xxXsniper420archanglegodXxx
95142
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Reload
Gamers be like
Feb 13, 2020 8:16 AM
xxXsniper420archanglegodXxx
95142
1975
51
Gamers be like
JettSenpai
John wick's toilet
ImTripping
Atleast it's facing the correct way
Fifivefo
(M1 garand reload sound)
VikingPiss
/a/avHToM5
Defia07
quality shit post
PaulSites12
Hey....there was still a bit left of the old. I use mine til the last ply,
chickensareawesome
Thank you for putting that paper on correctly!
mitsua
Did someone vomit on the countertop?
KevinRPD
Needs a nice PING
dans3432142
Heard M1 grande rifle popping a mag :)
LordHosk
Dude chill! 1. that roll isnt empty. 2. you dont have to smash it just hold it. 3 get some molding you neanderthal we live in a society.
testecull
1: There's so little on that roll it's effectively empty anyway. 2: It's a meme, braniac. 3: Why so fussy about moldings?
Klerk246
This needs some M1 Garand sound effects
andychristman2000
Over the top, that’s the proper way to load TP, bravo!
Boil1337
The US patent tells us so...!
TheyCallMeRoy
There was at least one good wipe left on the roll that flew into oblivion.
twisteddkarma
Very nice
thewiggins
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Tactical reload
silentgravity33
Someone needs to add the M1 grand reload sound to this and it’ll be a masterpiece
ROBOTvsMAN
Denamic
*ping*
MrTomRobs
I came here to post exactly that ?
xxXsniper420archanglegodXxx
So do you know if anyone added the ping.... I'm very interested
StoatyFox
CHANGING MAG!!
testecull
RELOAD DR FREEMAN
talianagisan
TAKE THIS MEDKIT
DrDadJokes
High caliber shitpost
notausername123
The blue ring tattoos are measurements for how far he can fist his boyfriend
BillHubbard
But, but, it's the wrong way around.
crimsonghost1
There's a save point and a possible boss nearby, huh?
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
Mrabojangles321
According to the video game dead rising, they are already at the save location.
vosuraekira
And No More Heroes.
Xenolith166
Beware, beware; the Ass-Wizards of Gluteus Rectum are near. The Shitstorm cometh.
YouL0stTheGame
You hear boss music in the background, and realize the boss is the 20 pounds of Taco Bell you ate with extra hot sauce
timxedge
If there’s a medpack on the wall nearby it is pretty much guaranteed
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Medpacks? Extra ammo? Uh oh.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
Ping!
WristDeepInaBook
no way, there's still toilet paper on that other roll
taco81
I’m just glad the roll was loaded correctly.
SlappedStupid
But he crushed it... now it won't roll smooth.
FracturedTimeline
I'll never understand why some people never use the last squares of t.p. what a waste. *this comment is brought to you by Andrex*
errrgh
Amen
jegustaeau
If there’s not enough for a full wipe set it to the side for when you need detail work.
Mityguy
Sometimes it doesn't come off the role for me.
TinySheep
I just combine it with the first square(s) of the new roll
testecull
In my case it's a mixture of A: A few squares isn't even close to enough for a pass and B: TP is so cheap who cares?
Ganonderf
The last square of paper towels I can see, it’s all slimy from the glue, but for TP? My bootyhole don’t care! It just wants to be clean!
NinjaCongo
I use the three sea shells.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Shit, I know this one! Why is it so familiar and why cant I place it?
jmmarquez34
Demolition Man
ObamaLlama213
Yeah well I use the empty roll to really conserve
originalWFHhipster
Cause we don't like poop on our hands? I use essentially an entire small tree each time I wipe.
microwavesemen
Throwing away the last square makes me feel like a king. It’s my version of making it rain at a strip club
GingerLaird
Probably something to do with the adhesive that holds the tissue to the cardboard tube.
jdawgsplace
You haven't met me either...
PhenTsoksar
I always to, but use it effectively I lay face down on my bathroom floor, spread my asscheeks and use the cardboard structure of the (1/
PhenTsoksar
roll the kneed out the micro cramps that developed in my butt cheek whilst sitting and dedicating. A very sensible idea, thought Pooh
cyanideslushie
Tactical reload
Footpawz
I never understood why people use TP instead of a bidet.
Daxidol
Some people don't even use the cardboard tube. Such a waste.
PoisonInJest
Unless I'm folding it into a new roll there very easily could not be enough
Donku83
I use every speck of it and then I use the roll to scoop/scrape. No waste here
originalWFHhipster
Gentler than a poop knife I reckon.
Nikkianneinlalaland
Thats hardcore
DefinitelyNotOmegon
https://m.twitch.tv/clip/VastTangibleMeerkatKevinTurtle
hathorlover
When I pee (I'm a girl), I tend to use one square. This causes 1 square left at the end most times, and I use it.
LateNightBunnyParty
ONE SQUARE? I'm a woman too, but I need 3 squares for pee cuz it has a tendency to leak through if I use less.
johnny0nthesp0t9
You need Charmin.
LateNightBunnyParty
I use Charmin! I'm sitting on the toilet right now, holding a single square, wondering how that can get anything dry.
johnny0nthesp0t9
Shit, I meant Bounty, the quicker picker upper.
GirthBrookss
Maybe they have volatile pee
DrSharkbite
geistwindmedia
Another slight of hand user I see
GaryMcDonald
UNDER???
Sqwiggie4
WRONG WAY!
ynkfish
Raydeeo
It’s mounted with the ply on the inside. Like reloading a rifle magazine with the bullets facing backwards
byohzzrd
Raydeeo
This.
jdasler
many uncomfortables here
KindofaBadPerson
Is there a subreddit for this? If not, there should be.
ShiningForceMax
I am shocked how unprepared I was to enjoy this content. MOAR.
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
Why is this heathen putting the new roll on the wrong way?
iancarry
its ambidextrous..
TheBlueMuppet
Only reason to mount that way: cats. They pull from the top and this way wont unspool. But thats it.
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
1) Close the damn door? 2) Roll gets destroyed anyway. 3) Heathen.
oobedoobiedoo
Close the door so they can't access their potty and play in the shower and enjoy continuous-loop-jackandjill-bathroom zooms?!
DoctorTurkTurkleton
I like the third point made to specifically call them a heathen
TheBlueMuppet
I close the door and i dont even have cats. Friends that do say they leave the roll alone after its boring anyway.
JustJimFaceIt
Close the door? And deny my tiny fluffs access to the only heated floor where they may warm their beans after being outside? I think not.
WolfWings
Easier to one-hand-tear with the squares closer to the wall, for me at least. TP is ridiculously close (almost overhanging) the toilet here.
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
Heathen.
WolfWings
Hey I'd love to have the space/clearance to overhand it. Apartments: You don't have a say in room design. And I have arms not tentacles. :S
Imjusthereforthecomments
Heathen.
ProbablyNotTheDevil
SuperVilgefortz
Have another downvote you filthy animal