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WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO DO HOMEWORK ON A BREAK REALLY
Nov 1, 2015 10:30 PM
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Jetg10
I struggled reading through that 5th one. Took some time to decipher that. My ears also hurt from the yelling.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
Yellow highlighting is the laugh track of test posts.
skookysnax
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MATH?
misternewfetizh
I'm a bit worried about period 7.
therealconnormcgregor
The fact that the teacher kept a tally of kids that got injured in class is pure genius
Jaymezians
I had a teacher who NEVER gave out homework, except summer. The assignment was to write down our favorite memory of him to hang on his wall.
derGrueneZwerg
#4 gets me everytime
NormalNoahC
Its only fun to read the Ross and read it like he would
WhyIsThisAGif
The fact that that one post so nonchalantly says something about that being their suicide note enrages me.
Classicjosie
FACT: teachers who assign homework over a break are jerks!
twfeline
I refuse to believe ANY high school class would be quiet for 20 minutes, ESPECIALLY after seeing the teacher almost burn a hundred.
wizardhag
DarkNinja2462
#6 When we got to middle school (6th grade), nothing is sacred. Weekends are no longer sacred. ;_;
Yupurineutah
my 7th grade science teacher liked to wake the sleepers up with a mix of hydrogen and oxygen in a towel-wrapped coke bottle with a spark 1/2
Yupurineutah
and a bang. The last time he did it the bottom of the bottle blew out neatly and stomped him right in the jimmys.
thrillmechillmefulfillme
A friend of mine had to borrow a pair of the lost and found shoes during a p.e class and when he went to kick a ball, the shoe flew off and
thrillmechillmefulfillme
Hit our teacher right in the chest. No one could even speak or look at each other
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
direct quote from my mom sophomore year "you used to get all As in elementary school!"
MessageMeYourHamsters
"Its impossible that you're staying up late every night I hate how grumpy you get."/"I never see you do homework EVER!" - Both my mom
Cadaverific
"How can you only get 75% for English?! YOU SPEAK IT ALL THE TIME!!!" - Goddamn it Mom
Rainrunning
AP Chem Story: Due to mislabeled bottles, I released chlorine gas into the school instead of wintergreen scent. Teacher's reaction: oh shit
TheGuyThatHasAReferenceForEverything
Something similar happened at my school, but I cant remember what was released. Anyways, had to clear the building for the day.
awkward101
1/ My 6th grade class once went through 4 home room teachers. They all kept quitting. One left the class screaming cuz she thought we were
awkward101
2/ making fun of her. I don't remember why we kept laughing that day.
pacey5714
I wonder what happened in period 7 with the "near death experiences"
grarik
My guess is that someone exploded the glass they were heating up
Kairamek
10 burns and 2 near death. What happened that day?
samjc23
Longbottom.
pacey5714
Man, when he got expelled out of Wizarding school to muggle school, you would think he would get his shit together
ghsdkgb
That first one: She kicked a ceiling *by accident*!
TheMustacheBetWinner
I feel like there's another tumblr post about part 2 of that story
ghsdkgb
TheLimpinBiscuit
Setting stuff on fire is all fun and games until the teacher asks you to determine the new chemical compound.
PianoMan2112
How did nobody anywhere not mention the near-death experience in 2nd period?
Dracornin
It's chemistry... At least one near death experience is standard weekly
pancreas
That's just Phil. It wouldn't be a normal day if Phil didn't have a NDE or 2
MonteBurns
Phil Tippett?
PhilFrox
Not tr
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Phil is the new Ricewind. Death just likes to hang out near him.
samjc23
You mean longbottom?
ISarabi
There are AT LEAST two in 7th period.
Diddyu
Those were erased for obvious reasons.
ISarabi
*crosses out the "near"*
otebear
What happened in second period?!
MMPRMastodon
Ten people burned themselves, and one tired idiot probably stuck their arm near the burner
tendthekine
does the burning alcohol one actually work?
deepfriedcatheads
Commenting in case someone responds.
tendthekine
I recommend testing on a $1 bill first.
peridotstar
I saw an article last week that mentioned a thing like that happening to an old ship. It was undamaged but the fire scared the crew away.
peridotstar
2) for context, this was a few hundred years ago. The article was on the Cracked website.
shorr
It was demonstrated to me long ago. Was kinda hard, required strong alcohol, so don't go dipping money in your beer
Corki
nope. money burns. pretty well.
kingofthechill
most teachers don't really seem to get #6
Butterchicken
Truly it's unfortunate.
