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Apr 8, 2016 10:16 PM
iouoneusername
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beanblanket
All of these facts might be true!
ProfPeelerPhD
Or maybe left-eye was just an alcoholic.
BishopofHippo93
SiameseCitys
#8, I watched movie; he barely "won" he got a fraction of what they offered to settle for as long as he kept his mouth shut.
UsChickens
#5 lololol "600 billion isk". Remember that guy who set up a Ponzi scheme and made TRILLIONS? Yuuuurp.
Ghastly310
Wish they'd stop giving real-world-dollar equivalents in Eve Online things. Nobody pays for things like that and gives people the wrong idea
HampsterButt
OP is definitely Pakistani
SometimesISayDumbShit
That EVE one...Bankers do that shit irl all the time and there are zero fucking consequences. With enough money you can get off scot free
ijustwanttoseewhatmyprizeis
TIL Final Destination was a documentary
Acefowl
Only when it's Fox only with no items.
HypestTeam
i c u mh
JapAnus
#2 : Earth Boner
Verelse
Dutch Treat!
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
What about the married Miss America contestants?
buckeyebennett
RIP Lisa Left Eye! Thanks for reminding me to stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to.
Acefowl
I bet there's just one gay Pakistani downloading gay porn by the teraloads, just to fuck with the stats.
MerToo
Nah, Islam's extremely strict rules about sex outside marriage leads to a LOT of gay sex.
Begotten
Or it's Indians doing it with Pakistani IPs to make them look gay for the lulz. Or they just have a bunch of closeted, repressed gay people
dropkicknanna
They're onto me
jgempire
Lisa Lopes couldn't drive, apparently.
Cammo353
Corporate espionage ftw! Also, how easy/hard would it be to get into eve this late in the games life?
Gustave13
#1 so you're saying there's a chance... YEAH!
Davinus
Calling someone else out for theft, and then doing the exact same shit you accused them of doing... brilliant.
IamNotAshamed
he stole them fake internet points
iouoneusername
I am very open about it
Corrodias
I can't help but notice you didn't add any citations, either. Pity.
LariCheltsy
Username checks out
iouoneusername
It is a falsum, much like "This is a lie" :)
Thismuchistrue
I invented cruise control as a child, but didn't have the resources to persue it.
Sheari
Same here with modern GPS. But I was 6 and my family was poor. I hated using Triptiks and thought "what if there was a car on it that moved"
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
#4: So $5,600 per car?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
That's what the math says.
QonQuest
It does say "most of" so that could be anything between 251 and 499
whiteboyz
lol that is the first thing i did was check the numbers when i saw it
FlaccidRapper
I thought it was 2.8 mil each car lol
querub
I was at kanamara matsuri in Japan this year! I got a penis pop.
settecba
#9 *a HUNGRY mob
MitchH90
+1 for Eve Online! I wonder if Reikoku are still going.
TheNowBannedBecauseOfBullshitCommunityRulesChaoticNachos
HenryFondle
He didn't invent the wiper - just the intermittent part.
RemainsspacebarUnknown
he won the battle but not the war
TraitorousTrump3
Probably the only true one in this post.
MichaelScar
He won, but he was not victorious
VodkaReindeer
The word you're looking for is Pyrrhic victory.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Sure he was if he finalized the divorce before settling the other case
MichaelScar
I don't think divorce is in anyone's winners bracket
CommentsWithGandalf
Depends, divorce could be a win after already losing by marrying them in the first place.
DasOgre
Divorce is never a bad things. Good marriages don't end in divorce.
gorglegarble
Tell that to people with crippling child support and alimony payments.
IamMonicaLewinsky
There's a movie about it too, not sure what it's called though
Mikefreakinhart
Wiped
CluelessAmerican
wiper man blades of glory
TheNowBannedBecauseOfBullshitCommunityRulesChaoticNachos
we mached it in history. idk why tho
TheNowBannedBecauseOfBullshitCommunityRulesChaoticNachos
watched
TuggSpeedmann
'Flash of Genius' my friend
LimpInch
I need to watch this movie
martinimos
It's true.... most homophobics are gay
JollyJokzr
#7 "despite"?
Mithi
yeah, more like "because"
PreciousPotato
My thought exactly.
MrGrayandPink
Forbidden fruit is the sweetest
BrazilianThunderPanda
Damn Holland! Ya'll have no chill! (I know Holland/Netherlands/Dutch are different but it's close enough. Let it go you're ruining the joke)
rainbowcoloredpoop
What can I say? We Dutchies like our meat fresh.
