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Sauce : http://www.examiner.com/article/halle-berry-was-named-after-a-department-store
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2014/july/voices-culture-luhrmann-071614.html
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/walking-dead-what-happened-fired-221449
http://www.radiolab.org/story/177199-mutant-rights/
http://www.illinoispolicy.org/illinois-tollway-fees-a-good-example-of-how-illinois-politicians-interpret-temporary/
Motivational Picture
http://www.jlect.com/entry/2891/kenjataimu-kenjataimu/
http://www.icenews.is/2013/08/16/heavy-metal-bands-inspiring-austrians-to-learn-finnish/
http://innovativehistory.blogspot.com/2014/09/genghis-khan-warrior-military-leader-c.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/20/science/20moral.html?pagewanted=all
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_L._Salomon
youreverydayimgurian
Lol maybe the schizo's of india havent faced the traffic and hawkers
dustinfalk68
YOU'RE BLEEDING CUZ YOU DON'T FLOSS- Ben Salomen as he's mowing down japs with his machine gun
TheGoodReverendCleophusJamesoftheTripleRockBaptistChurch
"Brush your teeth twice a day, and see your dentist IN HELL!" ratatatatatatat tat - Dr. Ben Solomon, lead filling dispenser
teamporkchop
Cosmo says to find if my man is cheating, ask him after sex because he doesn't have any reason to lie. It also says I need to be steamier.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
A day will come when I will go to KickassFacts.com to view as many of these as I want. But that is not this day.
BillShatner
Magneto uses the court decision as a recruiting tool for The Brotherhood
Jumpinjackieflash
Men don't think clearly after an orgasm! They go to sleep!
OctoPlusNone
Hahaha, men, right?
FakeGamerGirl
Nah, they're just thinking clearly. Wakefulness is an unnatural state for humans, triggered by imminent need for food, sex, or bathroom.
hawger
I am wide awake after sex and wife falls asleep right away. She says it is the best nights sleep usually. So I have that going for me.
CanduReactor
I think that lots of people joined Genghis Kahn's empire in an attempt to not get slaughtered.
gefrabal
"LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS" - Ben L. Salomon
PikaCheck
To be fair, that seems a sound reason to learn Finnish- they have some awesome metal bands.
OracleOfNothing
I hate living in Illinois so much
ladybird2223
Hello fellow Illinoisan! Let us comiserate.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Metal! \m/
azazyel
I really don't like Toll roads and not just for that reason. They also say that it'll pay for upkeep that never happens.
UpvotesForCalicos
I've never had a man say anything wise after having sex (& I'll be honest, I've had a lot of sex). Are you guys just keeping it to yourself?
VaultDweller
Yeah
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
If you have nothing wise to say, don't say anything. The clear thought it what keeps our mouths shut afterward.
Goodwolf
We usually fall asleep before we can articulate it.
Cetrian
Yes.
pangyre
Yeah, about good old Genghis. He told everyone, and he meant it, if they didn’t join his empire peacefully he would slaughter/rape them 100%
nelshai
It worked, didn't it? The sign of supreme excellence is when your enemy surrenders without ever fighting. If one city dies horribly so 20-
nelshai
(2) live by surrendering when they hear the tales then, overall, lives have been saved. :p
pangyre
Yeah… the body count on him might be higher than the Holocaust still and in days when there weren’t all that many persons in the world.
nelshai
Might be? It's possible the body count is higher than WW2 altogether. Definitely more than holocaust. And he helped spread black death.
SamuthNBS
Wow, Illinois looks a LOT like the Servern Crossing in the UK.
SamuthNBS
Serv-derp.
TheZeroPercent
That guy salomon has done so many things and I'm hear on the couch too lazy to get up and make a sandwich
FloridaMansSideKick
Hear hear!
wrackspurts
yay sources!
GhoulsNightOut
Cleveland- A place where department stores are historic landmarks
AsAGayJewishDemocratWithGoogleFiber
The Walking Dead one explains why they spent THE ENTIRE DAMN SEASON AT A FUCKING FARM
plainoldfool
I assumed it was a homage to Night of the Living Dead.
Leoxcr
I haven't seen the show, but the videogame is damn good.
DariusJordan
Frank Darabont only planned for a total of 4 episodes on the farm to follow the source material. His replacement stretched that out 10x over
AsAGayJewishDemocratWithGoogleFiber
Fuck his replacement.
DariusJordan
His replacement also butchered the Andrea character and killed her off. She was supposed to become a badass and Rick's girlfriend.
strontium
I'm curious about the 3% who want to learn Finnish not for metal music.
ilmastodontti
Tolkienists and folklorists. We've got a great epic Kalevala. That's the second reason.
