Sep 23, 2020 4:56 AM
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nijlonkai
Even if staged it may just be an example of abilities?
GrabherbythePuss
This is the same shepherd who’s sister was watching tv and not doing her homework when her dad got home and the dog alerted her just in time
PossiblyNotAGoblin
yep! tv missing now too. Fake or not the doggo is a good doggo.
dogestyle
was that a drug delivery?
Pandragun
He better get all the treats.
doodlolzbro
If you listen, you can hear the door open before the dog jumps to "open" it.
ATerribleArtist
Staged. Security cameras don't lazily list around like this. And as others have said, the sound of the door opening happens before dog jumps
crapcomments
This is the dog that warned the little girl to get back to her homework coz her parents were coming
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"Alright, we're done here, get the fuck out!"
Lulabel73
Good but they got the timing wrong on the door opening.
Cavalrysword
I had an "uh-oh, is this porn?" Moment. The plot line...
SiriHowDoIAdult
Owner of the apt has a stepbro
LadyofHats
amazing acting skills, that package deserves an oscar
TokGreenbottle
that is such a good doggo
Wsurower
Video cuts short, I bet that good boy spent the next 3 hours destroying that parcel s/ They're all good dogs!
worldsokayestspeler
That is a remarkably smart dog. I know because im remarking on it
GloriousMonkfish
This made me chuckle!
wadenelson1
Ima mark that up as remarkable.
WehWehWeh
That must have been confusing as fuck for the courier
Joeeeyyyyyy
My doggo would just bark and go ape shit
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
Is this not the same dog/home I saw a couple weeks ago when little girl was supposed to be doing homework, was not, and dog alerted her
when the Dad came in? Meh, good doggie regardless
The5lacker
More considerate and competent than some of the roommates I’ve had, that’s for sure.
positiveleroy
Clean that fucking fish tank.
stilloldbull
To be fair, he didn’t sign for it...
Zambezionis
Where do we send the treats?
MotherSekmet
delivery dude is like "...is..is that his package? *dog growls* well okay then it is now I guess."
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Is that the same dog that warned the girl her parents were coming?
WasntThereDoneNothing
Yes thats how you know its staged
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
I mean, dog still did all that stuff so I'm impressed regardless.
IHaveAForest
Even if it is staged, they went through the process of training the behavior and thats still pretty impressive.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
lol I was going to comment that too... def all staged
HaniiPuppy
Yes. Clearly, this was a human in a fursuit.
DaveK014
Staged? Sure. But to get the dog to act this way is still pretty damn impressive
you won't find me arguing with that :) hella smart hound
Hotkolbas
I have a cat, he wouldn't give 2 flying fucks about the knock.
lostpaladin
My would go under the bed and stealth mode.
fennecbutt
Fake China, they train their dog for the one video then move on to the next one. This is the same dog as the "not doing her homework" one.
Wilize
What? So are you saying it’s the same dog or not ? I mean! sounds like you are saying 2 opposite thinks there my dude
DobermanTech
It's not a behavior trained to the presented level. Soon be forgotten. Staged, doing multiple takes, parcel carrier is a trainer, etc.
My dog can do literally every part of that. It would take an hour to put it all together in one take. It wouldn't work practically for years
GroovyCrowley
I'm not convinced he doesn't live there alone and it was actually his order
drduffer
It’s a different colored shirt from Amazon.
JoeT85
he looks good in blue though.
fireant21
He also alerts a little girl that her dad is coming so she can turn the tv off and do her homework
So he also has a job as babysitter? ?
DoktorWeasel
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Dredd26
Fuck, ya beat me to it..
ThyApostle
Or weasel
FjoltnyrIII
Oh lord
Iamyourcaptainnow
Why is the stationary surveillance camera moving slightly as if held by someone?
Felderburg
Does that make what the dog did any less impressive?
dortmunder
Yeah, it does.
Why? Even if a person filmed it the dog still answered a knock, closed a door, and took the package inside. That's a crazy level of training
It is impressive, but not AS impressive. For all we know they could have done this many times before filming it (so not a real delivery)
If you have someone giving the dog voice commands it's not as impressive as when the dog acts on its own.
Could be a focus to movement setting in the camera
Nanuek
Or someone holding the camera. Occam's razor and all
SmellyLumpus
This is Brain from inspector gadget
milkshakaman
I imagine this is a training video for new hire doggos
And new hire couriers
SalParadise81
“So you’ve decided to join the team!!”
ShinoPuppy
HOOPLAH!
