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Nov 18, 2021 2:01 PM
DaddyMemeLord99
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AGiantSlor
DFS = "Da Furniture Store"
Beleethisnow
#11
Chaoscillate
#30 how many seals you been beating?
as9ect5772
Spotted the Aesop Rock reference
SmoeAhsolse
#23 single use unlubricated monocles: https://singleusemonocles.com/
PieceOfCake1
#7 you fool, you clearly should cook it for -4 minutes
Faultlines
#8 Yawn and stretch and my life is a mess and
If I never make it home today, God bless aesop rock, 9-5ers anthem
goflyblind
#4: please, my wets.
PamfromTheOffice
#5 too english for me, translation?
cardinal29
#28 I always say "Fruit is a gamble. An expensive gamble."
Rabidbacon
#27 why is his ghost wearing a different outfit?
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
#14
VolcanoHerder
#37 I bet $100 they still haven't figured out how to make the ice maker last more than a year though
pussyface
#24 So, dick picks from across the room?
HobbesAP
There are very expensive motorized toasters that calmly raise up the toast after toasting. They are completely unnecessary. I own one.
HelpfulCorn
I think I want a gif! Go make some toast
pigoverthere
pigoverthere
cozynester
#24 I've found that frequent check-ins with no strings attached works best.
Dots77
In fairness, Percy Pig sweets are fucking great.
DaddyMemeLord99
Ahhh a fellow of culture!
aurifex
Lol the pride flag one I recognised from the city I work in . Heheh the gayest city in Europe
IsThatA380InMyPocketOrAmIHappyToSeeYou
#35 I have a set of 3, now I just need some guests!
Fundle
The butterfly weed one is funny. Because you plant it to be eaten.
ToSisPoS
NotSomoneElse68
#3 What's in the window?
Kazeroth
+1 awarded for the aesop reference meme
Rabenstein
This is a beautiful dump
DaddyMemeLord99
Thank you kind human!
TygrF
$14 of soda at Domino's gets you a 2-liter of Pepsi that's been sawn in half.
NotTinyPancakes
That's the case in my area of New Zealand
FishyMcFishles
The Pringle one got me good. Laughed so loud I scared my dog.
Gayforbae
Pringle knows whats up....
thezookeeper
I can fit my hand into a can of pringles. Useless, as I don't even like them ?
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
#5 I didn't understand a single word of this
Beepity
"You go, girl!" is a sentence used to cheer women on and encourage them
FrecklesIRL
A girl is like a boy, but with different bits.
thealienwarrior
M&S = Marks & Spencer (department store) Percy Pigs = yummy jelly sweets.
AStegosaurus
Is a jelly sweet like a gummi bear?
thealienwarrior
Jelly sweets are, yes. Not sure if you have fried eggs in US, but Percy Pigs are like those.
KismetCrew
Here in the US, we have brains-on-drugs, which I understand are often called fried eggs elsewhere:
HenryLongfellowIII
M&W - UK store Marks and Spencer- had to look up the other-
£45 = about $61 USD.
Thristen
I uhh, I think those pigs expired.
HenryLongfellowIII
"Best before" has a bit of wiggle room. If they're hard as rock though maybe expired.
HenryLongfellowIII
*M&S
Arenlor
Chick spent like 20 gallons of gas worth of money on gummy pigs at UK's version of Target.
thealienwarrior
I'd compare M&S to JC Pennys more than Target. Target is more like Matalan.
Animorphs
It sounds like a strange and fascinating land.
scr1bbl3
Brit here. Didn’t know Target was fancy.
eflatmajor
It’s not
ThelmaTidwell
If you had to do most of your shopping at Walmart, you too would think of Target as very fancy.
JangoF76
I think you'll find that Target is America's version of M&S
eflatmajor
M&S is far more highbrow than Target. Target is probably more like Wilkinsons (or, as someone else suggested, Matalan)
roboticliquids
I always thought it was like Tesco, while Walmart was like Aldi or Poundland. Idk what would compare to M&S and Waitrose
Beepity
America and England are two countries separated by a common language, and never have I more understood that than in reading these comments.
MaterialisticWorm
You mean 9 gallons? *laughs in California gas prices*
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Thanks, mate
TheRicM
What's M&S? What are Percy Pigs?
pennarsson
1. Marks&Spencer /// 2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Pig?wprov=sfti1
TheRicM
1. Thank you; 2. Thank you
timmargh
They used to make Reversy Percys that had the jelly/other stuff swapped; they were nicer.
thealienwarrior
M&S = Marks & Spencer (department store) Percy Pigs = yummy jelly sweets.
TheRicM
Got it, thanks. So this is the equivalent of someone being at Ross and spending $60.74 on Trolli candies. Clear now thanks
thealienwarrior
More equivalent to JC Pennys (without any concessions) and Haribo Turtles.
TheRicM
I see, thanks for the info