Yetanotherwaytoolongusername69
I read we still have body some body parts stored in a museum, idk if true but here's a link, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt
Kasteelharry
#9 is 100% false
M4rt1nV
The closest thing I could think of was the execution of Balthasar Gerards in 1584, but he wasn't really eaten.
Kasteelharry
Forget my other comments, I did some research and found out that in 1672 2 brothers, both high up in the Dutch government were lynched 1/2
Kasteelharry
but not actually eaten, just severely mutilated by the angry mob. Neither of the brothers were primeminister by the way
Kasteelharry
You are close, while the Netherlands were at war with Spain for 80 years a city of the Netherlands was under siege, Leiden, in 1574. 1/?
Kasteelharry
During this siege a famine broke out, the mayor of Leiden allegedly said that if they were as hungry as they said they were they could 2/3
Kasteelharry
eat him instead of surrender. This however is just some myth but I think they might be referring to this incident 3/3
MrBananaBeak
#5 that's also completely "legal" in EVE online to do. No account bans or anything like that. The game is vicious.
Lilly64
It's not only allowed, it's encouraged. EVE wants you to fuck up other players
MrBananaBeak
It's a cold, dark, hostile world.
ArdenJace
Sometimes I miss Perfect Randian Meritocracy in Space: The Game. Sometimes.
SirFormidio
Well, if you did it in real life, you wouldn't be killed for it. Isn't that how they rationalize that idea?
MrBananaBeak
The only real "rules" regard mostly harassment, bug exploitation, and game manipulation. Earn ISK any way you wish.
MrBananaBeak
They can kill him all they want, he probably transferred the ISK to an undisclosed alt shortly thereafter. It's just a wild west universe.
spug3t
Which is why we love it.
MrBananaBeak
Truth. I'm just getting started. Haven't lost my first ship yet. Scurred lol
PrancingAnusCheese
You'll get podded soon enough. I've lost a few. It blows. But that's EVE. I should get back in...
CarlooisLovE
first rule : dont fly anything you cant afford to loose ! and always insure t1 hulls !
valoriest
Be sure to insure your ships before going to LS or Nullie.
MrBananaBeak
Yeah I'm getting hella into exploration so I've got like four T1 frigs ready to go.
spug3t
That can be arranged.
MrBananaBeak
Oh it's going to happen. I'm really enjoying exploration, but have to venture into low/nullsec to get loot worth doing. It's gunna happen.
browniesftw
feel free to look up the Hell's Pirates alliance. we do about everything in null sec.
CluBBaH
Huge wars going on atm in EVE Online.
bunduz
ha I'm in FCON and couldn't be happier because they are all shitlords anyway
CoolHandRK
I saw a news broadcast about it. That game has really become big. Never played and it seems to late to start. But good for its community.
CluBBaH
Never too late, starting eve has became so much easier these days. But its still "here's your ship, fuck you"
AleksStark
Was in some Spectre Fleets yesterday with 3-day old players. Didn't know his own ship name, but was supporting an 80 man fleet.
cptunderpants
If anyone is looking for an easy way into a big EVE group for this war, check out KarmaFleet. https://www.reddit.com/r/Karmafleet/
MrBananaBeak
Yeah I'm staying the fuck out of those zones.
streptovsky
The EvE Online one is wrong. I remember when this happened, back then it was 22M in game currency to $1USD. $27,200, not $13,000
syylk
http://evenews24.com/2015/03/02/vanguard-frontiers-600-billion-isk-heist/
MrBananaBeak
And it was fucking awesome. Longest con ever.
SirFormidio
Go big or go home. You gotta be in it for the long con.
ElytsONE
Source on the story?
InglouriousTarantino
The REAL question is if there's a way for him to exchange it for real-world currency, like USD??
streptovsky
Yes. Find someone trustworthy and sell it to them for paypal transfers. Duh.
InglouriousTarantino
Yeah, I guess that works. Haha.
hereforthensfwreddits
There are other stories of several large scale battles/wars that cost roughly 60-70 thousand USD just in deaths of ships.
bunduz
Battle of B-R
hereforthensfwreddits
That was my home for nearly a year. That system exactly. S2N for life.
UsChickens
In 2015? Yeah, nah. Try about 5 times that. PLEX haven't been under a bil each at Jita for years.
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
i remember the story too and it was several years ago definitely not last year
streptovsky
It didn't happen in 2015, not by a long shot. It was a few years ago, back when PLEX was between 330m and 360m.
Kasai
More like 270-300m
streptovsky
No. 330m to 360m. I remember the pricing because I used to sell one of my friends ISK for video games on Steam at 22m/$1USD
Kasai
I was under the impression it happened back during those prices, guess I was wrong.