AndrewWiggin
I've seen several videos with this dog with the same shirt in the same room doing tasks requiring training. Still don't have the context tho
Evercrimson
Man, I want context. I need to know where one gets a dog this well trained. And doesn't fuckin bolt out that door.
All the videos seem to be excerpts from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHMEMJK9nic I don't have more info...
NotLuckyDucky
Lots of time, patience, training, and having the correctly bred characteristics you want in a dog to do what you want. If you want...
...specific traits in a dog then you may have to a lot of research and find a breeder who breeds dogs with those traits. If your only...
... only problem is that the dog bolts out the door when it’s opened that’s training and patience. Go on YouTube there’s lots of training...
Zenshien
Tbf, I think the courier was peeking to see if there's a human around
llortamai
Yo, where's my tip?
TheMadOnion
Yeah I don't think it was anything malicious. I would be super fucking confused if the dog just opened the door too.
Snooj
Or he wanted to pet the dog. That would be me.
mattrixk
I read it as "peeing" and the dog barked at him like "dude, I didn't say you could use my toilet"
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
UnenthusiasticHandjobs
To be fairrrrrrrrrrrr.
sundaymondayhippyday
Never trust humanity, trust Caninity!?!!
MrMineHeads
It's fake.
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Yeah, I'm a courier and we usually require a signature. I suppose a paw print would suffice but he didn't get that either. Delivery Failure.
fudgex
“Hey can i get a signature?” *BARK* “ok but I still need the signature”
BavarianGuy
With corona I get a lot of delivery emails whit the field signer if filled out with "Mailbox" o_O
takingupspace
Signature almost never required in the US unless you pay extra.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Even in covid? In the UK they take a photo
sinding79
Even during these times? In Denmark they just deliver and leave. Used to be we should sign, but not atm
Depends on what the package is but yes, many/most of our deliveries require a signature.
In US usually you have to request for signature delivery or the seller adds it for expensive items to ensure proper delivery
Vessecora
Hah we request signature delivery here in Australia (unless knock 5 times) but keep finding the packages at the front door - home ALL day...
alphanius
Our delivery guy always has us watch while he writes "Covid19" into the signature field himself :D
aFadingMemory
I haven't had to sign for a package in years. That's bananas. I'd spend half my day signing for stuff.
[deleted]
Yea I wasn't excited when they left my $900 monitor in the retail packaging on my porch in plain view of the street but it was still there.
SaraSlaughter
Ha! I WISH they did here. You have to watch your package tracking like a hawk and be ready to pounce on it the second it arrives , cuz they>
>are gonna leave it there and hop back in their truck and SEE ya... Ive had more shit stolen than I care to admit.
HappyLittleIdiot
Pretty sure just leaving the package is illegal here (Finland), they are responsible for it until taken by the recipient, I think.
That would be just lovely, sign me up! I wish -_-
MothMonsterMan
Now explain it to your boss. "Uhh.. A dog, stole? It? But it was a dog at the house, I think the dog ordered it."
Xodus2kX
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+2'd!
I genuinely laughed in an ugly way at this. I wish I could upvote more than once.
Noksus
@extraupvote
+1'd!
I thought that was a myth!
My dog would've shat on the delivery and invited the courier in
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
How did he open the door? How was he told about the courier?
IAmZephyre
My dog would've let courier in, and shown him where I keep the jewelry.
imemmental
Don’t forget brought the courier a toy and laid on his back for belly scratches - or is that just my dog...
abeyoye
BornOnAMonday83
Eey im gonna poop on this. You want in or?...
Wanna join in pooping, hooman?
WizardHarryDresden
My dogs would have barked like the second coming of Jesus was happening at my door
Lyrahani
Same XD and then my dogs would leave doors open and run to the hills.
BlueDuckPale
My dog would have ignored everything going on.
UmamiMama
Sorry...
Not all that bad, if the second coming of Jesus ever happens at my door I'll be the first to know
likehelly
PART 2 PART 2 PART 2
JustCarved
"Have you heard about our light and savior.... its me!" - 2nd jesus dude probably
LurkerOfDarkness
You know the name of your delivery driver after only 1 previous delivery? Wow.
I literally just ordered 1.5k laptop so when the delivery guy shows up i will remember his name for all time, fuck im pumped
That's how I felt when I got my gaming laptop!
Oooooo what you get?vi got a legion 5, 1660 gtx 16 gigs ram
nijlonkai
Even if staged it may just be an example of abilities?
GrabherbythePuss
This is the same shepherd who’s sister was watching tv and not doing her homework when her dad got home and the dog alerted her just in time
PossiblyNotAGoblin
yep! tv missing now too. Fake or not the doggo is a good doggo.
dogestyle
was that a drug delivery?
