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Aug 10, 2017 8:37 AM
rashdi88
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Grimlockagogo
Cow- "What is yer favorite color?"
SuperPickle17
looks like someone didn't pay for mooobster's protection
Theresadropbearoverthere
Tenderised!!!
KiaOrafromtheTron
OOF
yadayadayadayeahyeahyeah
This is what happens when you hold something sacred for too long.
Imnotfollowingyou
Does his insurance cover acts of god?
DougDeNasty
That wasn't God, that was an angry ex-girlfriend.
Skynard
He ded
VigorousButtstuff
Almost like having cows and other livestock on public roads and thoroughfares is a bad idea or something... Sacred my ass.
mnommnommnom
Always make sure you have the permit!
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
This would knock the Hindu right outta me. Next stop; Steak House.
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
He was using the first one to line up the second one.
MoreAwesomerDan
Dude got riggidy riggidy wrecked, then had his head slammed to the curb without helmet. I'd be out for that cow's steaks after the hospital
yodadude
Photoshop Gandalf's hat on that cow and put text you shall not pass
LilyCuster
It’s kind of like tolerance, right? We all have our limits.
StevenAlequin
Tamtastical
At least the first one came back for him.
KarlderMarder
fuck you in particular - cow, probably
IIIHalezIII
lmao - classic comment -
floyd007
Since noone seems to know, that guy died.
damspam
Wait really? :( source?
floyd007
http://www.tribuneindia.com/mobi/news/punjab/stray-bull-kills-ex-official/432884.html
Scobeywannn
...no ticket.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
No Ticket!
Piornet
I hate when mall security guards get reincarnated as cattle :(
Serenitynow269
I feel like there is a great BTG waiting to be illustrated just not by me
FrozenFoodGuy
Let's summon @KatRaccoon!
KatRaccoon
Haha, I love how he just ignores the first guy and absolutely wrecks the second. This is wonderful.
mrscharmingmotherfucker
Then looks back at him like "HA Bitch"
MoFrigger
Only the penitent man shall pass...
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
sick reference brooooooo
ABoyIsNoOne
Look how smug he is when he looks back "oh, did I do that?"
EarthAnimalArmy
"I don't like doing this Carl, but I will keep doing it till you stay off my sidewalk!"
DickPicEnthusiast
Urkel bull
ACowAsWhiteAsMilkACapeAsRedAsBloodASlipperAsPureAsGold
SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE
Captainplanetmotherfucker
http://imgur.com/XS5LK
HapilyDamaged
I got it
alluro2
50 kmh to -2 kmh in 0.0 seconds...And that hit on the head, ouch...It's a miracle the guy is concious...
9yrs
He ded
AndrewCanadian
or alive. That was a hard hit!
Datsinginguy
Looked like a hit to the chest. If he's lucky he'll only have broken ribs
FlametongueKavu
His head hit ground after his body. Down by contact but still a first down
derekjohn
And that is how you convert a Hindu into a Muslim.
TheSherriffofRottingham
Hahahahahaha-lal
LongoloidFartExplosion
With violence?
bobs419
holy shit - this is golden
glitterwank
It's how you convert a Hindu into a Hindu that's upset that a holy cow went and fucked him up
midrampage
Yes! Football is back.
IIIHalezIII
that cow rocked him.. was that a fair tackle in today's rules?
midrampage
Flag on the field for horns to helmet. Half the distance to the goal & automatic 1st down. Likely a 2 game suspension & fine for 2nd offense
TheLastNinja
What country is this?
Kongur
India, cows are holy
ChiefWeasel96
Darude Sandstorm
RuneScarredDeamon
Probably the one that thinks cows are sacred but thousands of people die every day.
don1732
India
NeverGetsTheNuke
Jeff
aPackofAlpacas
Moscow?
Misfire5150
Mascow*
69janiax420
Since when is Moscow a country
sharK11
It's funny because it's definitely not Moscow.
MrJ0ker
This needs more love it was punny
BewilderedBeaver
Did you mean "What cowntry is this?"
TheLastNinja
I don't get it.
Skullcleaver
COWntry.
TheLastNinja
haha nice one
BigBoss1887
Holy cow!
kirmes
What a save!
supernova112
That joke was well-done
Nize426
Can't see, but I really hope he had a helmet on. Dress for the bull plowing you into the ground, not the ride.
MrJ0ker
Tarus used charge it was a critical hit
igivetheinternets
They are fickle gods
OhCo
Something something india
iyamgurting
He may have ended up very holey.
ILike2TouchButts
Sweet Jesus. I bet that woke up his doctor and his dentist.
AbiQuinn
Nice one!
MooMooKillz
Savage!
MaciekWaszczuk
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