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Apr 7, 2018 9:59 AM
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fen4
I live in a fairly boring chunk of canada so I just assume anyone breaking in is more likely to be shocked, apologize and see themselves out
SantaDiedForYourSins
They’ll be so caught off guard by how weird my penis looks that they’ll never see my dildo nunchucks coming.
Vulpix14
If someone breaks in. That's the last care of mine..
sunyudai
I got a gun, am a light sleeper, and sleep the second floor of a century old house with sqeaky floors. I think I'm good.
ThatMarshalFangirl
It's kinda hard to distract someone with your balls if you don't have any.
IJerkOffAlot
I don't need clothes to stop a burglar. I need my gun.
mormonator12
....what...what difference do clothes make in self defense?
MistressLyda
In what setting? Confidence is one factor. And violent assault, less to grapple, but less protection. Sexual assault, self explaining.
Clitastrophe
I would give them a few holes. I've been a victim before, I didn't have a gun then but I wish I did. Wont make that mistake again.
SexuallyInappropriateComment
Robbery and a happy ending, this just gets better
calcifear
My plan is to pretend I'm asleep, get left alone, and then make use of the insurance I pay for.
calcifear
No one's breaking into my house just to hurt me, FFS.
AdamThomas
If you're not willing to get in a naked gunfight gtfo
SlobberToilet
I don’t think my gun will mind if I’m not wearing any clothes.
AmArschdieRaeuber
How frequent are home invasion in your world? I stopped being scared of burglars when I was a child.
RigoryMorty
I've had 2 break-ins and I still don't lock my door. All they stole was 2 bottles of cheap booze, my broken camera some dvds and gf's cigs.
AudaciousCheeseburger
I stopped being scared of burglars when I watched Home Alone
thefancylizard
That's not good...
bleachisdelicious
I can swing a bat whether or not my dong is hanging free.
invinsible101
I m pretty sure the op means mainly ladies.
trooperjess
I think that would help my wife in a rage mode.
firecatsrt
My naked ass with a shotgun, if my balls don't do the trick the buckshot will.
6gunglenn5772
I can shoot just as well naked as clothed.
upsidedownhead
I’m a nude sleeper. Woke to a midnight break-in years ago + screamed into the longeroom wielding an 80cm shifter. Burglar jumped 2 stories.
trooperjess
What is a shifter?
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
Bb032097
Females acquire balls when someone robs them
ReginaFinklestein
I'd like to return mine.
catapulter
sleeping naked worked for me 3576/3576 times.
Elliottdean101
DumbDawg
Shooting a home invader is just as easy naked as it is with clothes on. Unless the hot brass hits me right in the balls...
cutebytes
Are home invasions that common where you are? Should you move?
Caffynated
Where I live 1 in 35 homes are subject to property crime every year. It's cheaper to buy a gun than to move 20 miles outside the city.
spaceasaurus
I don’t sleep naked because of the off chancery home catches on fire and I have to evacuate. Naked. Or a fireman saves me. Naked.
UpvoteCarsNGuns
The fireman thing could be a win... No judgment
ZachPutland
I used to know a girl who put on makeup before bed for this exact reason. Or if she got kidnapped
Cineybuns
Firefighters are hot. I sleep naked just in case there's a fire.
SaticoySteel
Have a robe next to you
Pootisborn
Why would the fireman be naked?
Irreal
If only they were naked it would be akward, so the firemen have to be naked too.
invinsible101
Haha
Batonrougeisnotsobad
That is EXACTLY why I avoid sleeping naked! Finally someone who understands!!
wellthatsirrelephant
"Th...they're as smooth as eggs!"
FrogBotherer
Yes, I'll suck those balls.
DudeDuderDuderino
I’ve played this scenario out a thousand times ladies, it’s how it always ends.
potentiallyunsafe
If someone breaks in, jammies aren't going to save you.
MT26sol
Don’t you hide under your axe proof blanket like everyone else?
kokbok
"Look at my fuckin' jammies!"
Ijustwantquiet
They will if you wear Superhero jammies.
FrogBotherer
Burglars be like "shit, I've broken into Spider-Man's house"!
Elelith
I'm ugly.
PetrogradPyromaniac
Not according to your selfie
Elelith
<3
HooskerDuuude
Sleeping naked, or very close to it is incredibly comfortable though
Secretlyticklingbuttholesandthenrunningaway
I cannot bear sleeping naked. Pyjamas all year round, for me.
Muffdiver9
Not for me, it bugs the hell out of me not having something on.
deltajesus
I've not worn anything more than underwear to bed (excluding when I've been wankered) since I was like 8.
ThisAnalrapistneedsANuStart
Doesn’t seem sanitary
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Gotta have support for the boys, everything comes off but the briefs.
jherazob
Agreed, damn winter
callmethelizardqueen
With clean sheets and a fan it's the only way to go!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Isn't it the best?
callmethelizardqueen
Instant sleep, and I stay asleep until the alarm.
atarujun
I do that too!
Fatmonkies
Naked is the only way to sleep. Or briefs
JHawke
No, clothes and blankets are uncomfortable. Natures clothes and as little as possible over it!
UltraBooster
What kind of freak doesnt use blankets?
mamonakuhell
Seriously, just leaving themselves vulnerable to monsters. Probably hangs their foot off the side of the bed too.
JHawke
Only when it is too cold to sleep without. And that is not very fast for me.
AudaciousCheeseburger
What kind of freak doesn't wear comfortable, warm pajamas?
UltraBooster
People who dont want to wake up with their pj’s up their ass
BADD0GGIE
I still don't understand this question. Do pajamas offer some sort of protection from home invasion that I'm unaware of?
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
More than you’d think. Nudity implies vulnerability.
BADD0GGIE
How would the home invader know if you were clothed or not?
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
I don’t mean the intruder. I mean You. Knowing you’re naked would be psychologically weightier than being clothed. It would have an impact -
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
on your ability to respond. I know as I was in this very situation a few years back. Woke up to intruder not 4 meters away from me and gf -
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
Who were both naked sleepers. He shone his flashlight directly into my eyes as I stood there virtually paralysed in fear. Nudity had a lot
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
to do with that I’m sure. I recall wanting to run to him after grabbing the duvet. That however would have revealed my gf totally vulnerable
mtlvmpr
I have a sword nearby.
catman31
What kind of sword *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
mtlvmpr
Japanese long sword aka katana.
catman31
Oh, that’s cool... I guess
Whatwouldtyronedo
Fighting someone naked is alot different than fighting someone with cloths on
zoezoebelle
I feel like if someone attacked me while naked it would turn into a porno real fast.
wellthatsirrelephant
I only fight in my dirty dish cloths. Really get the intimidation factor going.
Thatavus
Eastern Promises is a great fckin movie.
EvilDeadTed
"Why are you naked?" "TO PREY ON THEIR FEAR!"
TamariaMontgomery
Why do people ask 'Why are you naked?' 100% of the time, the reason for nakedness is completely self-explanitory.
chromed
TO FEEL THE KILL
Nuds
https://youtu.be/xmUB196RM_c
SensualPastrami
Brock?
EvilDeadTed
Yes!
HooskerDuuude
Yes, in that they'll be able to see my murder boner
JHawke
"Leave or I'll kill you" "I don't believe you" "Look down a bit" I'd fall for it.
VladimirBeatabitch
The concept of extinguishing a human life really gets me aroused.
MantisToboganMD
Raffi!!
DankSpliff89
Wow a reply to a comment that has more upvotes than the original comment. Rare.
ZulluhZey
Not really.
Whatwouldtyronedo
That's a bold move cotton, let's see how it plays out.
ZulluhZey
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