Apr 18, 2022 10:26 PM
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NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Quick reminder that frogs will LITERALLY eat ANYTHING that will fit in its mouth. Bugs, mice, baby birds, etc.
Wulph421
I thought it was a chopped off anaconda head or something trying to eat it
Goldenteckel
SquigBreath
I found a duck just like this, but it was a snapping turtle not a frog. That duck did not escape but I did.
ooMikeAoo
KAPTKipper
Get in my belly! Ribbit
mmartin762
Saved the stupid frog too.
TheDancingChickenOfTheSea
His eyes were WAY bigger than his stomach lol
weidermeijer
Been there. Done that.
madvin
Frog regrets t o have no tooth...
whatamisupposedtodo
Hang in there
TrueLegateDamar
Okay let him go, let him go Mr. Frog.
tabirdie20110
Frog sez: “tastes like chicken “
gaidinbdj
It's like the exact opposite of this:
historycat
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/do-not-ever-give-up-joey-nash.html?product=poster
dragonsluvtacos
MrHappySmiles
U stole mah lunch, dick.
embodymentofgattaca
Jak8714
I'd feel sorry for the frog, but honestly, he was never gonna be able to make that bird fit in his mouth.
ColmCorbec
AstronautChicken
I dont even know how this would get passed around very well. Who wants to be unfrogged
DuelingBrothers
The whole party dude! You're kind of useless in that state. *Esuna*
*Esuna* You're all good now.
TaintToucher
Ok one more. Must have got hit by some bad breath from a malboro or something. *Esuna*
SilentZed
Frog is like, "Wtf, Dude."
CestlaviePgh
LOL exactly what I thought too!
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Now we fry the frog Cajun style
alcaray
Not a repentant frog, there.
sweetandsmokey
dude made the frog watch the leaving bird (dude : see that!) before turning it towards him (frog: so what? WTF does it matter to u)
wtftomdelonge29
I got more of a “and I’ll fucken do it again” vibe.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Cappy: I am ROTUND!
"Capybaras are snack-shaped"
They’re FRIEND shaped
SleeperXib
But, not snack sized.
Definitely fun sized though
eddbrowne
For justice, swallow the frog.
thedewser
Seriously, dude was hungry and that bird was probably being an asshole, as birds are.
JadeNB1729
… by … trying not to get eaten?
Bird probably ate the frog's kids!
It's just a frog-eat-bird-eat-frog world out there.
Codyroo500
How the hell did that shit even happen?
kaegro
Bullfrog are invasive in a lot of places and can eat some really big shit for their size. Prolly thought the head was all there was ro it.
awesomecat42
Frogs are both unintelligent and ambitious, especially when it comes to potential food.
BonIvermectin
A little luck and a lot of Froggy Behavior
TheLastNutterButter
Birb sticks head under water to feed. Frog just sees the head and neck, thinks it's food sized. Too dumb to let go after the chomp.
Username0121
Birb fucked around n found out
backrideup9
Frog mistook the bird for a monkey he knew about 15 years ago.
majorminers
A herpetologist once told me, "If frogs were 50 pounds or bigger. Humans wouldnt exist."
AuntieKristt
Wednesday.
AFrugalMoogle
It started out with a kiss
Drawstencil
Eat or be eaten
CraftyObligation
Frogs are voratious predators. They view any thing that fits in their mouth as food.
The American Boys Handy Book had a story of a pet frog. It ate almost a pound of food in a day. Died of "idigestion" that night.
madmatt2024
Frogs are pretty stupid. If they think something is food they will try to eat it, no matter how big it is.
Gasperus
Just like my ex....
Kavic
Disected a frog in school dacades ago, it had 2 mice and 3 bugs in its belly. It wasn't even a big frog.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
It's also possible bird tried to eat frog, and frog said "you are a fool to believe my self preservation is greater than my spite"
smegheadenergy
So don’t go swimming nude in a frog pond if you have a wiener?
LonelyVoid
Unless you're into that shit
Superboes
I mean, they aint got teeth... couldnt really kill the bird exept drowning maybe
Their tongues have ridges like teeth while some have teeth like structures on their jaws o____O
FGnevermore
Would they have both died?
Dagordae
No. Frogs are REALLY dumb but eventually it would have figured out it can’t eat this and give up. Long after the bird dies.
ArousedWizard
not from hunger
CVStp
eventually, years later and apart, they would indeed both die.
Donaldbain
No, the frog had the bird pinned. The frog could have let go at any time, it was trying to drown the bird who probably tried to eat it.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
I think it’s more likely the frog thought it was food while its head was underwater. Frogs are idiots. Prob hadnt realized what it was yet.
SherMattLockSmith
Frogs literally are not that smart
Like, they probably don't have the concept of breath and definitely do not understand that other creatures need to breathe, yet alone use(1)
(2) Said knowledge to try and kill another much larger creature. They just eat, thought it would be tasty and kept trying to eat.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Bird dies, pins the frog under water where it can't get more air. Most likely yes.
freezeDriedBadger
Frogs can breathe through their skin, might have starved though
T3sl4co1l
Or the spectacle draws attention of a hawk and they both end up a meal
DorkJedi
WTF? Who ordered the frogducken?
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Quick reminder that frogs will LITERALLY eat ANYTHING that will fit in its mouth. Bugs, mice, baby birds, etc.