Butterchicken
Truly it's unfortunate.
MMPRMastodon
We do, we just don't care. We have to work during the breaks, so do you.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
As a teacher, hell no, fuck that. I don't assign work over breaks and never will. Kids need time to relax and be kids.
kingofthechill
still, fuck you though
LoadedPotatoSkins
you think i want to read 20 horribly constructed ramblings 5 paragraphs essays? whatever work we give you we basically fuck ourselves.
kingofthechill
what did you ever take the job for then, if not to get fucked daily?
LoadedPotatoSkins
to make sure the kids i teach can go on to better things and make a difference in the world.
Live4nvr
Fuck you, we don't get paid to. (Even tho you deserve more, but still, fuck you)
AriBerri55
To be fair, its really the admins requiring us to give hw. We wouldn't if we had a choice. We're as lazy as you.
DarkNinja2462
;_;
yassskween
Once a girl right next to me got hit in the head with a rogue sneaker at the state fair. She started bawling & I was trying my best not (1)
MmmmBaconFetus
My eighth grade history teacher was known around the school for throwing her shoe and one of the guys.
bluedragon878
I had a math teacher throw a white board eraser at me because he thought I was asleep. I just had my head down while I was doodling
Patilistan
La chancla
EasilyOffended
i had a science teacher like that except replace shoe with stapler
freegiant
She threw one of the guys?
Storyainthadnomoral
*blew*
MmmmBaconFetus
She's like 70
freegiant
yassskween
To laugh but I lost it when the guy right next to me goes, "I'm done. She actin' like she never been hit in the head with a shoe befo'." (2)
havesummathis
Also, you should consider becoming a professional commenter. The way you typed it made the scene come alive & it was just so vivid! :D
yassskween
That is so nice of you to say, thank you! Made my day!
havesummathis
That is perfect!! Anecdotes like this are the real reason I go to the fair. One of these days I'll get lucky & be part of such radness. <3
yassskween
Come to the TX state fair! Fried foods galore and plenty of sassy men to go around!
havesummathis
Hahaha! Sassy Texan men? This does sound very intriguing... I love fried food way too much for my own, or anyone else's, good. : P
ACatNamedVirtute
In 8th grade I got a concussion because i crawled under my desk to leave the room and my friend took my shoe off and hit me in the face.
andreyhimself
What the fuck kind of metal shoes are you wearing ?!
ACatNamedVirtute
It wasn't the shoe hitting me that gave me the concussion. My head snapped back when he hit me and I bashed my head on the floor.
VonRichtofenlw
I'm on their side. What the fuck were you doing going under the desk to try and leave the room?
ACatNamedVirtute
I sort of acted up a lot in 8th grade and one thing I did a lot was ditch in the middle of class. I did it by crawling out during movies.
VonRichtofenlw
ah
usernumber84
Desk turtle. Self-evident, I thought...
VonRichtofenlw
You thought? that's not you?
NativeCain
Please define "friend"
Patilistan
someone who's got your academic interests in their heart?
ACatNamedVirtute
Someone I am not friends with anymore because im pretty sure he's a psychopath.
NativeCain
Replace "friend" with "nemesis" and I think you've got this nailed. =)
yassskween
I feel like I need more context to fully understand this but I am nonetheless sorry that your "friend" felt the need to do that.
ACatNamedVirtute
I crawled under the desk, he pulled my shoe off, I told him to give it back, he threw it at my head, My head snapped back and hit the floor.
DATMMrk14
WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO DO HOMEWORK ON A BREAK REALLY
KittyCalamity
Hermione Granger
HowDoYouGIF
Everyone I'm around including: teachers, parents and family.
OPFormerlyKnownAsPrince
Honestly, breaks are usually my only opportunity to catch back up on work. Sad face.
IOvercookedmyeggsagain
Everyone. 9pm. last night of break.
