What a marvel

Feb 11, 2018 7:10 PM

TurtleOnTheRocks

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I'm ashamed that I laughed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm boycotting this movie for lack of white representation.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 22

I dont get it

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I'll take it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

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v

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Lol’d +1, made my “high” feel orgasmic +2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

So what? Is the movie any good? When can we look past color?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 25

Never. Because it's "breakthrough" and "about time"...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 14

SNORT!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I read that as Morgan Freeman and was really confused for a minute.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Started reading; thought it was race baiting, by the end, it was a pun. Fantastic work.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I still like South Park's Token Black.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

LOL too cute. Man, I can't wait to see this movie!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, you can do it this once. Just don't make a hobbit of it.

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I hope this film is good. As I don't think that we can fully trust most reviews. It is a marvel though and they've been consistent at worst

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It'll be decent at least. Better than DC

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yeah the absolute best of DC has been about Marvel's worst. Still wish we could get a spectrum of reviews

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And Stan Lee. He is also in it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but his is a cameo. I'm sure there will be white extras too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There are more than 2 white actors but that doesn't fit the joke.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget the most important person of the film. The producer...... white. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

smart mans getting paid haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Currently 98% fresh on RT. Starting to get excited.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 18

And there's a massive amount of pressure for this movie to get nothing but good reviews.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

How does it have a rating yet? it's not out till next week.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Critics probably got an early screening. 92 critics have reviewed it already. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/black_panther_2018

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

gotcha.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The most unbelievable part of that movie wasn't even the cgi, it was the fact that there's a rich country in Africa lol

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 30

Nigeria?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

unironically Botswana

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

South Africa was almost a developed, advanced, nuclear powered first world country. And then, well....you know

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Most of them are rich... in ressources.. just highly corrupt and ridden with political instability

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It’s the most technologically advanced country based on real marvel canon

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 44

Did you even read the picture to the end to get the joke, or do you just yell in caps lock like an old man yelling at pigeons?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

I did, I understood, I was being sarcastic. Here, some bread to feed the pigeons.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I’m sorry but can someone explain this for me

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Those two white actors are "token whites" in a mostly (and obnoxiously celebrated) black film and the "Tolkien" is a pun on "token"

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 11

Thanks. Totally went over my head.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Tolkien being the author of "The Hobbit" book. Hence the joke.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tokenism ... It's why the black kid in South Park is named Token

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's....All explained clearly right there in the joke? Like, if anything, it's over explained

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 38

Not really, I didn't understand the joke because I did not know what 'Token White' meant.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

At that point you're explaining core concepts that are going to make the joke actively unfunny. It's ok to not get something

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

But its also ok to want to understand and learn new things, even at the cost of a joke one can't understand anyway

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not everybody here is from the US, with the same cultural references to use - like South Park

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

According to Wikipedia the term's been in use since the 1950s

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Yeah, in America most likely. I'm Australian and I've never heard the term before now.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok.

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Tolkien white guys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They were originally going to fill Martin Freeman’s role with 2 Asian actors, but then they realized that 2 Wongs don’t make a white...

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These need to stop

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You should have wrote this for Colin Mochrie news caster opening joke!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did I really just upvote this comment? Jeez, what's wrong with me.

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It’s a fair cop...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

fuck, the first time ive actually ever laughed on here. amazing

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You've been on this site for 5 years what do you come here for?

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But how does Stan lee fit into all of this?

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He's black from the waist down

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Everyone knows Stanlee Gollum is a black man.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 17

he is not an actor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tolkien Jew?

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He's not an actor

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I've seen him in like 30 movies though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw Keanu Reeves on a train; he must be the conductor

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I thought he had to be a member of the union just to appear in the films.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's also created a rich, vast, incredibly complex literally corpus and universe of characters.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Maybe he will be playing the part of an old explorer who finally finds "El dorado/Wakanda"?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a victim.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stan Lee is a constant in space & time. Whenever things of significance happen in the Marvel Cinematic Universe he will be there.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

he's not a white guy, he's a legend.

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Amen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's technically not an actor

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Morgan Freeman will instead make an appearance.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

and everyone will call him Stan Lee.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stan Lee is a Watcher. They don't have races.

8 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 2

He's actually a watcher informant

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then how do they know who is fastest?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Casino chips

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Blackface?

8 years ago | Likes 462 Dislikes 2

too. fucking. funny,

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a skeleton

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RDJ is probably the only person who will ever get away with blackface

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What about Jenna from 30 Rock?

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This is the best I can do /a/lzrbC

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You magnificent bastard

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That is exceptionally bad. +1

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Effort seemingly missed this time

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well I can't unsee that

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I'm not sure whether I should hate this for being racist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0