Pandragun
He better get all the treats.
doodlolzbro
If you listen, you can hear the door open before the dog jumps to "open" it.
ATerribleArtist
Staged. Security cameras don't lazily list around like this. And as others have said, the sound of the door opening happens before dog jumps
crapcomments
This is the dog that warned the little girl to get back to her homework coz her parents were coming
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"Alright, we're done here, get the fuck out!"
Lulabel73
Good but they got the timing wrong on the door opening.
Cavalrysword
I had an "uh-oh, is this porn?" Moment. The plot line...
SiriHowDoIAdult
Owner of the apt has a stepbro
LadyofHats
amazing acting skills, that package deserves an oscar
TokGreenbottle
Wsurower
Video cuts short, I bet that good boy spent the next 3 hours destroying that parcel s/ They're all good dogs!
worldsokayestspeler
That is a remarkably smart dog. I know because im remarking on it
GloriousMonkfish
This made me chuckle!
wadenelson1
Ima mark that up as remarkable.
WehWehWeh
That must have been confusing as fuck for the courier
Joeeeyyyyyy
My doggo would just bark and go ape shit
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
Is this not the same dog/home I saw a couple weeks ago when little girl was supposed to be doing homework, was not, and dog alerted her
tellyourcatisaidpspspsps
when the Dad came in? Meh, good doggie regardless
The5lacker
More considerate and competent than some of the roommates I’ve had, that’s for sure.
positiveleroy
Clean that fucking fish tank.
stilloldbull
To be fair, he didn’t sign for it...
Zambezionis
Where do we send the treats?
MotherSekmet
delivery dude is like "...is..is that his package? *dog growls* well okay then it is now I guess."
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Is that the same dog that warned the girl her parents were coming?
WasntThereDoneNothing
Yes thats how you know its staged
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
I mean, dog still did all that stuff so I'm impressed regardless.
IHaveAForest
Even if it is staged, they went through the process of training the behavior and thats still pretty impressive.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
lol I was going to comment that too... def all staged
HaniiPuppy
Yes. Clearly, this was a human in a fursuit.
DaveK014
Staged? Sure. But to get the dog to act this way is still pretty damn impressive
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
you won't find me arguing with that :) hella smart hound
Hotkolbas
I have a cat, he wouldn't give 2 flying fucks about the knock.
lostpaladin
My would go under the bed and stealth mode.
fennecbutt
Fake China, they train their dog for the one video then move on to the next one. This is the same dog as the "not doing her homework" one.
Wilize
What? So are you saying it’s the same dog or not ? I mean! sounds like you are saying 2 opposite thinks there my dude
DobermanTech
It's not a behavior trained to the presented level. Soon be forgotten. Staged, doing multiple takes, parcel carrier is a trainer, etc.
DobermanTech
My dog can do literally every part of that. It would take an hour to put it all together in one take. It wouldn't work practically for years
GroovyCrowley
I'm not convinced he doesn't live there alone and it was actually his order
drduffer
It’s a different colored shirt from Amazon.
JoeT85
he looks good in blue though.
fireant21
He also alerts a little girl that her dad is coming so she can turn the tv off and do her homework
GroovyCrowley
So he also has a job as babysitter? ?
DoktorWeasel
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Dredd26
Fuck, ya beat me to it..
ThyApostle
Or weasel
FjoltnyrIII
Oh lord
Iamyourcaptainnow
Why is the stationary surveillance camera moving slightly as if held by someone?
Felderburg
Does that make what the dog did any less impressive?
dortmunder
Yeah, it does.
Felderburg
Why? Even if a person filmed it the dog still answered a knock, closed a door, and took the package inside. That's a crazy level of training
dortmunder
It is impressive, but not AS impressive. For all we know they could have done this many times before filming it (so not a real delivery)
Iamyourcaptainnow
If you have someone giving the dog voice commands it's not as impressive as when the dog acts on its own.
fireant21
Could be a focus to movement setting in the camera
Nanuek
Or someone holding the camera. Occam's razor and all
SmellyLumpus
This is Brain from inspector gadget
milkshakaman
I imagine this is a training video for new hire doggos
Nanuek
And new hire couriers
SalParadise81
“So you’ve decided to join the team!!”
ShinoPuppy
HOOPLAH!
AndrewWiggin
I've seen several videos with this dog with the same shirt in the same room doing tasks requiring training. Still don't have the context tho
Evercrimson
Man, I want context. I need to know where one gets a dog this well trained. And doesn't fuckin bolt out that door.
