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#La_chancla #Funny #Mom
Apr 8, 2017 9:48 PM
aixloba
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#La_chancla #Funny #Mom
bettercallkatie
I was beaten as a child. Not for bad behaviour, but because I was 'in the way'. I can't imagine ever striking my children.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Once watched a Cuban woman boomerang her Yorkie with a flip flop from forty feet. It was awe inspiring
MrMobil
To this day Im still scared that if I fuck up my abuela will somehow just sense it, and the la chancla will descend upon me.
doesmyusernamereallymatter
I never knew this until i was in boot camp, and since my last name is Sandall everyone called me chancla and said I'd get the job done
ItsFappingTime
Here smell my FOOT!!!!
igotbannedforpostingnsfw
Manzoman666
AY DIOS MIO!!!
ScottishBeans
My dad beat me with a set of jumper cables
NoThanksSatan
For my Cuban tia it was la chancleta.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Is it the same as a chancla?
NoThanksSatan
Yeah, just different dialect.
Estoyp00ping
Every Latino child's nightmare.
Superslothsays
Ruuuuuun Bosque ruuuuuun
pelusita35
I get that!!
Heyou210
Jabberwotchi
My mom would raise her hand and we'd scatter. Oddly though she had never hit us I dont know why we didnt realize she was against spankings.
Midgarmerc
Haha! Child abuse!
remera
When you need a shoe to threaten baby, but don't want to touch the floor with bare feet.
CoxzLong
kevvywevvy
Ha, do a Trump/ Putin post
MrRandom93
Thewolf1083
WillDropPantsForFood
What is that, a titleist-upvote?
SoludisSnake
mrpumbaa
Rookies! My grandma throw me fucking rocks.....dont run dont run!!!! Clack right in the fucking head
NOINITIATIVE
I still remember all my cousins taking off running and then, BAM! right in the ass there's a rock
CaptEgDiggles
La chancla
gobucksgo2011
Oh godammit. Another gif cut short.
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
It's funny cuz she beats her kid.
dghammer
Better then the belt with the buckle......got off easy kid.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
im white and my parents are both dead.
elppapple
Batman?
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
not rich enough, sadly
lulu88150
Issou
HoloRin
El banador
Sinmiedo1931
My abuelo would shout, grab his belt and wiggle it like he was gonna take it off and beat us. We were too scared to test our luck further.
SickGirl01
My uncle would snap his belt really loudly just to scare us but ever ever laid a hand on us. I also never tried my luck.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
My dad would snap it loudly. He never ever hit us, but he never really had to. My mom would though. That spoon hurt like a bitch.
NOINITIATIVE
my abuelo would throw his prosthetic leg when we really acted up (mind you he never hit us with it, just a warning shot of sorts)
zigbigidorlu
That's better than mine. He used to wear jumper cables.
FatherofRogerSimon10
Your father and I have a lot in common it seems
LawFiveGuy
legend has it that boy is still running
brownsugga
Forrest Gump
ClockWork2011
That child has an irrational fear of bare feet.
HessianGhost
That child's fear is incredibly rational.
Zyrixion
Parent's guide to preventing sinful foot fetishes, starting at a young age.
LordGrimstoned
Or it creates a bdsm foot fetish. Never really know till they get older
Zyrixion
O lost soul, however did you travel down the road to this place?
MoonbuttTheGreat
Growing up in an Italian family, it was always a wooden spoon for me. The sad part is, when I left for college, they gave me that spoon...
Beardgoesalltheway
My mother once broke a wooden spoon across my posterior.
meraii
Are you my brother? That's what happened to him when he stole a ton of money out of her purse.
Beardgoesalltheway
I am not.
TheDairyPope
Were you meant to use it for motivation, ramen, or spanking a new friend? Instructions unclear.
MoonbuttTheGreat
Yes.
TheDairyPope
Utility spoon... I like your culture.
tver33
Um, withholding upvote for threatened child abuse
DefinitelyNotAShark
Ikr. "Haha, child abuse! Hilarious!"
Sheepyhead
Glad to see at least one other person not super ok with violence against children.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Being overly permissive is an abuse on society.
kuemmel
Different cultures I guess. people might call the police or the 'youth welfare office' if you'd do something like that here in Germany.
LadyLorelei
Spanking your child for being a little shit is not abuse. The reason you're such a pussy is because you were never spanked.
tver33
A child is never a shit. Everybody misbehaves. If you can't discipline your child without using force, then the problem is with you.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
My parents used spanking as a method of control and definitely were abusive with it. I'm sorry, but I will never agree with spankings.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
I'm going through this chick's comments, she's a pissed off troll. Ignore her
Rodltwo
"Daddies gonna kill Ralphie!"
