Hauntologist
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Dec 3, 2016 2:19 PM
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xyzzyb
I just love the dude's chill attitude. He looks like he's thinking more about where to go for dinner.
UsernameInescapablyIrrelevant
one would assume the room is temperature controlled just enough to keep the snakes cool and as docile as possible.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
I'm cool with snakes, so probably just enough to get a leather jacket just in case.
Trassation
Cobras won't stay in their boxes. Must be Tuesday.
MermaidLeggings
TimberlineShooter
Damn I hope they provide a great health insurance plan for that guy
funnystoryaboutthat
A buddy of mine lost a leg due to a snake bite. Fuck that shit.... This guy is a fucking man.
CarpeGinger
Hell to the fucking nope would have to be about a trillion an hour
squidyouknowarejetpropulsive
Balls of solid steel
Imissrandy
Like a boss
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
hellabigsack
0 fucks were given that day.
joegolf31
Am i the only one thinking there has to be an easier way.
kuIVIa
ninjabarexp
They probably have antivenom stockpile just in case someone gets biped by a danger noodle.
rawneck
mercbrit
This man does not know the meaning of panic.
TavishGregory
You panic and you'll die
timmmephisto
That would be the exact reason for me to panic!
SidJorgenson
Welcome to the Disco, kid
Istilljustwanttolurk
I came here to name my salary Stephen, but then I watched this crazy dude.
FreshWater13
Rookie mistake, that snake obviously wanted pudding.
FreshWater13
Or possibly some fried eggs
xyzzyb
Whoa there Mr Trying to Bite the Hand That Feeds You.
RenoRaiderFan
Why are these snek in these weird boxes with no top or heat or UV light??
Hauntologist
I don't know either, but that certainly explains why they're so pissed off!
havock003
Storage, the whole place is likely heated to a comfortable ambient temperature. The snakes are very comfortable like that.
humptyblargh
The tops are built into the frame that holds the drawers, which are probably heated. Snakes generally don't need UV, that's lizards.
tweedyone
I've seen this posted a lot, but I DONT UNDERSTAND. Why are there snakes in Ikea drawers?
humptyblargh
It's probably a breeder's facility. Snakes are safer and comfortable in close quarters.
anActualHumanPerson
m4uboy
calm down, Francis, stay in your box. i have a mouse for you.
kelevrah
That is a big mouthe...
RamenDoodle
We do this every week, Francis. Just eat your fucking dinner please.
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
All those years of slapping dicks away in the locker room really paid off for Tim in the professional world.
stanleyspadowskisfirehose
Laughed out loud. Thanks.
Hauntologist
Here, take this mouse on a stick, go away --Tim in locker room, probably
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Why did I read that in David Attenborough's voice?
beefyman
I think I'll speak for 98% of this community. No. thank. You.
FennlyXerxich
But snakes are so cute!
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
Game over
beefyman
You are the 2%. Mad man, nothing can stop you!! +1
lobomago
I like snakes.
AbsurdSteak
Is that snake dead
Kabaksi
Some say it disappeared
Hauntologist
No, it's Ouroboros
PffftNext
Fucking right