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Jul 21, 2017 4:46 PM
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Mistruths
somethingnotyettaken
The "facts" in #9 are as bogus as the grammar.
Yoloswagforjesus
Orcas literally are dolphins so I dont know what kind of high realization that is. *squinty eyes* Dogs are just, Like, Domesticated wolves
fitnessjen1992
For some reason that fucked up spelling of chihuahua got me good
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iftheshoefitz
Because he plays Doctor Who M.D. Jesus.
TheBlackWindHowls
liked by shitheadsteve
ICommentWithGifsSometimes
#19 Hotline Miami, anyone?
EternalPimp
Haha :p
DeanParadise
#13 we got it!!
allihearisnoise
THATS A FUCKING GOOSE!
JeanClaudeVanDom
#7 is a goose...
SnowCrashedToDesktop
That's a fucking swan.
baseballboy3711
Nice. +1
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
X^2=-1 is literally the exact reason for the creation of the imaginary number "i". Jesus man, don't make math jokes with no maths knowledge
Astrangeimageeveryday
Ginger7327
I believe it is sqareroot(-1).
Astrangeimageeveryday
Wait im a fucking idiot
tommywiseauisfedupwiththisworld
Can I say as someone who wired in production, it would be illegal to withhold pay on any extra just because they "corpsed"
RadishIsAMeat
The monty python one is always wrong, the guard featured is an actor and was paid, the extra are the ones in the background.
dontbesoimgur
Yup it's Chris Langham. Was later jailed for having child porn on his computer mind you....
dejadrew
Good thing they blurred out Jesse's name or else I would have known it
PoopholeAintALoophole
TardWrangl3r
I cracked up at the end of the GoT vs. Star Wars one!! +1 just for that
Not2cool4anyone
#15 almost had me when I thought it said muggle instead of mugger.
hashbaz
I have a friend that doesn't get it. I totally do, but maybe you could help him out?
bobloblahh
Theon got his dick chopped off.
HavocCurse
thebesticando
I thought what's-his-face just took his balls, not the whole package.
TardWrangl3r
Nope, he took the sausage and the meatballs
hashbaz
Bambi577
Either I don't get the Spider-Man one or it's just not funny
Rifneno
IDK if you get it, but it's definitely not funny.
Troteus
And it really only deserves a small chuckle
WilbekOgame
It is just NOT funny
chrisdafish
Comics are hit or miss
Troteus
It's just a reversal of the Spider-Man quote "with great power comes great responsibility". Small burgers didn't warrant much attention.
Zodwraith
"with great power comes great responsibility"?
FlatPlutoSociety
Also, if you live in a place where very small hamburgers aren't referred to as "sliders," then the joke won't make sense.
kingbamfro22
I guess everyone just missed that is was sliderman, not spiderman.
BladesTonight
superanth
Hah Palin lost it at the end.
VexicalG
There was some bit about the wife and I can't remember the name
superanth
Naughtius Maximus.
Whatthefuckisasasquatch
Incontinentia.................. Buttocks
teddybonkerrs
What movie is this?
Irbanur
@careahh, you just got your internet privileges revoked until you've seen "Life of Brian".
teddybonkerrs
Do you know what's sad? I have seen that movie, I just didn't find it memorable *shame shame shame on me*
Themurderguy
Spartacus
kevinlo1
No it's 300!
BladesTonight
Monty Python's Life of Brian
kbieschk
I thought it was history of the world part one
BakedAlaskan
Thank you so much.