Wulph421
I thought it was a chopped off anaconda head or something trying to eat it
Goldenteckel
SquigBreath
I found a duck just like this, but it was a snapping turtle not a frog. That duck did not escape but I did.
ooMikeAoo
KAPTKipper
Get in my belly! Ribbit
mmartin762
Saved the stupid frog too.
TheDancingChickenOfTheSea
His eyes were WAY bigger than his stomach lol
weidermeijer
Been there. Done that.
madvin
Frog regrets t o have no tooth...
whatamisupposedtodo
Hang in there
TrueLegateDamar
Okay let him go, let him go Mr. Frog.
tabirdie20110
Frog sez: “tastes like chicken “
gaidinbdj
It's like the exact opposite of this:
historycat
https://fineartamerica.com/featured/do-not-ever-give-up-joey-nash.html?product=poster
dragonsluvtacos
MrHappySmiles
U stole mah lunch, dick.
embodymentofgattaca
Jak8714
I'd feel sorry for the frog, but honestly, he was never gonna be able to make that bird fit in his mouth.
ColmCorbec
AstronautChicken
I dont even know how this would get passed around very well. Who wants to be unfrogged
DuelingBrothers
The whole party dude! You're kind of useless in that state. *Esuna*
DuelingBrothers
*Esuna* You're all good now.
TaintToucher
DuelingBrothers
Ok one more. Must have got hit by some bad breath from a malboro or something. *Esuna*
SilentZed
Frog is like, "Wtf, Dude."
CestlaviePgh
LOL exactly what I thought too!
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Now we fry the frog Cajun style
alcaray
Not a repentant frog, there.
sweetandsmokey
dude made the frog watch the leaving bird (dude : see that!) before turning it towards him (frog: so what? WTF does it matter to u)
wtftomdelonge29
I got more of a “and I’ll fucken do it again” vibe.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Cappy: I am ROTUND!
Goldenteckel
"Capybaras are snack-shaped"
PineappleLoopsBroether
They’re FRIEND shaped
SleeperXib
But, not snack sized.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Definitely fun sized though
eddbrowne
For justice, swallow the frog.
thedewser
Seriously, dude was hungry and that bird was probably being an asshole, as birds are.
JadeNB1729
… by … trying not to get eaten?
thedewser
Bird probably ate the frog's kids!
JadeNB1729
It's just a frog-eat-bird-eat-frog world out there.
Codyroo500
How the hell did that shit even happen?
kaegro
Bullfrog are invasive in a lot of places and can eat some really big shit for their size. Prolly thought the head was all there was ro it.
awesomecat42
Frogs are both unintelligent and ambitious, especially when it comes to potential food.
BonIvermectin
A little luck and a lot of Froggy Behavior
TheLastNutterButter
Birb sticks head under water to feed. Frog just sees the head and neck, thinks it's food sized. Too dumb to let go after the chomp.
Username0121
Birb fucked around n found out
backrideup9
Frog mistook the bird for a monkey he knew about 15 years ago.
majorminers
A herpetologist once told me, "If frogs were 50 pounds or bigger. Humans wouldnt exist."
AuntieKristt
Wednesday.
AFrugalMoogle
It started out with a kiss
Drawstencil
Eat or be eaten
CraftyObligation
Frogs are voratious predators. They view any thing that fits in their mouth as food.
CraftyObligation
The American Boys Handy Book had a story of a pet frog. It ate almost a pound of food in a day. Died of "idigestion" that night.
madmatt2024
Frogs are pretty stupid. If they think something is food they will try to eat it, no matter how big it is.
Gasperus
Just like my ex....
Kavic
Disected a frog in school dacades ago, it had 2 mice and 3 bugs in its belly. It wasn't even a big frog.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
It's also possible bird tried to eat frog, and frog said "you are a fool to believe my self preservation is greater than my spite"
smegheadenergy
So don’t go swimming nude in a frog pond if you have a wiener?
LonelyVoid
Unless you're into that shit
Superboes
I mean, they aint got teeth... couldnt really kill the bird exept drowning maybe
smegheadenergy
Their tongues have ridges like teeth while some have teeth like structures on their jaws o____O
FGnevermore
Would they have both died?
Dagordae
No. Frogs are REALLY dumb but eventually it would have figured out it can’t eat this and give up. Long after the bird dies.
ArousedWizard
not from hunger
CVStp
eventually, years later and apart, they would indeed both die.
Donaldbain
No, the frog had the bird pinned. The frog could have let go at any time, it was trying to drown the bird who probably tried to eat it.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
I think it’s more likely the frog thought it was food while its head was underwater. Frogs are idiots. Prob hadnt realized what it was yet.
SherMattLockSmith
Frogs literally are not that smart
SherMattLockSmith
Like, they probably don't have the concept of breath and definitely do not understand that other creatures need to breathe, yet alone use(1)
SherMattLockSmith
(2) Said knowledge to try and kill another much larger creature. They just eat, thought it would be tasty and kept trying to eat.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Bird dies, pins the frog under water where it can't get more air. Most likely yes.
freezeDriedBadger
Frogs can breathe through their skin, might have starved though
T3sl4co1l
Or the spectacle draws attention of a hawk and they both end up a meal
DorkJedi
WTF? Who ordered the frogducken?