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1. Lord of The Rings - ***Award Winning*** Lembas Bread (https://youtu.be/5Kyzizhvxo8)
What you'll need:
2 1/2 cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
1/2 teaspoon of salt
8 tablespoons of cold butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy cream
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla
parchment paper
optional:
1 package frozen banana leaves
twine
Full recipe:
http://ally-jane.com/2014/10/11/lembas-bread-recipe/
2. Beauty and the Beast - The Grey Stuff (https://youtu.be/88pKnQ5yXpk)
What you'll need:
1.5 cups whole milk
1 package (3.4 oz.) Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix
1 tub (o oz.) Whipped Topping aka Cool Whip
3 tbsp Instant Chocolate Pudding Mix
15 Oreo cookies (regular)
Full recipe:
http://www.thedisneydiner.com
3. Friends - Moist Maker Sandwich (https://youtu.be/E2xi7B3mkr0)
What you'll need:
3 Slices of White Bread
1/2 c Leftover Gravy
Leftover Stuffing
Leftover Turkey
Cranberry Sauce
I suggest adding mashed potatoes as well. What do you have to lose?
https://aseatenontv.wordpress.com/2013/06/30/ross-turkey-sandwich-friends/
4. Spanglish - Sandwich A.K.A 'World's Greatest Sandwich' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mASVABRNeM4)
What you'll need:
3 to 4 thick slices of Bacon
2 slices of Monterey Jack Cheese
2 Slices Pain de Compagne (Rustic Country Loaf), Toasted
1 Tbs mayonnaise
4 slices tomato
2 leaves butter lettuce
1 tsp butter
1 egg
Adam Sandler learning hot to make:
https://youtu.be/QXAJAyLdUXU
5. V for Vendetta - Eggy in a basket (https://youtu.be/n8qDVoil9IE)
What you'll need:
1 slice sourdough, potato, or wheat bread
1 to 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 large egg
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Full recipe:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/egg-in-the-hole-recipe.html
6. Game of Thrones - Dothraki Blood Pie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhWpNJgT9DI)
What you'll need:
1 Simple pie dough recipe
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 small onion, minced
1/2 pound ground lamb
1/2 lb. blood sausage
1 tsp. Aleppo Pepper
1 tsp. cumin
Vegetable oil for frying
Full recipe:
http://www.innatthecrossroads.com/2012/06/28/dothraki-blood-pie/
7. Julie and Julia - Bruschetta (https://youtu.be/fpC7zYoPrnw)
What you'll need:
A loaf of excellent bread (a rustic loaf with a crisp crust and hole-y interior is best)
Fresh tomatoes
Fresh basil
Garlic
Olive oil
Full recipe:
http://www.tastebook.com/recipes/3080934-Tomato-Bruschetta-from-Julie-and-Julia
8. Spongebob Square Pants - Krabby Patty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3fX6XXSEbA)
What you'll need:
1 1/2 pounds of peeled, deveined shrimp
1 egg
10-12 regular-sized or smaller hamburger buns
Lemon zest to taste
Old Bay seasoning
1 Tbsp of our favorite hot sauce (I use Crystal)
1 tsp celery seed
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp cayenne pepper
Vegetable oil and/or butter for frying
Toppings
Butter lettuce
Thinly sliced tomato
Pickled onions
Tartar sauce
Cocktail sauce
Full recipe:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Krabby-Patty-Recipe/
9. Hook - Imagination Pie (https://youtu.be/uPCzjHPS--U)
What you'll need:
1 Crust Recipe
For the crème filling:
6 egg yolks, room temperature
6 tablespoons sugar
2 cups whipping cream
1 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon vanilla
4 tablespoons (57 g) unsalted butter, cut into pieces, room temperature
Purple food coloring
For the whipped cream topping:
3 cups heavy cream, cold
8 tablespoons honey
Red, Blue & Green food coloring
Full recipe:
http://thedessertstomach.com/2013/03/11/imagination-pie/
KilgoreTrout81
Great... now I have to head to the grocery store.. Thanks Obama!
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!
noonesavebear
In V for Vendetta I was hoping he would cook Natalie Portman more than 1 eggs in a basket....she looked super hungry.
andyar
"oh, lembas bread again" - because Frodo made it sound so good in the movie.
MadameMCM
Growing up we called it a nest egg and they are awesome
YouAreNotMySupervisor
You had me at "award winning"
iowabi
Why wasn't everything a gif that ended with TASTY...?
MisterPeachum
"The grey stuff". Mash oreos into storebought raw pudding mix and put it on a cracker next to meat and olives. It should be pate you plebe.