Goodwolf
hawger
Bureaucrats never give up tax revenues they have become used to spending. They always act like it is their money, just ask them. I have 1/2
hawger
had some interesting chats with folks that think there is such a thing as government money. It is our money, the bastards have no right 2/?
hawger
to waste any of it. Any funds not spent responsibly should result in jail for the person in charge of it. Award bonuses based on savings.
therapistindisguise
Storebælt. The Danes will know it. It's a bridge and a crossing by car costs 50$
nightingalemage
As someone who lives in Illinois, it's stupid as heck. But, we have continued to elect morons, hopefully Rauner does a better job
snoogans671
Its not just Illinois that does it, I know of 2 other states that also said they would stop collecting after theirs was paid off.
ladybird2223
As an Illinoisan, I can't even say anything against the jokes for our state politics. They are too on the nose.
GreaterDog
Grew up in the GSL area, Illinois side. Chicago politics fucks over the rest of the state. I vote for forming North and South Illinois.
nightingalemage
You have no idea how many times I've had that convo lol
ladybird2223
As someone from central Illinois, I would wholeheartedly be ok with a separation from the Great State of Chicago.
hencethequeef
Somehow, I really doubt it.
nightingalemage
It's politics, so I'm always skeptical, but the optimist inside hopes for something better
iwriteyoursecrets
Good luck. I just moved out of Illinois back to my home state and will take Jerry Brown, who has created a budget surplus, any day.
youcannotcreateexperience
As a California transplant in Illinois, I'm looking to GTFO ASAP. This state is ridiculous!
iwriteyoursecrets
I was fine with it for about the first three years I was in college. Hang in there--and move back! ;)
youcannotcreateexperience
I've been here 14 years and it's time to leave. It was fine for the first five years.
Ustrello
Seeing how rauner will have to work with an democratic house and Senate. Both of whom he slammed in his campaign I doubt it
iraslak
Well in Finland we had "temporary motorvehicle tax". Guess how that ended... (sorry for my english. I'm drunk).
nightingalemage
Gotta love being tipsy, stay thirsty, my friend
iraslak
I will! You stay frosty my 'murican friend-o!
Leoxcr
All Tolls here in Costa Rica are exactly the same.
Chillimaniac
Denmark does this too, with our big bridge.
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
Same thing happened in ATL on GA400 - They milked it for a little while longer and tore it down this past year. Was making 50k a day
allahuakbar95
heck: the place you go if you dont believe in Gosh
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
The same thing with the Mass Pike. Supposedly, it was paid off YEARS ago, yet they keep collecting, citing "maintenance reasons"
killerofspiders
Same with NJ
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
when I 1st started driving from DC>Boston, the trip was $12. Now it's almost $20 in tolls. Delaware is the worst. $12 to go 50 miles
nursesalt
Every time I hear about an IL governor being elected I think. "I wonder where he'll be serving his time after office."
nightingalemage
Well, considering most of them have been Democratic in our state up until this point, there's been a trend.
Geistbar
False. Since '70, IL has had 3 D & 4 R govs. Since '76, there have been 2 D. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Governors_of_Illinois
nightingalemage
Not to say Democrats don't have their positives, just in my state it's seemed to be quite negative, maybe it's the Chicago air, I no know
CoyoteSabre
The Democrat party and the Mafia are kinda the same thing in Chicago. Also, election fraud. They don't even hide it.
nightingalemage
^^ This.
jimicos
Priority #1 after inauguration? Design a new prison with a corner cell.
Musicman12456
Nice to see some new ones and not the same old ones posted over and over again
LiquidPoo
and now we will see these over and over again, maybe with one added new one each time.
kloko
nice to see there is no clickbait chick for first fact, oh there is...
MOTHERFUCKINGODIN
Unfortunately these are all TIL post titles on reddit, just with the TIL removed.
anneka
Yep, and the TIL threads debunk a few of these.
IOnlyCameHereForTheCatsButThenStayedForTheFeels
That chimpanzee one makes me so sad. Not sure if its coz they are better people than humans, or because its all about caged chimps. Both.
tangybreath
The point is that they have the capacity for compassion and self-sacrifice. Like humans, that doesn't mean there aren't vicious ones too.
R0da
Chimpanzees aren't all rainbows and self sacrifice. Them little shits go to war just like us.
VaultDweller
Not with nuclear arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
Ostinisdehsechz
no but they'll rip your testicles off without hesitation.
DVSBSTrD
Genghis always gave people the option of surrendering first. And if you didn't, well there's a reason 5% of Mongolia is descended from him.
ithinkifoundit
The X-Men one worrys me.
notme222
Me too. Not only are we foolish enough to still be using tariffs, we're arrogant enough to think we should nuance different rates for things
Kaianacoel
I think it's just because money was involved. Lobbies would ask for a "toy" classification because it means less taxes.
valenmea
Homo-superior.
PaperOkami
Gotta make way for the Homo-Superior - David Bowie - Oh You Pretty Things
MOTHERFUCKINGGANESHA
Heh. Homo.
iamthisguy247
Why do they tariff the dolls more?
Keesterbunny
Worries*
FloridaMansSideKick
Your spelling worries me. Nah, I'm kidding, that's not such a big deal. You could have said much worse things.
