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Feb 22, 2015 4:30 AM
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kindsoberandfullydressed
Well this is absolutely adorable.
MagicMaaaaaaaaan
Mobile Update - The forbbiden bar is almost 98% green with only 2% red. This has been your mobile update. Back to you Ron.
bender211
Miniskirts+liberal panty policy+bikes= Europe is okay.
mmmmmnapalm
I actually think Swanson would've enjoyed pre-Weimar badass Germany.
MyDogJake
I wish they had different coloured fonts so i could tell who is talking. (Don't worry, I figured it out)
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Thank fuck I just finished watching this episode. Hooray for non-spoilers!
ZOMGNO
I have to catch up soooo badly!
CupONoodles
Sauce?
alt1387
Parks and Recreation - Season 7 Episode 11 (Two Funerals)
CupONoodles
You are the most valuable player.
XtraT
1 text color per person please.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Not necessary here.
iiLuketh
What show is this, I need to watch it now?
Scaramou
Came back from Amsterdam this morning, spent 4 days confused at whether I was on a pavement, road, cycle lane or Tram Line
ColonelObvious
How much did you smoke?
Scaramou
Didn't smoke while I was there, was there mostly to see Body Worlds and visit some family over there
7Spades
It's our natural selection at work
krijn
'Higher' (outmost) road is pavement, narrow often red asphalt is bike lane, roads are where the cars are, and tram lines have.. tram lines.
ColonelObvious
To be fair, pretty much any road in Amsterdam is a 'high' road
Scaramou
I watched a car drive up a road to then reverse back down, realising it was 1 lane, tram only, and a tram was coming toward it
surrealseal
I dislike people for the things that they do, not who they love. - Ron Swanson / Nick Offerman.
buttcrackula
Aw. Ron found a soulmate.
beardbruhhaze
He liked the trip Leslie sent him when they went to France. He drank and ate meat.
MyDogJake
TIL Berlin is Dutch
TheRicM
Noice
appleflaps
I think the title meant that the Dutch are worse with their bikes than the people in Berlin.
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appleflaps
I've never been to Berlin, but i do know as a dutchie that there's a huge difference between the city centre and the suburbs
appleflaps
Plus were assholes when we are on our bikes :p
iamireland
When it comes down to it, Ron IS super catty.
karaua
go europe !
garfeild1249
that man is an american hero
nryc
Seriously, Berlin by bicycle is awesome. Big city («Europeanly» speaking), but I think it's easier to move by bike than public transport.
eininneresblumenpfluecken
Yesyesyes! :)
pigstails
At least we're not as obese as the US.
pigstails
Hahaha love these downvotes
LemonOut
I don't know why Ron hates bicycles. He's all about people making their own choices.
highstream
I also would have thought he would support a man propelling himself by his own strength.
WizzardofAus
Maybe because its inefficient since the engine was created? Just a guess though
RandomAbscessMemories
Fun trivia fact, Bicycles are in fact EXTREMELY efficient, at least as far as human-powered transport goes.
WizzardofAus
Yes but when thinking from a ron swanson point of view, it was my best guess.
RandomAbscessMemories
Agreed.
aneeda
I think it's "bicycle culture" he hates.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Yes, but he doesn't necessarily agree with or relate to those choices.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Plus, it's my impression that he may not find bicycles all that manly.
Zandress
Found the cyclist.
iamireland
You can't apply logic to sitcom characters, Ron's a massive contradiction.
notme222
The character arose out of a contradiction: what if a guy who dislikes government had to run it? I'm usually impressed how they write him.
FishyBearberryfishy
I first read it as "Still not as bad as the Butch on their Dikes" and I was really confused until I read the title again
7Spades
We have butch dykes too, but that's a whole different story
imgrmermaid
I do not get it, I live in Holland and people here cycle so well. :/
TwoInThePinkAndOneInTheStink
I suppose you have never been to the bigger cities then?
NexiKuro
People in the bigger cities are better at navigating traffic and being in a hurry, that's about the only difference.
