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Vid Sauce: https://youtu.be/NDQoMv4WBlc
Jun 17, 2016 12:57 PM
MadVillainousDave
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Vid Sauce: https://youtu.be/NDQoMv4WBlc
DarkMiser
And don't forget to wear sunscreen.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
When this gets reposted next please remove the really dumb advice about being able to quit your job just because you bought a cheap house...
jargok
DONT BE AVERAGE FIR FUCKS SAKE
FinniKey
Man, Kid President REALLY grew up.
realmdweller
But do they have grits up in this motherfucker?
Asdfjlk
True dis
harleenVT
People get offended when i say sir or mam. Fast food places suck to work for
LarvaLamp
Yeah, I don't don't get that. I've experienced it myself. When did this start?
Theresaholeintheworldthere
holy crap how many times will this be reposted
Theresaholeintheworldthere
also you can totally say yes sir disrespectfully
oxiusmoronius
Instructions clear; married dank memes.
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
I've never heard of this guy but damn I really like him.
TheShortBusDerp
Repost but I'm upvoting anyway because good advice.
CasualRudenessConstantAlcoholism
Yeah, learning proper grammar and becoming fluent in my native language really prepared me for factory life. The history lessons helped too.
Phoenix926
Real solid advice here.
MidiArbite
Also trying to fight off a mugger with martial arts is generally a bad idea. If you're not armed don't resist, and if you are: Shoot them.
ArmsOfTheAngelFUCKTHATS
alright I'll shoot them with a pocket pussy, it'll freak me out so bad they won't try to mug men again... or women who are Into those things
TinoFly
Killer advice. +1
Paranoidq
Buy a house? Cheap? Loooooooooool.
Mollygrubber
Wait 20 years. It will seem cheap then. Trust me on this.
Paranoidq
How expensive houses are in 20 years time means nothing if you still can't afford a house today.
RainbowGandalf
This us like a monthly fp post
TheDejectedEntourage
Try weekly... it's getting so tired
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
"Put a towel down cuz I swear it gets messy." "Now imma show you what I'm bout to do, skeet skeet skeet all over you." -Killer Mike
speakonlytruths
As much as this is a repost, I thoroughly enjoy rereading it every time I see it as a good reminder of some things I want to remember :)
coffeepot583
Not sure about the high ambitions part. Most people set their bars too low I think. Aim for greatness and all that. Otherwise, good stuff.
basehead3six
RUN THE JEWELS!!!!!!!! this man is fantastic.
BookWeasel
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LarvaLamp
Good point.
BookWeasel
I see you got it. The point, that is.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
badum tss
igottheconch
"school pretty much only prepares you to be a factory worker" Good luck becoming a doctor without school.
Maraak
What I think he meant by that is that school only prepares you to fit in at that one job that'll be your worklife...
Maraak
...and outside school prepares you to find where you belong in actual life, with hobbies, interests & social life.
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Stopped reading after "don't have ambitions."
Maraak
That are *too high*. Everyone and their mother taking degrees to become a CEO or brain surgeon is a dead end for most.
Drafi
Because most of those people don't have the ambition it takes. When it comes to long tasks, you're the one who sets your limits, most often
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Exactly. True ambition requires you to overcome obstacles, it shouldn't be expected to come easy and one should never give up due to a minor
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
setback.
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Getting an MBA or MD is still a better goal than striving to just be average. At least *have* a goal is what I'm saying.
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
Don't know "Killer Mike" but I do know "Prison Mike"
Karbouno
He's a rapper, check out Run The Jewels, they're pretty solid.
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
I did check them out! I like! Sounds pretty old school almost like Del da Funky Homosapien
tatualysse
I'm going to print these and put them up around my office.
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
I hate the whole "respect your elders" thing. I'll respect people who deserve it. Not all older people deserve it.
Xen300
But there is a natural deference that youth owes to age.