Satanicsmallblock
papi va a matar a ralphie
LargeCanine
Would you like some milk?
Rodltwo
*nods head while whimpering slightly*
nightsider
Best. Christmas. Movie. Ever.
BrittaIsTheWorst
As a Mexican, my mom never used La Chancla, she used La Escoba (the broom). Oh wait, I'm starting to remember... oh god!... the horror!
MutantTurd
For me it was a pair of jumper cables.
PuppyButtHole
To me was El fajo piteado
Oldest
I saw one of those hanging up at my friend's house when we were kids. He wouldn't look at it, much less talk about it.
attofreak
Cricket is really big in my home country (India). My mother used a cricket bat. Some days...
PoyoFer
Lucky, my mom once used "El gancho" (the hanger) because i accidentally shaved my younger brothers eyebrows.... accidentally.
Robvp
The belt, the sticks, the extension cord, cloth hangers and good ol chanclas
MarashinoMonster
Mine used the silent, stare of despair and the words 'disappointment' alot.
Estoyp00ping
Wow
AShartInTheWind
Mine was paint stir sticks or a broken yard stick.
RogueAndPeasantSlave
My mother used a wooden spoon for a while. When I got bigger, she upgraded to one of these /a/Ik8L0
VikingBaldguy
Holy fuck. Ow. Thats a mini mace. A whack on the elbow or wrist? OW!
RogueAndPeasantSlave
Always the butt. Can't have the marks be seen in public
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
What the fuck is that?
RogueAndPeasantSlave
The name for it varies depending on where you are in the Indian subcontinent, but you use it to crush lentils and children's spirits
duhbear
My dad used El Cinturon ( the belt) I still have scars.
caraz12
my mom used that as well
stresstwig
my dad has a 1" thick paddle from his fraternity. we were terrified of it, though he never used it on us.
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/584YssV
dotdogs
I got the spoon and kicked out into the yard. "Go cry outside" was her favorite saying.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I had to cry in my room. But the spoon. There metal one hurt the most but the one with the holes had less wind resistance and was close.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
My mom used la escoba, la chancla, el cinto, el libro, el tenni, la mano, el pie, la tasa, Los llaves, and some times la perra
curcuna
My mom used all sorts of cooking utensils or cleaning equipment. Worst part: me and my siblings had to get them for her to beat us up :D
Daytona84
And than she sprayed Windex on it.. because that fixes everything
whistlebuzz
As an American my mother used La whatever the F$:k she could pick up. A shoe. A brush. A broom. The dog. My brother...
RogueAndPeasantSlave
My stepdad broke my brush on my brother. He was being a little shit and needed to be taught a lesson, but just leave my brush alone
IgnisInvictus
Same. Poor dog. The riding crop was the worst though.
realmdweller
My mom always went with a large wooden spoon. Broke it on my brother once.
nomean
When I was able to I broke all the wooden spoons.
RedSheikah
My aunt broke a spoon on my cousin. She got this thick paddle shaped like a hand. We always hid it
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Mine stopped after she broke a spoon on my ass. I think she felt bad.
lyricallove
We can't have wooden spoons in the house, because of my wife's PTSD.
Hossman83
My mom would use a wooden spaghetti spoon with the pegs. Eventually the pegs came out and she cracked it on me. I was a terror.
Dragon10449
Same! Did anyone else have it called the koovacha (no idea how to spell it or what language its from. I think Croatian or bohemian, but idk)
MikeCherv
Was your mom polish perhaps?
laura378
German mom used the wooden spoon.
thedonnerparty
Either that or Italian
raidleadergutts
Could be Turkish as well.
FenrirTheMighty
My mom used jumper cables consider yourself lucky
LeEpicGamer3000
My mom would check ny browser history, worse then all of yours
Fuglysack
98VoteForPedro
i understood that reference
mebowie
What is the jumper cables thing from? I wanna google it, but Im worried I'll either get porn, or a O'Reilley's ad for jumpercables.
Honeybadger2198
Search "reddit jumper cables"
Ihavebeenbanned11timesforspammingthatstupidparrot
It was some green text story, I don't remember the specifics
BrittaIsTheWorst
It's a thing from Reddit, this guy would answer questions with stories that always ended up with his dad hitting him jumper cables
mebowie
Thank you, secret past username.