Remne
This was me last night. Power-wrote my essay that I had 2 weeks to do.
musicalGROOT
My school gets a "fall break" that's just a Friday off. And I had two projects due that day.
UndeniableRealities
I have 2 chapter reviews due over thanksgiving in my AP US History class, so yeah, I'll be doing work over my break
Ozzy9121
Graduate students. Breaks are a lie for us.
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
Indeed, I Never worked as much as during graduate "breaks" (in france)
maverickquasar
I studied at Université Bordeaux 1 for a semester for a Masters course... Piece. Of. Piss.
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
What was the subject? University-only (or not cohabilitated by major schools) science masters in France are usually aimed at either 1/2
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
research (may be hard or easy depending on subject & uni fame), or teaching (often extremely easy).
Kathumandu
I had a calc professor in high school that assigned a final that was worth 20% of your grade the day after xmas Vacation... I am still mad
Kathumandu
Needless to say, the whole class did shit. Highest grade was like a 79%
TheNotQuiteAsRealSlimShady
My class got a teacher fired from the junior high I went to because of the amount of work she assigned over holidays and weekends
GodtheMagicalSkyDaddy
In like 4th grade I would go home (around 3) do homework till 11 at night- skipping dinner- go to bed and wake up at 5 am for more hw. 1/2
ThatShiftyMonkey
do it faster. saves time.
JruqsJr
Asians
omgwtfamidoingwithlife
They need free time too. How do you expect them to become world class LoL pros without any practice?
GeneralZappBrannigan
I once had a project due on the first day of the school year because technically the last semester of the last year was the same class.
metalshiflet
My high school didn't allow homework after a break
makaisson
Hermione?
breadedfishstrip
"You'll need to work more than that in college / in a work environment" - noone who was actually in college, or is working.
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
Things don't get easier at all. You just get sneakier about not doing them.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
If you think teachers/professors are demanding, wait until you have a boss.
ExperimentKraj
Your boss might just suck, dude. Mine's super chill, and we get a ton of shit done.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
I've had way more shit bosses than good ones. I think it comes down to the fact many engineers who become managers lack people skills.
FightMeMrTusk
Have both. Id prefer my boss at work. Both works actually. Most profs assume you're in only their class, and assign homework accordingly
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Same while getting a BSEE, so I can relate. My bosses in college were cool. Many of the bosses I've had in industry act like they own you.
FightMeMrTusk
I'm in sales so it might be different. If you don't do your job you don't pay rent that month. So managers don't crack whips where I work
w4nder3r
Not sure what kind of college you went to, but nursing school is a lot harder than high school.
Casswigirl11
But I never had work over summer or winter break. All other breaks were fair game though.
Orion1453
I remember I had a fucking 46 page booklet full of math shit to do over Christmas break in fifth grade. Fuck you, Mrs. Hatch. Fuck you.
MMPRMastodon
As a teacher: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DATMMrk14
Hey! Weren't you on the FP?
MMPRMastodon
At one point, yes
DATMMrk14
cool. It was the teacher stories right?
MMPRMastodon
Yep.
Butterchicken
The students in the 4th period class.
Engelic
Or that one near death experience kid
G0MeatCube
Nerds! Jk homos
OnlyWelmed
I would have loved to be in that class. The teacher wouldn't give break work to that period because they are so awesome. Probably his fav.
WhoDidYouExpect
What I want to know is, what kind of near death experience happened in 2nd period?
nesurame
Considering how many burns they have, I would place my money on loose clothing catching fire.
unknovvnMike
They forgot their homework over break
OriginalUsername133
Put their dick in it.
Rawrihazshotgun
this has nothing to do with chemistry but I once experienced a kickback in wood shop and a flashback in welding.
Butterchicken
Me too! It is hypothesized that maybe the glass overheated and exploded? I like how period 7 tried to erase their near death experiences.
OriginalUsername133
Put their dick in it.
WhoDidYouExpect
Did not notice that. Good eye.
emirh12
oh if you ever pull your own spotters for a chemistry lab we use a flame and a glass tube i can usually get one 1-2 feet long
emirh12
tends to end u burning your fingers
shiquo
That's fine, they're allowed to... after all, it's not a NEAR death experience if they actually die. Then it's just a full-death experience.