NormalSightMan
I scrolled down instantly just to find out if someone made this comment. Thank you.
Idonthavealottosay
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
StephapoopTatas
Thank you!!!! Oreo makes no sense.
qindje
It should indeed be pate. Why would you put sweets on an hors d'ouvres platter?!?
ContagiousOutrageous
Here here! Philistines
LauraRoslin85715
This recipe is probably based on the version from WDW's Be Our Guest restaurant. Oreo mousse-type thing.
Trythegreystuff
Um no. When you order grey stuff at the Be Our Guest restaurant in disneyworld it's cookie flavored mousse I would know check my username :)
thiakosia
Because no five year old princess-in-training is going to try real pate. :D Has to be kid-friendly!
skwawkward
Julie and Julia could be like 395729174 recipes (I may be rounding up here)
ionlyunderstandsomereferences
One could write a book with all the recipes from that movie!!
skwawkward
I know right? A cookbook, perhaps.
xenadukem
I have always wanted to make that beef bourguignon. Looks so tasty.
skwawkward
Seriously. Don't think I could stick a live lobster in a pot though haha
xenadukem
Wasn't***
xenadukem
The lobster was the beef bourguignon, the lobster was just lobster i think. The beef dish is simmered in a dutch oven with veggies i think.
skwawkward
Oh I know! I just meant I might wimp out of the lobster recipe :)
xenadukem
Lol! I probably would too! I like already dead foods myself.
mediaman73
That sandwich is the only thing I remember about Spanglish. It was beautiful.
shamelessselfpromoter
I make Eggy in a basket all the time. it is the shit
kkanne20
we called it a pig in a poke. so gooood
Oblio
Eggies in a basket here too. My bro-in-law and I decided if you make them in a bagel they are better, and thus! Eggies in a barrel was born
drmellon
I do it all the time haha, but I make the Brest into French toast
LoveSomeEarlGrey
They're called cowboy eggs round my parts
KillerGymSox
we called it one-eyed sailors
jimwormmaster
The last couple times, after flipping it, I would grate some cheese on it and add a slice of ham. The cheese melts by the time it's done.
tantricpooper
We call it an elephant eye.
tiffersownz
We call them wagon wheels
Eowyneb
Call it eggs in a basket in my house. I make them cause my taste like heaven.
BeeDragon
Never heard of it growing up, but my husband makes them for me now and that's what he calls them.
MexicanByInjection
My 3 yr old deemed it 'egg bread' so that's what it's called in our house.
TheThirteenthDoctor
We call it "egg in a hole"at my house. And we also fry the cut out piece of bread. So delicious. I grew up with it.
SerasJo
My family would call it eggs in a frame and we would fry the cut out piece too
frezknee
Oh lord that fried piece of cut out bread is amazing. So buttery and delicious.
revcleo
yes, you're correct
CavemanOfImgur
We call it "toad in a hole" in Australia (at least where I'm from)
msoctobereve
We call it a bird's nest. Aww that's sad
KarmaSutures
Gas house eggs. I still have no idea where in the world that name came from.
SatansLittleHelpyHelperton
My dad calls em bulls eyes!
PaigeTurner777
We call it bulls eye toast!
AngieBrutal
Toad in the hole is what I learned to call it. My friend calls them window eggs...
AbhorrentCasserole
I just call it egg toast, because I'm boring and unimaginative, and refuse to change.
aqueus
And I applaud you for doing so! Or not doing anything! Or... I'm not honestly sure anymore. Have an upvote.
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
As a korean this was morbid AF because the word baby in korean is pronounced "eggy". I laughed very hard at it.
Redeyer
egg in a hat!
MaybeGrapes
Nobody else calls this a sockeye sandwich?
elephunks
My dad called them one-eyed gypsies growing up, but a Hungarian friend in college called me racist and they've been eggs in a basket since.
TheNakedAutist
LOL"racist"
PunchaYaBuns
I guess I'm the only one who calls it a 'toad in the hole'
CavemanOfImgur
Australian? Cause that's what I call it too
grandfalloon
You're not alone, my friend. You are never alone.
imminentloudness
That's the proper name for it.
HomicidalDirtMuppet
Now do Soylent Green.
AngryCelt75
Here's the recipe. http://ww2.kqed.org/bayareabites/wp-content/uploads/sites/24/2012/08/crowd-reggiewatts-people1000.jpg
findingjewels
NO! NOT ME KRABY PATTY SECRET FORMULA?! PLAAAANTON!!!!
goldengoldblum
*cough cough* Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
UniversalWhimsy
*cough cough* Formular
tommyrk
*cough cough* Plankton
findingjewels
S.o.B.
