WullieBlake
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Meanwhile in Ireland.
Dec 8, 2017 10:09 PM
WullieBlake
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madmagyar11
Sorry guys, I’m an architect...and it’s true.
58d8fee2
Doing their part to balance out Saudi Arabia?
Sortovalta
I just hope he doesn't buy the oddments of 5 different patterns (cheap!!!) and tile the bathroom with them without asking... like last time.
Degarafarat
YES. Being single pays off.
RJ444
I think that is more than fair.
meganical
Dad is terrible at picking anything to do with his home, so I assume most guys are like this. I’m better at picking paint, furniture, tiles
STINKPICKEL
Same sign at my local paint store, husbands must have note or color sample from wife to purchase paint.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
So us gay guys just gotta find ourselves a lesbian couple?
YoScottO
A surrogate grouter.
jery007
yes
teardropivyyearofthetiger
All.the.sandwiches.
Superchief86
No no. If stereotypes have taught us nothing else it's that gay guys have impeccable taste when it comes to decoration and interior design.
LiamNeesonOfficial
If she's paying, that's fair.
tontoma
Suck it RPT im gay, on the hind side i take it up the ass
whatyoushouldnotdo
Take off your ring and say you had to divorce her to get the tile you wanted, simple!
FatBastardVegetarian
I work for a company that redoes bathrooms. Having both users there is imperative... for almost every decision.
slycess
I don't know if it's more anti-men or anti-women, but it's not good for us, my fellow humans
AlBundysLoveChild
This should include moms also...personal experience
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
That toilet is a perfect backdrop for that shitty sign ...
Thismuchistrue
Yarp!
coop61gt
Yarp
rattlebone10
My dad Always says "I have to ask my wife" Especially for big purchases. they're married 43 years.
mizadventures
Sensible fellow.
thatVoIPdude
Husband here. If I saw a sign like that I'd go elsewhere on principle. Someone will want my money without making me jump through hoops.
truthsmiles
I think it's meant as a joke, but also a reminder to some men that before they do a bunch of work it might be smart to get agreement w/ Mrs
sombrerohorsewagon
My father used to do kitchens and bathrooms. When they husband made a request he would nod. When the wife made a request he wrote it down.
GODDAMNlT
your dad had both a wife and a husband?
Flyms
11 pts and this is unde "bad replies" lol
Goask
I'm a wife and I've often wished that I had a couple of wives in addition to my one husband. Not for him. For me. I could use the help.
2intimeofwar
But then you would have to share his penis
Goask
I share it with the Internet now. And because the Internet doesn't do it for me, I wouldn't be the one losing out. As it were.
2intimeofwar
Can I see then
ChaosandChaos
neil137
"i'm single"
kirmes
I'm shingle
IvorJBiggun
No tiles for you my friend
qyron
This is an elaborate joke, right?
DeathToSwans
I mean a joke yeah, elaborate may be pushing it.
qyron
There's stupid enough people in the world to take it.
DeathToSwans
Yeah you are probably right.
WullieBlake
I think it's real, they've been having arguments about it being sexist etc
killbot9566
That's stupid looks like a well mannered joke to me that some husbands will bring a note just for a laugh
yohhhhpppp
This is super sexist. They need to change their return policy if it isn't working for them.
GreaterDog
I count myself as pretty progressive, but I don't see the sexism here? It's about a guy making decorating decisions his spouse will hate.
yohhhhpppp
It’s discrimination. It should demand a note from all types of spouses if it wanted to be equal.
qyron
Say what?
7thor8thcaw
Fucking everything becomes sexist or homophobic or some other nonsense these days.
Falos
Yeah, I don't get the offended olympics. Especially since fucking everything would obviously have to be the work of an indiscriminate person
Locolarue
Bitch can go buy her own damn tiles.
meganical
She’s too busy cooking or cleaning or taking care of the kids after she gets off work. WYD?
Locolarue
Sounds like we ain't gettin' no new tiles done, then, are we?
