Trump: The Eiffel Tower 1889 it was built. They said we sort of like it, they never took it down and you know we're building something in front of the White House that's quite attractive. And I'm looking at it and maybe we'll never ever take it down.
Part of me wants to deny him even that, but we need SOME way to identify which one is the toilet.
You know, screw it. Let's dispense with a headstone, and mark his gravesite with a literal toilet. Golden (14 karat should suffice, though), with that big, bold "T" embossed on the tank. And no, NOT that spray-gold nonsense. While it's the 'gold' he deserves, I wouldn't want anyone sitting on that stuff.
Functional, of course, with the plumbing going right through his coffin.
Ummm the nonrefective refletive pool, is a lot shorter then any tower you fucking moron raping shit, also you daughter and son in law need to stop destroying the enviromnet she even admint walkig on a protected island
He fuckin Jail Raped that pool by painting it, and defeated its ENTIRE purpose, of fuckin REFLECTING the big surrounding Monuments. By painting it bright fuckin blue it no longer reflects dick, and looks like a huge urinal trough...
Please leave it there as a permanent reminder of the criminality and corruption of this regime and it's republican enablers... please leave the massive hole where east wing was as well... let the White House's festering carcass serve forever as a reminder of the the greedy spineless republicans allowed to happen.
Pay for the restoration of the East Wing by recovering all the grift money he stole from us. If there is a short fall, take it from the RNC. We the people shouldn't have to pay for his malfeasance.
Every dime him his family and any known associates have. If they catch a drug dealer they seize every cent and any property they have. It should be no different with this criminal.
Don't even tell them just automatically pump it into the treasury as they continuously cross the $1B mark. Continue to show their previous networths and as they grow. Play along for as long as possible "Yes, Elon you're the first trillionaire." *snicker* They don't find out til they try to make a personal purchase over $1B and get a negative balance including the $39 overdraft fee.
Well .. I mean .. the Transatlantic Slave Trade wasn't good. Not a single administration but being of African descent and American I need to take exception to "most corrupt evil". Takes a good 4th or 5th place though!!
I do not know intricacies of corruption during slave trade but evil for sure. But the pace modern world moves enables same amount corruption in 5mins that slave trade era shitheads could pull of in a year
I think he's desperately trying to find any way to immortalize himself for when he die/leaves office. First it was the US-Mexico wall, but that failed; then it was adding his name to the Kennedy Center, but that failed too; then there's that White House ballroom, also failing (in real-time); and now he's desperate and trying to settle for the crappy UFC arena out front. It would almost be funny, if it weren't so infuriating
His need to put his name on shit is at direct odds with his need to scam the fuck out of everything he does. The sections of the wall he DID manage to get built got seriously damaged by the weather. His greatest accomplishment of his first term didn't even survive to his 2nd term lol
That term is part of a long, sad history of society trying to come up with an uninsulting term that's socially acceptable to use, but the most hateful side of humanity has always ruined it. Imbecile, retarded, handicapped. The most emblematic one is how they took the term "special needs/education" and turned "special" into an insult. It's appalling. That is why it is so hurtful to see it used in this context. It implies that being that way makes someone less of a person.
Username accurate. I used to be a chill "we'd be no better than than them" type until realizing these dumb fucks must be ended or they will literally kill us all. Yeah aang letting fire Hitler live is pretty fucking evil of you actually, any further deaths are squarely on you for not doing what is necessary for humanity's survival.
I don't EVER wanna hear anyone else tell me that Biden stuttered and couldn't get his words out. Not after major idiot trump goes on his 100th word salad over windmills and bird graveyards
The existence of someone worse does not make it no longer bad that Biden remained president despite clear degradation. It is not an excuse to support Trump, but Biden was doing quite poorly by the time of his debate and should not have been in charge, if we can't acknowledge that we are in a cult just as much as Republicans are, it's just a nicer cult
Nah, not okay. Look, Trump is a fucking moron, no question. Calling him retarded equates mentally retarded people with being morons. That's not the case. Through a genetic quirk, roll of the dice, and through zero fault of their own, they got dealt a massive deficit at birth that makes alot of stuff really hard for them. Mentally challenged people endure difficulties that I can't even imagine. Equating that with being stupid is what makes it a slur.