AndrewWiggin
All the videos seem to be excerpts from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHMEMJK9nic I don't have more info...
NotLuckyDucky
Lots of time, patience, training, and having the correctly bred characteristics you want in a dog to do what you want. If you want...
NotLuckyDucky
...specific traits in a dog then you may have to a lot of research and find a breeder who breeds dogs with those traits. If your only...
NotLuckyDucky
... only problem is that the dog bolts out the door when it’s opened that’s training and patience. Go on YouTube there’s lots of training...
Zenshien
Tbf, I think the courier was peeking to see if there's a human around
llortamai
Yo, where's my tip?
TheMadOnion
Yeah I don't think it was anything malicious. I would be super fucking confused if the dog just opened the door too.
Snooj
Or he wanted to pet the dog. That would be me.
mattrixk
I read it as "peeing" and the dog barked at him like "dude, I didn't say you could use my toilet"
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
UnenthusiasticHandjobs
To be fairrrrrrrrrrrr.
sundaymondayhippyday
Never trust humanity, trust Caninity!?!!
MrMineHeads
It's fake.
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Yeah, I'm a courier and we usually require a signature. I suppose a paw print would suffice but he didn't get that either. Delivery Failure.
fudgex
“Hey can i get a signature?” *BARK* “ok but I still need the signature”
BavarianGuy
With corona I get a lot of delivery emails whit the field signer if filled out with "Mailbox" o_O
takingupspace
Signature almost never required in the US unless you pay extra.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Even in covid? In the UK they take a photo
sinding79
Even during these times? In Denmark they just deliver and leave. Used to be we should sign, but not atm
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Depends on what the package is but yes, many/most of our deliveries require a signature.
PossiblyNotAGoblin
In US usually you have to request for signature delivery or the seller adds it for expensive items to ensure proper delivery
Vessecora
Hah we request signature delivery here in Australia (unless knock 5 times) but keep finding the packages at the front door - home ALL day...
alphanius
Our delivery guy always has us watch while he writes "Covid19" into the signature field himself :D
aFadingMemory
I haven't had to sign for a package in years. That's bananas. I'd spend half my day signing for stuff.
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aFadingMemory
Yea I wasn't excited when they left my $900 monitor in the retail packaging on my porch in plain view of the street but it was still there.
SaraSlaughter
Ha! I WISH they did here. You have to watch your package tracking like a hawk and be ready to pounce on it the second it arrives , cuz they>
SaraSlaughter
>are gonna leave it there and hop back in their truck and SEE ya... Ive had more shit stolen than I care to admit.
HappyLittleIdiot
Pretty sure just leaving the package is illegal here (Finland), they are responsible for it until taken by the recipient, I think.
SaraSlaughter
That would be just lovely, sign me up! I wish -_-
MothMonsterMan
Now explain it to your boss. "Uhh.. A dog, stole? It? But it was a dog at the house, I think the dog ordered it."
Xodus2kX
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+2'd!
Xodus2kX
I genuinely laughed in an ugly way at this. I wish I could upvote more than once.
Noksus
@extraupvote
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+1'd!
Xodus2kX
I thought that was a myth!
SiriHowDoIAdult
My dog would've shat on the delivery and invited the courier in
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
How did he open the door? How was he told about the courier?
IAmZephyre
My dog would've let courier in, and shown him where I keep the jewelry.
imemmental
Don’t forget brought the courier a toy and laid on his back for belly scratches - or is that just my dog...
abeyoye
BornOnAMonday83
Eey im gonna poop on this. You want in or?...
SiriHowDoIAdult
Wanna join in pooping, hooman?
WizardHarryDresden
My dogs would have barked like the second coming of Jesus was happening at my door
Lyrahani
Same XD and then my dogs would leave doors open and run to the hills.
BlueDuckPale
My dog would have ignored everything going on.
UmamiMama
Sorry...
WizardHarryDresden
Not all that bad, if the second coming of Jesus ever happens at my door I'll be the first to know
likehelly
PART 2 PART 2 PART 2
JustCarved
"Have you heard about our light and savior.... its me!" - 2nd jesus dude probably
LurkerOfDarkness
You know the name of your delivery driver after only 1 previous delivery? Wow.
WizardHarryDresden
I literally just ordered 1.5k laptop so when the delivery guy shows up i will remember his name for all time, fuck im pumped
UmamiMama
That's how I felt when I got my gaming laptop!
WizardHarryDresden
Oooooo what you get?vi got a legion 5, 1660 gtx 16 gigs ram