Philo
TIL "kenjataimu" is japanese for "nap and a sandwich"
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
If you guys see....Taimu...Time...
IsSheReallyGoingOutWithHim
And 'kenja' means philosopher, as I remember it...
ChadDaniels
I logged in to upvote this one
squishybaker
nah, it's whiskey and a cigarette.
stuaw
More like sweat and shame.
OnTheLamb
Blitz and a bong?
thatzunpossible
Pipe and a crepe?
iamthisguy247
I actually find it true. After a fap, I feel like I think clearer. If I'm not exhausted I'll sometimes read or something.
Philo
"Time to get some real work done."
causality
Honestly that clear-headed feeling is almost as nice as the orgasm.
ThisIsFrigglish
Doctor Ben Salomon is not a warlike man by nature, but he HATES being interrupted at work.
FawziaFuadOfEgyptQueenOfIranFirstWifeOfMohammadRezaPahlavi
After shooting a guy, "You wouldn't be bleeding if you flossed better"
smaug777000
I SAID BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH
StandardDeviant
His girlfriend woke him up by swatting a fly on his chest
srymissclick
Let's face it, he is Michael Douglas from "Falling Down"
CoyoteSabre
Don't fuck with Dad when he's drunk.
wlfman
RAAAAAAAMPAAAAAAAAAGE! - Ben L. Salomon
ImgurSage
So how do we know the details of his fight?
VaultDweller
Dude earned himself a place in Valhalla
PakitoTaquito
He's more metal than Finland!
schmaxford
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/archer-revenge.gif?w=650
whatshappeninghere
That k/d is out of this world...
OhFuckItWasTaken
i wonder if he had time to "drug up" with any supplies in the operating room which helped him accomplish that with all those bullet wounds
Gunnny
REVENGE RAAAAAAAAAMPAAAAAAAAGE!*
docweird
Did he die in the battle of Rootacanal?
orangemarmaladesky
TIL the atomic bombs dropped on Japan were actually Ben L. Salomon's care package.
wlfman
they weren't even bombs, they just dropped his balls out of an airplane
lawrus
"I'm going to kill everyone of these Japanese motherfuckers" -Ben Salomon, predatorily
itsreallyhardtomakealongusernamewithouthittingthespacebar
Didnt recieve the medal of honor until 2002 according to wiki
FloridaMansSideKick
He reminded me of Cyril even BEFORE I read he was actually Cyril!
PhantomK88
M-M-M-M-MULTI KILL!!!! *echoes*
Dominomotion8
Get mad bro ;)
Fredfinks
how do we know what happened in the tent if he was found dead?
wlfman
a nurse/assistant fleeing the tent as the shooting started perhaps?
Fredfinks
read wiki, apparently there was wounded who retreated.
DVSBSTrD
http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww250/Wings-of-Ash/Gifs/Medic.gif
SendMeUrDD214s
This guy is one of three CMH recipients from the Army during the battle of Saipan, which is where I'm from. The other two were a LtCol. 1/?
SendMeUrDD214s
Who was last seen alive on the front lines blasting away with a .45 in each hand, and a Sergeant who was basically a one man tank 2/3
SendMeUrDD214s
Taking out 2 Japanese ambushes on his own while climbing the mountain.
SendMeUrDD214s
I just found their names: Lt. Col. William O'Brien and Sergeant Thomas Baker.
radhesion
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
tank797
KILLIONAIRE
Blastergv9
Suppressing fiiiiire!!!!!
eloquince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QrNZCjRag ...D:
wlfman
can't get youtube at work, help me out?
eloquince
"shut down"
turdferguson74
Do No Harm, Do Know Harm... Combat Medics credo
HoliBug
*REGGGIIIEEE!!
lawrus
This.
aionis
Double kill, triple kill, quadrakill, PENTAKILL, HEXAKILLLLLLLL... HECATOKILL.
zackofspades
KILIMANJARO
landseer
ACE
d1splacement
MMMMMONSTER KILL Kill kill
Fenderzilla
CENTAKILLLL
aionis
It's actually Hecatokill, look it up ;)
aionis
Shutdown.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
... CENTIKILL!!!1!
bringbakfirefly
"Not in my house, bitch!" - Salomon
nobodyblindedme
"to the person who ended my streak: fuck you" - Ben L. Salomon, probably
itsreallyhardtomakealongusernamewithouthittingthespacebar
Persons from the sound of it
wlfman
gg everybody, gg
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
"1vs1 me fgt, Ill rek U jap, I swear on me mum"
lawrus
You don't need to say probably. It's a dumb joke.
ElectronMagnifier
gl noob
Renegade4Life21
At least he got the nuke kill streak, twice.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Forgive me, I haven't played CoD for a while, but I thought it was four times.
velociraptorfarmer
He made a Hiroshima and Nagasaki joke.
Pulseless
Last one I really played was MW2, and streaks didn't reset until death so he only got one. :(
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Me too, but I assumed he was just talking about the number of kills required, not deaths too.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
On a tangent, MW2 was my jam.