Mack1986
... bruschetta? Something at like every resturaunt ever and you act like it's unique and special to some chicken flick? So weird
amishcannoli
Not hard to make at home. Broiled garlicy crusty toast....with some parm. Maybe tomatoes if you're not a purist.
lostnortherner
lol @ chicken flick
Mack1986
I'm so punny I kill me
TheGeomancer
Ok, now do the entire feast from the beginning of Spirited Away.
xenadukem
And also the entire meal from Joffreys wedding.
darklanser
Don't want to make us look like pigs do ya?
TrueShinigami
I like you.
PitusasBoy
"Dothraki Blood Pie"? That's a fucking empanada...! *genuinely offended*
9seasons97years
see, I thought it was a cornish pastie, but whatever the hell it is, it's pretty clear it's not some sort of "blood pie"
Cangay
fucking thank you! "Blood pie" my ass....
tomasio
The dothraki blood pies look like empanadas from Argentina, which are fucking delicious.
LumpWithaLeafHat
DO A REDWALL ONE.
foulmouthedruffian
http://www.amazon.com/The-Redwall-Cookbook-Brian-Jacques/dp/0399237917
Thingamajiggly
Omg, yes!
astrowoman
Glad there's no recipes from Hannibal....
Hypnotoadrules
Lol could be
HashtagDadJokes
People think GoT is about sex, violence and dragons, but it is really about food.
Idonthavealottosay
Wine and figs
BoxesofFoxes
It's about viscerality. Food, sex, violence, clothing...Martin is the quintessential American writer.
wowzies
and sexy dragon violence.
Metopheles
Boar. Cersei's favourite. Or pidgeon pie. Joffrey's favourite. Onion soup from Hobb. Or locusts. Mmmmmh locusts.
imnotcreativeenoughtocomeupwithacoolusername
Try the grey stuff; it's delicious!
TheRubberBand
Wouldn't a hyphen be more appropriate than a semicolon?...Or is that candlestick punctuation?
ILikeShorts
Whenever I watched that as a kid, I always imagined it tasted like really good icing. I dunno why.
TimeLordDanceParty
I always assumed it was pate because all the other stuff on there was savory.
JadeEliasSledge
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
Idonthavealottosay
Ahhh ahhh ahhh diving in bowl
IWillSingWithYou
They can sing they can dance
thegelatoking
After all miss, this is France
epicmedicalwasted
And dinner here is never second best!!!
6footdildo
allo belle may i suckle your breast?
xenadukem
Go on and close your menu, take a glance and then you'll be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!
hwatL4bloopy
Moist maker sandwich
plouffi
MY SANDWICH!
Gearwe
No soylent green recipe?
OnedayIllsurpriseyouwithaspectacularusername
Here are the ingredients https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Bundesrat_der_Schweiz_2008_Teil_1.JPG
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Does the lembas bread make an adult full with just one bite?
WalkenComma
Probably not. Based on the recipe making 10 servings:
immaculee
I ate 4
Ponden
How many did you eat?
theresakittyoverthere
Four
IntentiomalTypo
If you're a level 5 vegan
AnaesthetizedCephalopod
The Heavy Cream and Butter in that Lembas recipe would keep a level 1 vegan from eating it.
IntentiomalTypo
https://imgflip.com/i/sxerk
iRecommendBooks
Milk and eggs, Bitch
AnaesthetizedCephalopod
that's ovo-lacto vegetarian. not vegan. vegan is zero animal products of any kind. but you knew that.
ladymondegreen
Replace all of the flour in the recipe with psyllium husks. Replace all the other ingredients with mushed prunes.
iRecommendBooks
I'd actually bet that lembas is a type of nut loaf / nut bread. Peanut butter, for instance, is ~6 calories in a gram.
IntentiomalTypo
You fool! https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JnRJWvllYvM/VDcUJt2-lnI/AAAAAAAAGU0/UBNu-k6xJwA/w426-h285/plankton-laughs-o.gif
BouncingFerret
IT'S JUST A GREASY... JUST A GREASY SPOOOOOOOONNNN
Hypnotoadrules
LOL
quazimoto4lyfe
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
Turbz
Was hoping to see this. +1
iquestioneverything
Can I get a recipe for the Lambas bread that doesn't have nuts in it for those allergic to nuts?
stopbeingsensitive
i understood that reference
cyno01
adon1234
don't put nuts in it.
d0ri
dipshit.