It hurts me too. Every time I read it, it rings in my head for hours. And yet this community refuses to let that word go, no matter how much harm it does. And in doing that, they reveal that all claims to be progressive, inclusive, accepting, they’re lies. They’re the same cruel bigots as the Republicans, just painted blue.
Nah, I like Minday Kaling's take on it. "Retard" is the kind of person who would show up to coffee at a local cafe 10 minutes early wearing a three piece suit. Trump isn't sweet, he has no emotions, he doesn't try hard. He is a malicious oligarch bent on stirring up hate to justify his agenda which is mostly making money but is also feeding fragile egos to elevate self-imposed victims. The political cartoon of him as the match talking to an audience of bombs was the most spot-on take yet.
planes use it all the time. also did you know putting sugar into cement will retard the process of drying. somewhere in uk massive cement spill in the subway tubs and they ran to every local shop to buy out all the sugar to help in cleanup
Well, since I’m actually part of the affected community, and using hate speech is a lot worse than mildly racist marketing, your view of me is very incorrect. But my view of you, as one of the people cheering on cops for yanking people out of wheelchairs and dragging them out in cuffs is feeling pretty accurate.
Sadly, they do it because it pisses you off, and that amuses them. The righteous indignation is what they want. I'm so sorry this is something you have to deal with. :(
crossingdynasty
Bread and Circuses, except the rich are the only ones that get circuses.
shank1104
That poster looks like something I would've made in middle school if I'd forgotten about the assignment until the night before.
nimeton0
UnattendedDeviant
All he cared about leaving with his name on as much stuff as possible. Maga, belueve what he does, not what he says.
discostewsm
He can leave his name on a damn tombstone.
SunFart
Nah throw his body in the woods let the animals have it and no tombstone. Erase his existence.
DukeDarkwood
Part of me wants to deny him even that, but we need SOME way to identify which one is the toilet.
You know, screw it. Let's dispense with a headstone, and mark his gravesite with a literal toilet. Golden (14 karat should suffice, though), with that big, bold "T" embossed on the tank. And no, NOT that spray-gold nonsense. While it's the 'gold' he deserves, I wouldn't want anyone sitting on that stuff.
Functional, of course, with the plumbing going right through his coffin.
CheeseB0t
Ptrik
Came here to say pretty much this. What a fucking moron.
SciFiGuy2018
The Daily News is getting funnier and funnier everyday!
zubax
You are a better person than I am. I'm not laughing, infact I'm terrified.
RipThemUpRatchet
It would be funny if we weren’t paying for it
carbonr1
Shut up Donny.
landisfloatingrock
this too shall pass
SixSixxtySix
He needs to pass into a goddamned permanent dirt nap right fucking now.
SunFart
HIs dad should have never been born therefore we never get him
glocksout
The guy who said he didn’t think about the economic pain of America is laser focused on issues here at home
Misteree8
*SIGH*.....2 more years.....
Ritawho
idiotsonfire
Every single Republican is that fucking stupid. Every single Nazi thinks he's smart. They're all Nazis and want to kill us all.
JusticePhrall
That, and 50 other Trump monstrosities will be bulldozed the minute Dems return to power.
presswc
This totally explains how he bankrupted company after company. Surrounded himself with enablers and yesmen and ran them into the ground personally.
Shawnofavitch
TheVillageGrouch9000
He is bored. All of these pesky troubles make baby unhappy.
itsthevoiceman
In the "homeland"? Fuck off with that white supremacist bullshit, Mr Speaker.
NothingPrince
Ummm the nonrefective refletive pool, is a lot shorter then any tower you fucking moron raping shit, also you daughter and son in law need to stop destroying the enviromnet she even admint walkig on a protected island
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
He fuckin Jail Raped that pool by painting it, and defeated its ENTIRE purpose, of fuckin REFLECTING the big surrounding Monuments. By painting it bright fuckin blue it no longer reflects dick, and looks like a huge urinal trough...
xj4low
Is he aware the reflecting pool isn't tall. It's water and it's not stacked up like a building.
mrpotatodick
Go take a head first dive into the "Big" pool you jackass
3ifish
Trump is comparing the length of the reflecting pool to the hight of buildings; his stupidity is breathtaking.
