My child's eyes!!

Aug 21, 2017 6:32 PM

troy11998822

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You know it's coming

For a brief moment I thought that said 'retsina' - too many Greek holidays.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Who are they going to sue?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dutch brothers coffee gave out a shit ton of glasses and recalled them mere hours before the eclipse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping the glasses I used from thinkgeek are as legit as they claim...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A parent sued my firm cuz kid tested high voltage discharge on his private parts.....(heh, must of left a mark)!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Announcing a new area of practice at my firm: suing the Sun for negligence.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Opthamologists are praising the gods and giving thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the doctors In my practice came outside with x-ray film and told us it was safe to watch it through that. Turns out ..no it's not lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I couldn't help but look at it without glasses a few times, it was one of those intrusive urges like wanting to touch something really hot.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

wet paint syndrome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Be careful, this plate is very hot." *touch*

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Looking won't cause permanent damage. Over staring. And over 10 seconds up to 100 seconds for permanent damage.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

but thats none of your business

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see you read between the lines

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Around here the schools either sent the kids home early, so it's the parent's responsibility, or are keeping the kids indoors.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Our elementary school let kids watch, but also had them craft paper plate glasses-holder masks to keep kids from peaking over their glasses

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our schools let them go do it, but they showed parents the glasses they got & verified, and we had to sign forms.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amazon is so getting sued, sold God knows how many glasses which turned out to be bogus with not enough time to get replacements.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This wouldn't have happened if you simply accepted the Earth as flat like it is.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

confession.. i looked at it without glasses. i knew i wasn't supposed to. but fuck it

9 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 4

Same but someone let me use their pair for that I give them thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can say YOLO all you want but you may be blind the rest of your life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did, throw the tinted rear window of my truck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean i just watched it in the reflection of a window

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you stared at it for longer than 20 seconds you might notice a blind spot soon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently looked at burning magnesium without any eye protection. I died

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. I put my hands up and loosely interlocked my fingers and found a spot between them to put the sun in. Only looked for a little bit tho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still seeing it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's the people who looked, and the people who won't admit they looked

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everyone I talked to in my department said they did too. I did for a sec but the glare keeps you from actually seeing anything so it's reall

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even worth it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wore sunglasses, my eyes suck anyway

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Butt fuck what? The sun? Your glasses? Either way doesnt sound good...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I forgot about the eclipse and thought the light looked weird outside, so I looked up and went "Oh, shit. Right."

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I do this with welders all of the time. "Oh, what's that bright flash? Shiiit."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to be a welder - I'll never 'un-feel' the gritty burn of my little arc eye incident. Yowza.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made a quick glance and now I'm terrified I'll wake up blind

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

RIP to your retinas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have to like stare at it for a while. You don't go blind everytime you catch a glimpse of the sun on a normal day

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

True, but an eclipse is more dangerous than looking on a normal day--your pupils are dilated.

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It was behind the clouds and i was like oo cool BUT THEN THE CLOUDS MOVED AND MY EYES WERE NAKED AND EXPOSED

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It still damages behind clouds

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No it doesnt

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

Fun fact. There's a phenomena called "cloud burn". Water vapor refracts/reflects white/visible spectrum only.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh it's really no different than looking at the sun any other day. A quick glance isn't a problem. But some people inevitably STARE...

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I stared... if you stare long enough your eyes darken that spot out so you can see it better!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh man

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, it is different since your pupils are dilated, but you're still right; the issue isn't glancing (spesh during totality), but staring >

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< especially as the sun starts re-emerging at full strength while you've been staring in the dark

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well for those of us who didn't witness totality, it was still immensely bright out.

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Fair enough. I'm just going based on theory; down under, I was asleep :P

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