effort to do whilst standing in a full bus.
Immortals4Centuries
Awesome. My oldest son accidentally shot me in the face with my boob, laughed, and kept it up for the next 6 months.
barretsocia
Distracting your husband? What is he like 12?
Heym8
It's the Daily Mail, it probably never happened anyway.
josethemailman
I totally would use my boobs as a weapon to gross out potential attackers. "give me your money!" *boob attack!*
ChainsawHandsJoe
Then you find out the mugger has a lactation fetish.
rohittee1
+10 acc +10 rng -100 fucks given
Foundling108
Adds a new perspective to the phrase "calm your tits"
thisisfutureyou
If it's anything like my wife, the range and accuracy would surprise you
Idsertian
Why is a Daily Fail article on the FP? Seriously. Don't give those scuzzbuckets any clicks.
BakaOtakuHentai
Husband was upset he didn't get the shot.
LandoCalrissiano
Dudes be nasty getting turned on looking at a baby suck a titty.
Spamamdorf
Breasts are breasts
jfkenn3dy
Waiting for the "that's my fetish" gifs...
tootiemctooter
MrsMaryBee
My mother sprayed my aunt when she was feeding me as an infant. Aunt got bitchy, Mom sprayed her in the face. Family still laughs about it
Duros62
Get your husband to move, then.
MrBreakfastTaco
They're going to milk this story for all it's worth.
knittaz4life
Thats the breast one yet!
Radis
JudgeyMcJudgepants
Jyrroe
The 29th is leaking again.
snoodleTX
I'd totally squirt someone with my boob if I could.
jbilly90
This is awesome
fraktur
So many Pokemon jokes could be made here.
fuck123456789
just let people breastfeed
BaconOnARock
What are you gonna do if I dont?
fuck123456789
Why not let mom's feed their children
kareus
yeah i like watching it
Fishandchipcookies
In the UK it's actually illegal to tell them to stop or to move
Mrziffle
You mean babies right? Let babies breastfeed.
CaptSpaulding
Ppl pups
Lemuffinmannn
Babies are people too! #Babylivesmatter
BulletAnt93
Meh, babies too I guess.
Tpaste
Lactating women can squirt? Like cows?
kaitystjames
YES!! I just found out today I can do that. Wasted some milk just testing it out haha.
jenigrl85
Hot showers or just squeezing when full will make them squirt. A good distance too.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Sure! You press and squeeze around the nipple.
Gwizzlestix
My daughter's father squeezed them once. Right in the face.
ZOMGNO
Yeah, if the baby pulls off really fast, it can squirt some distance. Several of my friends got milk on them :p
ZoidbergIsGreat
Yes we can :)
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Yes. You can do it intentionally, or unintentionally when in a hot shower, near a crying baby, or during engorgement.
DarkTowerRose
Yep, hubs didn't believe me til my baby popped off one day and got milk and over her face! She looked so offended, it was glorious!
JD7003
My wife is currently breastfeeding. Can confirm.
BaldVinnie
Yeah but it doesn't come out as one jet. It sprays out like a misting hose.
annibe11e
Sometimes when you get in a hot shower, it just streams out.
gimme
I made this mistake about a week after giving birth. Got out of the shower with my hands covering my nipples. 'Fuck'
Skalo44
My lactating friend once shot a spray of breast milk onto the people in front of us at a DMB concert bc they kept stepping on our blanket
JD7003
Can confirm. My wife is currently breastfeeding, and it does leak like a hole in a water balloon.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
No no. Have her intentionally squirt it. You'll see milk will shoot from 5+ areas. Like someone else said; small shower head.
anygirlx
When I was pumping at work I'd have to massage my boobs to get started. The wall of that office can confirm.
Philomathematic
Wifey looks at me "hey anon" I look at her, squirts me right in the face "how do you like it?"
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Well?
dasmine
I've got my poor babies in the eyes and up the nose by accident. Poor things!
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Oh yes. That sucks. Either you let down before latching or they let go during let down. Poor kids.
Catleesi
Breast milk is actually not bad for them in their eyes or nose. Source: I'm a doula.
Bringer0fJoy
Cures pink eye and sterilizes many a minor cut and scrape! Source: seen it with mine own eyes
Bringer0fJoy
My little one used to let go a few times during let down and I'd look down and see him getting sprayed in the face. I think it's hilarious.
ThatRussian
Mine did it too. I felt bad for laughing but it was hilarious.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Me too! At first, I was mad, because he's wasting it! 8months in, I don't care. Sometimes if he keeps popping on and off, I squirt him.
ThatRussian
Gotta squeeze the boob, but the range is surprising. Like I can squirt the full length of the bathtub. I haven't tried outside bathtub.
v3rmilion
I love you. Are you single
myteenyverse
This should be in the olympics
rattlesnail
I shot my hubs from the other side of the room he was both disgusted and amazed
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Disgustazed!
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stargazer58
I too have, got him right in the eye and I almost choked myself laughing so hard.
dangerkitty
Honestly, I'd probably be laughing too if this happened to me.
SatansFurryJamHats
My wife did the same thing. It was a little disturbing, especially the laughing afterwards.
omen87
I don't understand why people are grossed out by breast milk. It is literally meant to be consumed. It's not like you're being peed on.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I wanna try it...
Dinnerbird
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Morrigi
Unless you're into that sort of thing, anyway.
Miramooke
Ya but its body fluid. Some kind of thin white pus sweat mucus that comes out of a flesh sack. Barf. Cow milk is also gross.
explosivelyshy
It's even weirder on a cellular level. As in, looking at the actual process of how the body forms the milk. Biology is fun...
jsnforce
Heh, you called them cows.
Tpaste
Well bulls can squirt too but.........
AmaIthea
I've had nurses milk me. It's weird.
FelixTheAnimator
I over lactated so much it came out under pressure with no squeezing required. My poor daughter couldn't drink it fast enough.