CrabWallet
had sometimes rape people, or cancer survivor athletes are sometimes cheating junkies. So it can be good, in your youth, to assume you're 4
CrabWallet
culture, and saccharine super hero stories above all else, there might be something to it. Over time you learn that T.V. dads you wish you 3
missbelled
Too many assume the only other option is disrespect. And you really should turn that around, to only disrespect those who deserve it. $0.02
Ryykur
This...this is what it's all about! <3
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
I'm certainly still polite to people. I'll give up my seat on the bus/train etc. I just try to gauge people on personality rather than age
CrabWallet
The idea behind respecting your elders is that your understanding of the world isn't yet developed, e.g., "my parents were dumb when I was 1
CrabWallet
a teenager, then got a lot smarter in my 20s." Given that kids (based on their consumption patterns) prize athletic ability, celebrity 2
ArtArchive
You sound like a huge asshole.
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
Because I don't get people a free pass on the premise that they are old?
LarvaLamp
Because respect isn't your default. Disrespect should be earned, respect should be automatic.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
This is neat
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
Good point. I don't immediately disrespect people either, though. I guess indifferent would be the word. But you make a good point.
ArtArchive
You should respect people automatically unless they actively do something to lose it. Also, being old sucks. Don't make things harder.
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
Don't get me wrong, I'm still polite to people. I didn't see respecting someone the same as acting respectably towards someone.
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
Maybe I'm confusing respect with admiration.
CrabWallet
not yet the best judge of who "deserves" respect. Just don't respect baby boomers, because they're evil and we should gas them all to death5
Maraak
From 0 to 100 in one hell of a Crabwalk...
CrabWallet
:-)
nowinsituation
Buy better beer...most definitely the take away from this...and don't sell that cool car.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Yeah, better beer for sure. But there's nothing wrong with having high ambitions... I'd rather take advice from someone like Warren Buffet.
fknbastard
Or buy better whiskey
CoRektiveAction
I traded my cool car for better beer
Schizamp
Bought my Mustang Cobra before we had kids because I knew I'd never be able to buy one later.
spiderqueendemon
I did sell my cool car, but I like the one I have now better. It's odd how that can happen. Life stages change life priorities.
Sugarcrotch
i followed the beer advice.. but now im selling my "cool" car to pay the fines for my dui :(
crayoncandy
No one said drink and drive dumbass
Sugarcrotch
i didnt drink and drive that would be stupid. i drank then drove...
leighlovesbooks
Better yet, marry the girl who supports your love for your cool car. My husband drives his dream car. And we have a kid anyway.
JupiterJedi
And keep the clothes you think is outdated. Shit comes back in style, yo!
TheGroggster
I had a Porsche 928. I should have kept it. I loved that car
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
If you ever get one again, get custom plates that say H982 FKL, post to imgur with some title along the lines of "IT LIVES!!!" (1/2)
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
(2/2) Front Page profit.
crii
Your username completes this. The 928 also needs to be in mortgage-advising grey.
Gravitonium
What does h982 fkl mean
jackketch
It's the license plate that got Top Gear kicked out of Argentina.
TytenV2
Killer Mike just convinced me to hold on to my Challenger.
Hetzer
If I ever sell my Road Runner it will be for an even cooler car.
Hankthehandyman
Is there such a thing as a cooler car than a Road Runner?
waylonwillieandtheboys
No
DanZ51
I miss my Corvette.
FairweatherHobbyist
I still have mine, bought another one to go with it too. Although I already had a house and they're both a bit older.
KvatchGuard
Well you would
nowinsituation
I compromised for a station wagon. I want a E65 AMG Wagon (Mercedes), but all I have now is a 535 BMW wagon- still, a family car with kick.
gorgosaurusrex
What year? I've been looking at buying a 70s Stingray but they're underpowered compared to modern offerings.
DanZ51
2007 Z51 Black on black with a black and aluminum wheels and Corsa stage 2 exhausts
gorgosaurusrex
Ooooh, very nice!
DanZ51
She really was. tear...
avnerO
Your username implies it was a Z51? Why did you let it go?
DanZ51
Got married & needed a bigger house. Got 35k cash for that turned into a down payment on property I put another 12k into then sold for +85K
SendMeSteamCodes
You should buy another corvette
DanZ51
I'm trying to save up to import an R32 skyline GTR when I come back from Japan
Blamblam101
Thanks to property taxes you can't just buy a home, quit your job and chill.