Aslansdawntreader
Needs more points
BillCosbyWasAnOkayGuy
On #8 I feel it's necessary to say YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES.
kaceinpoint
Why does this not have more upvotes?!
fuckthinkingofagoodusername
I was gonna say he forgot the secret ingredient: http://imgur.com/pDUpJ6b
Triatticus
BulletWilliams
I remember a time when we didn't go around flaunting the Krabby Patty secret formula all over the internet. That shit is top secret!
IntentiomalTypo
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JnRJWvllYvM/VDcUJt2-lnI/AAAAAAAAGU0/UBNu-k6xJwA/w426-h285/plankton-laughs-o.gif
toospoon
people asking how they get beef in the ocean when literally nothing in spongebob makes logical sense
stuperbad
Ravioli! Ravioli! Give me the fulmuoli!
Redeyer
formuoli*
Khyrberos
Nice try.
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
Meatball, meatball, spaghetti over meat. Ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef!
jenmalove
One of my first thoughts!
thefadedmoon
How come the recipe doesn't have pickles? What about when that dude drove Spongebob crazy because he 'never got pickles'?
Dovahnein
And squeaky pickles!
oopesifuckedyourmom
This. You are on point sir.
Kajitheninja
aww you beat me to it. +1 to you anyway
emoburrito
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.
Caiterrtots
One of the best episodes everrr
msoctobereve
Really!
NachosWarfare
The secret ingredient is actually something to do with King Neptune...
DrantonMason
Wasn't the secret ingredient a lock of Neptune's beard or something?
itstoughbutitsgood
Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath. Ravioli, ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
ME FORMULER!!!
Idonthavealottosay
Pepperidge farm does?
ilookfuckingcool
You, sir, made me chuckle +1!!
schmar
Peppridge Farm also remembers.
misterfister
Since when is a krabby patty made with shrimp and not a burger? Or am I missing something here?
misterfister
But one of the first episodes shows how spongebob makes them and it has a real life beef patty on the burger?
BigGunn
When Plankton found out it was made of plankton... but since plankton isn't exactly viable, I'm guessing shrimp is what people chose to use.
NotAPervert
They mentioned it was a fake though
LordKrondor9000
That was a fake formula meant to scare him and his cousins out of the restaurant
Gwizzlestix
Or crab maybe? Idk
smashpro1
How are they getting beef in the ocean?
misterfister
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Krabby_Patty
aureolus
cause a talking sponge makes more sense.
jesspel
Same way they have fire: it's a cartoon.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
'F' is for fire that burns down the whole town!
hardworkpaysoft
"U" is for uranium... bombs!
LiontheBunny
Yeah I would go with - a crab cake? Because Krabby.
victoriaboboria
That'd be fucked with Mr. Krabs being a crab and all
LiontheBunny
Oh, we all know he'd do anything for money, don't be so naive!
oneeyedirishman
Where are they herding cows at the bottom of the ocean?
misterfister
The Wikipedia page for it among other sources says it is indeed from hamburger meat.
totallyinsignificunt
They have a squirrel in a dive suit. They could have cows in dive suits.
oneeyedirishman
How now, drowned cow.
TheImgurianWhoSendsFriendlyAndFunnyMessagesToOtherImgurians
It's an astronaut suit, not a diving suit.
HatchetJack
That seems like a fairly convoluted business model.
aureolus
ITS A SHOW ABOUT A GODDAM TALKING SPONGE, WHO FALLS FOR A SQUIRREL. UNDERWATER. LIVING IN A PINNEAPLE. IS THAT REALLY YOUR GRAND QUESTION??
KinkExpert
oneeyedirishman
Yes.
al0tmoore
Hold on. Spongebob wants to give Sandy the dick?
aureolus
for sure
6footdildo
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BT6YpjKCAAEyxdi.jpg
TiannaTV
Did y'all notice op saying "1 tbsp of our favorite hot sauce" he just wants us all to be friends and enjoy a krabby patty together.
forgetfulvegetarian
I had one before it was a crab cake on a burger it was delicious.
msoctobereve
Really!
Guanjyn
MY SANDWICH
blooberries
MY MANWIIIICHHH
lordswoledmort
You threw my sandwich away!?!
lemiguess
Well, it was quite large, I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
tangledreece
I can not describe to you how badly I have wanted to grab a handful of that pie from Hook my ENTIRE LIFE. Now I can. Up votes for you!
JonSnowsFather
Sooo pumped to make this
nynaeveSedai
Too bad it doesn't magically appear when you hesitantly dip your spoon into an empty bowl. Physical labor destroys the fantasy.
mbhatter
Same! I was so happy to see it on here
pugpaws
Dreams do come true!
virtualcuddle
Think happy thoughts
JonSnowsFather
You're doing it Peter!