Marsupialmessiah
The reflecting pool who got converted to a frigging swimming pool with the idiot in charge painting it fucking blue
J3lek
I can't wait until he shows a chart of how much water it has in it compared to global landmarks
CallMeMcGyver
Please leave it there as a permanent reminder of the criminality and corruption of this regime and it's republican enablers... please leave the massive hole where east wing was as well... let the White House's festering carcass serve forever as a reminder of the the greedy spineless republicans allowed to happen.
fknbastard
Sensiblyinteresting
We should make everyone in this administration fight to the death in the areana when held accountable after all this in cleaned up
1stDrunkJoe
Thunderdome: Tonight's matchup's Dr. Oz v RFK, Vance v Rubio, and then Bondi V Nome!
Sensiblyinteresting
Ngl RFK would be champ and end up eating everyone he kills
1stDrunkJoe
Oh! You know Kung Fu? Well I know CRAZY!!! (Crypt Keeper laugh)
Lampmonster
Well said. Leave a scar to remind us of this fucking disaster.
nelllybellly1
I agree. It's truly become a monument to USA values in the first quarter of this century.
Gotcha44
Republicans AND democrats. Plenty of rotten democrats walking around.
Poppypoppoppop
And when they play victims with memory loss during a Congressional hearing, bring them there to see, and to remind them what they did.
Dimestream
So long as we also use it as a gibbet or gallows for everyone who allowed it to be put up, I'm fine with this.
skadoobdoo
Pay for the restoration of the East Wing by recovering all the grift money he stole from us. If there is a short fall, take it from the RNC. We the people shouldn't have to pay for his malfeasance.
slinkydust
Seizing all wealth over $1B would be a start
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Every dime him his family and any known associates have. If they catch a drug dealer they seize every cent and any property they have. It should be no different with this criminal.
Penelelop
Followed by arresting them for crimes against humanity
Leaveittojebus
Don't even tell them just automatically pump it into the treasury as they continuously cross the $1B mark. Continue to show their previous networths and as they grow. Play along for as long as possible "Yes, Elon you're the first trillionaire." *snicker* They don't find out til they try to make a personal purchase over $1B and get a negative balance including the $39 overdraft fee.
Rangar
Let me quote Trump: "I don't think about them (Americans) at all."
Sebastopol140
All it could be is a monument to the most corrupt evil and destructive US administration ever.
epicurusaquinas
Well .. I mean .. the Transatlantic Slave Trade wasn't good. Not a single administration but being of African descent and American I need to take exception to "most corrupt evil". Takes a good 4th or 5th place though!!
abc987
I do not know intricacies of corruption during slave trade but evil for sure. But the pace modern world moves enables same amount corruption in 5mins that slave trade era shitheads could pull of in a year
MajorNikon
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"A lot of people don't know there is a 'B' on the end of the word."
MrSwissroll
I think he's desperately trying to find any way to immortalize himself for when he die/leaves office. First it was the US-Mexico wall, but that failed; then it was adding his name to the Kennedy Center, but that failed too; then there's that White House ballroom, also failing (in real-time); and now he's desperate and trying to settle for the crappy UFC arena out front. It would almost be funny, if it weren't so infuriating
Frothington
He has immortalised himself, just not in the way he wanted.
thundercactus
His need to put his name on shit is at direct odds with his need to scam the fuck out of everything he does.
The sections of the wall he DID manage to get built got seriously damaged by the weather.
His greatest accomplishment of his first term didn't even survive to his 2nd term lol
bobisslack
After he dies, he will have created the world's most popular urinal.
spittinfacts
I hate traveling, but I'll make an exception to take a shit on his grave.
J3lek
What a fucking retard.
etherbunny41
That term is part of a long, sad history of society trying to come up with an uninsulting term that's socially acceptable to use, but the most hateful side of humanity has always ruined it. Imbecile, retarded, handicapped. The most emblematic one is how they took the term "special needs/education" and turned "special" into an insult. It's appalling. That is why it is so hurtful to see it used in this context. It implies that being that way makes someone less of a person.
immabearrawr
WAFR indeed
prgsv
Came back just to upvote this comment.
Cutwail
Highly regarded.
NoodlesDOTExe
He is. Both as an insult to his intelligence, AS WELL AS his effect on mankind's survival chances.
He retards progress.
IlDepo
Plural, please. About 70 million of them,
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
Trumptard. Magatard.
choppedliveraldente
They told me to stop using that word after that godzzila movie came out in the 90's. I didn't get the memo.
torp
That's exactly why he has been elected in this country. Twice.