UpTheDubs
Happy wife = happy life
herekittykitty69
My husband then says; happy husband, alive wife ????
UnrustleYerJimmies
Should we be concerned for you?
EatTacos
I call B.S. on that one. No matter what I did for her, my ex truly enjoyed tormenting me and making everyday hell on earth for me.
gr33narrow
she wasn't happy- through no fault of your own. Find someone who doesn't care about the tiles, but instead that you have floors to stand on.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Then it's fitting that she was yiur ex and not present/future. Never be with an asshole, whatever gender you or they are
EatTacos
She became my ex the minute I realized that she found happiness in my misery.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Goodness, she sounds like a psycho. I'm glad you got out of that toxicity, the only people who deserve that are the people who are that
skipweasel
My wife laughed like a drain at this. 17 years ago I tiled the kitchen while she was out - in the tiles she didn't want. I promised if1/2
askingseven
LeBazz
skipweasel
after a year she still didn't like them I'd redo it. They're still there.
JayEnfield
Human inertia.
Miridarna
Go maire tu
smileunicornsloveyou
I feel this is very reasonable and sweet of you after all that work.
DavidsDungeon
Like every other husband it's on your to do list, right?
SnakeRunner
If she doesn't like them she can redo them.
skipweasel
If she doesn't like them I can redo them.
PrincessBride1
Lucky I'm not her. I'd have taken a sledge to them. Oops must have been defective.
skipweasel
Name checks out.
SmellOfMonkey
So, she liked them
JapAnus
No she left him for a man with better taste in tiles.
doobieornotdoobie
Logic checks out
zebulorg
If (year> 1 && !wife.likes(tiles)) then redo(tiles);
skipweasel
It took a while, but every now and then I offer to change them but she hasn't found any she prefers.
coldinthecorner
Probably more a case of no use crying over spilt milk.
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Shit I just bought tiles for the bathroom without consulting the misses
Andalite
RIP
DonkeyOD
*Mrs.
howdidthisgethereiamnotgoodwithcomputer
deadonmyfeet
Amateur
knobcopter
Missus* misses are only announced during a rousing game of Battle Ship.
VoxVendetta
Could you give us an update when she finds out? Not really curious about her tile preference, just want to make sure you're still alive.
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Still alive. The bathroom reno has taken so long now because of plumbing issues that she doesn't care anymore.
notblubber
"Laughed like a drain?" Is that a saying in... someplace?
bigdaddyfatpants
It is when the tile looks like it should have been in a men's locker room for the last 17 years.
ImNotUsuallyThisErect
I like it, I picture someone laughing like the sound it makes before the last bit of water goes down the drain. Plus a bathroom/tiles refere
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Same place where skipweasel is a saying
Gixxerguy
Yes, a lot of places
Withthebirdsintheshed
Gug gug gug guhg?
skipweasel
British English.
littlestchild
Really no
skipweasel
Perhaps not in your part of Britain, but I grew up with it.
gypsyspot
Google claims it as British
rusrsdude
Ever hear a drain doing its job? That's what it sounds like.
The701
If someone laughed like a lot of drains I've heard, it'd be prudent to call an ambulance.
Ginocide
People laugh like GLOG GLOG GLOG and SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP?
Metalspinningjesus
Glog glog glog
rusrsdude
Yeah! Like they're choking on water.
skipweasel
If you google "Laugh like a..." drain is the first option here - though google vary results by region etc.
FundamentallyFacetious
"Here" is a very helpful term on the internet.
SpookyCarnage
It's "Laugh like a Witch" here in Canada land.
DamBroox
https://imgur.com/tpmbVJZ
NotTheBeees
Really not helpful.
iguessthisusernamewilldo
It did come up for me, but not the first suggestion. Also, one of them was "laugh like a windex bottle"???
ialwaysreplyscreamedthestableboy
My ma does that lol
Lobuttomize
saalamander
Cackle
SharkBaitEx
You bing using lobotomite
Ricksagainstreposts
GOOGLE
eth3792
amazingphoebe
That's just embarrassing