IDontSeeEnoughDarkTowerOnImgur
This is true, but I still agree with buying early to avoid throwing away rent money for years.
twozerooz
After youve paid your house off you could use the equity to pay for property taxes. A lot of jurisdictions have specific programs for that
JudgeRhymehold
And those pesky utilities
CrabWallet
property taxes aren't very high, and in most jurisdictions you have years to correct it if you miss a property tax payment.
butcherfan0301
Really depends on where you live. If you're in the boonies of ND then yeah it'll be cheap, if you live in or near a city in CA it'll be $$
CrabWallet
Sure, but even then, it's probably not that high relative to rent in those same areas. It's certainly not enough to make owning a bad thing.
Jawsmine
They're about $5000 around here on a $210,000 home.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
$5000 paid just once, yes? It's a one time payment?
Jawsmine
(bi-annually)
twozerooz
$10k/year?! Where?? Ive NEVER heard of property taxes being that insane. Mine is $3000/year
masterhammershield
mine is 900 a year on a 140k house........yeah Minnesota
Jawsmine
I am very jelly belly.
Blamblam101
Mines $1k a year for a 200k house. 10% interest compounded monthly.
Jawsmine
I am very jelly belly
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
$5000 paid just once, yes? It's a one time payment?
Jawsmine
I wish. Twice a year, every year. I roll mine into my mortgage payments
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
What?! Why do you even need to pay for that? I mean, once you own the house, why the taxes? What happens with the collected tax eventually?
Babybunz
Right, but you prob can for a little while. I think he's saying build 10yrs of equity instead of renting all through/past your 20s.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Buying a house you can afford is a good idea. Equity is literally just the FMV of your home minus all leins on the property. So a (1/2)
LokiKingOfJotunheim
cheap house won't have much equity. And after 2008, homes took a hit to their FMV... Home equity is not liquid either. (2/2)
deadandbloated
Spent my 20s in grad school and early 30s as a peripatetic academic. All my equity is in those 3 letters behind my name.
HaveAnUpDoot
But you can pay off your house, save up a bit of coin, and then retire, because without a mortgage you can save A TON quickly.
RagingOyster
That's a BIG if though. Paying off a house isn't necessarily easy, especially if it's a house you want to retire and spend your life in
twozerooz
On a 25 year amortization you will pay it off in 25 years... not really a "big if"
Samsquantch82
These are great and so is he, but I don't know anyone who bought a cheap house and is now just chillin in it.
llandy
I think he meant cheap in the fact that house/land prices go up over time so buying earlier is buying cheaply (as in lifetime timeline)
Babybunz
Right, but still better to build 10 years of equity than rent all the way into your 30s or beyond.
Unquote
My grandparents. Cost them 60k in the 60s, has been fully paid off for years now. value is about 250k now.
chupacabraattack
Maybe he was referring to money makes money. Get equity early and you are ahead of the game and can start investing earlier. Who knows.
CrabWallet
You can't "get equity." You either create it (invention, authorship), pay the (high) market rate for good equity (blue chip stocks, houses 1
CrabWallet
in good urban areas), or bet (and probably lose) on bad equity doing better than projected (junk bonds, foreclosures in recovering 2
CrabWallet
neighborhoods). Not surprisingly, the best position to be in is to inherit enough wealth to buy good equity. 3
HurtfulTurkey
Not sure if you understand what equity is. Equity = assets - debts. You can't just "buy good equity". A paid mortgage = high equity.
CrabWallet
you clearly aren't. Don't presume to correct me when you're clearly... clearly out of your depth. 2
CrabWallet
No, stupid. Equity is an ownership interest the value of which is pegged to the valuation of the asset in question. I'm a finance attorney 1
HurtfulTurkey
"pegged to the valuation of the asset", AKA, market value - remaining mortgage value. You refer to "good/bad" equity, which makes me think 1
HurtfulTurkey
that you're lumping a bunch of concepts--dividends, risk, or perceived quality of an asset--into the term "equity", which is disingenuous. 2