OuchYoureonmyhair
ROTUS
YouRadicalizedMe
Off with his fucking retarded head already.
Afterwolf
Username accurate. I used to be a chill "we'd be no better than than them" type until realizing these dumb fucks must be ended or they will literally kill us all. Yeah aang letting fire Hitler live is pretty fucking evil of you actually, any further deaths are squarely on you for not doing what is necessary for humanity's survival.
georgejimmydoodle
Not just him. This is a trait of Republicans in general.
Cutwail
Nah nat all of them, some are just spineless cowards.
creegro
I don't EVER wanna hear anyone else tell me that Biden stuttered and couldn't get his words out. Not after major idiot trump goes on his 100th word salad over windmills and bird graveyards
alex5775
The existence of someone worse does not make it no longer bad that Biden remained president despite clear degradation. It is not an excuse to support Trump, but Biden was doing quite poorly by the time of his debate and should not have been in charge, if we can't acknowledge that we are in a cult just as much as Republicans are, it's just a nicer cult
SpikesGuns
Nah, not okay. Look, Trump is a fucking moron, no question. Calling him retarded equates mentally retarded people with being morons. That's not the case. Through a genetic quirk, roll of the dice, and through zero fault of their own, they got dealt a massive deficit at birth that makes alot of stuff really hard for them. Mentally challenged people endure difficulties that I can't even imagine. Equating that with being stupid is what makes it a slur.
SpikesGuns
Trump is an absolute fuckwit. Mentally retarded people are not.
leechdemon
Agreed.
So why are we down voting people for pointing out the difference? 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
worm61
That word is a vile slur and it is not appropriate to use against anyone, no matter how much you think they deserve it. Stop using its
leechdemon
Trump has broken us as a people so completely that even his detractors stoop to his pathetic level to attack him.
We got what we deserve, and it'll be a LONG time until most of us realize that. And, we won't get better until we start ACTING like we DESERVE better.
And THIS shit isn't how that happens. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Teas
Thank you so much for standing up for people like me. It hurts when people use slurs and don't care how they affect us.
worm61
It hurts me too. Every time I read it, it rings in my head for hours. And yet this community refuses to let that word go, no matter how much harm it does. And in doing that, they reveal that all claims to be progressive, inclusive, accepting, they’re lies. They’re the same cruel bigots as the Republicans, just painted blue.
ryecurry9000
The one currently acceptable use of the R word.
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worm61
That’s not a thing. There is no clinical use of that word anymore. It’s just a slur, and it’s never okay to use.
anarchoFeline
"it's okay to use a slur if I didn't like the person it's directed at"
RichardPotato
Why is it acceptable in this case?
RichardPotato
To the downvoters: I hope a blameless loved one of yours is never rolled up into such a comparison.
worm61
It isn’t.
worm61
There is no acceptable use of that word. Hate speech is never okay.
Snooj
Nah, I like Minday Kaling's take on it. "Retard" is the kind of person who would show up to coffee at a local cafe 10 minutes early wearing a three piece suit. Trump isn't sweet, he has no emotions, he doesn't try hard. He is a malicious oligarch bent on stirring up hate to justify his agenda which is mostly making money but is also feeding fragile egos to elevate self-imposed victims. The political cartoon of him as the match talking to an audience of bombs was the most spot-on take yet.
worm61
Mindy Kaling is a piece of shit and so is anyone who uses that word.
Snooj
She screwed up Scooby-Doo but her stand-up is pretty good and she did well on The Office. What's up with her?
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
planes use it all the time. also did you know putting sugar into cement will retard the process of drying. somewhere in uk massive cement spill in the subway tubs and they ran to every local shop to buy out all the sugar to help in cleanup
worm61
The lengths you assholes will go to justify using a slur.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
i see you as the white lady in the bean part of the store getting mad about the racist can of black beans.
worm61
Well, since I’m actually part of the affected community, and using hate speech is a lot worse than mildly racist marketing, your view of me is very incorrect. But my view of you, as one of the people cheering on cops for yanking people out of wheelchairs and dragging them out in cuffs is feeling pretty accurate.
etherbunny41
Sadly, they do it because it pisses you off, and that amuses them. The righteous indignation is what they want. I'm so sorry this is something you have to deal with. :(