TwoInThePinkAndOneInTheStink
It's also a very dangerous place for cars to drive. I can't remember how many times I had to hit the brakes, because someone crossed 1/2
TwoInThePinkAndOneInTheStink
the road all of the sudden or ignored a red light. 2/2
NexiKuro
Well you gotta be aware of your surroundings more in big cities, I haven't had much trouble with having to hit brakes though. 1/2
NexiKuro
But I don't drive a lot in the city since it's not worth it at all, takes too long compared to taking a bike.
TheSkeletonWar
Dutch people on bikes in big cities are fucktards that fuck up your fuckin day. They are trash that think they own the road/sidewalk/freeway
eininneresblumenpfluecken
As a Berliner that lived near Amsterdam for a while: not true. Berlin is a lot worse considering the way bikers care about the rules.
randomlex
You can leave out "Dutch", since it's the same in every big city :-)
JohnnySG
The only reason the Germans even have bikes is because they stole them from our Dutch grandparents in WWII.
zeebadz10
This is a very accurate comment. Verdomde moffen.
Azhrael
THe only reason we need to use bikes is because the polish stole our cars.
TheHungryCaterpillar
Nicht mein Fahrrad!
Maraak
They needed them for Tour de France 1942...
thesu
but we gotta say, damn good bikes, lasting that long. Really admirable crafting.
ReidYouOweMeMoney
http://imgur.com/2qBbDKS
DorpInTheMiddle
Hahaha, Nederlanders gespot op Imgur.
thenonworkinglight
The Germans are making me laugh
clnoy
And that's quite rare.
KingBamboo
blahblahblah
KingBamboo
Jajajaja... :D
clnoy
yesyesyesyesyes
ScumbagBrother
Ik wist helemaal niet dat er überhaupt Nederlanders zaten op imgur haha
7Spades
We zijn met meer dan je denkt
SininenHetki
Als jemand der Deutsch spricht, ich kann euch *fast* verstehen. Fast.
ScumbagBrother
Beter
pookiecorn
Ik ben geen Nederlander maar ik woon in Nederland!
TwoInThePinkAndOneInTheStink
Idd!
almostsomething182
Wasn't the original pedal bicycle invented in Germany?...
ColonelObvious
So in a way the Germans were just repossessing what was theirs
isurehopethisusernameisstillavailable
QFT.
Cambino
To the winners go the spokes.
Jimbotron4000
Danke fur die Fahrraden - oude paus waarschijnlijk
Arufatenshi
Hahahahahahah
fartbender
Thank you for the bikes - something SUUUPPPPER dutch....
SaintEmilio
The old pope probaply is the right translation here ;)
behaardeman
Nederlanders unite!
Aryanne
I like your username
seanvt
It should really say [giggles] instead of [laughs]. Despite his manliness, Ron Swanson is more of a giggler.
iimmediatlyregretthisdecision
he chuckles... giggling is for little girls
CaveCanem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_gypoaf-Bc
DrDeity
Well, that answers that question. He was definitely giggling.
meanvinniemanera
Ron is ABSOLUTELY a giggler. He doesnt chortle or chuckle. The contrast of his giggling to his manly persona is what makes it so glorious.
DoingMyKanyeBest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIoMjfVGBl4
ThompsonwithaP
mazin
kindsoberandfullydressed
Part of his absolute charm. For all the manliness he possesses, his giggle can be just as disarming.
TurdFeast
Chuckler*
swaggyd
snickers
SteveCraft
LogicalJon
I need to make 20 more accounts so I can properly upvote this comment.
torpedoface
Not Despite his manliness, but BECAUSE of his manliness. He can giggle if he wants to.
rockblood
I'm watching first season now! Hope it gets better!
Tylendal
It does. After about six(?) episodes or so, Leslie stops being such a ridiculously clueless idiot, and actually gets fairly well rounded.
rockblood
So, in the second season it really start? The first has 6 cap.
Feresto
chortles
PavoWillow
real men giggle!
odraencoded
ITT: People who read books arguing about which synonym best qualifies an action
crihsagnlel
I'm lovin it
JetStreakMusic
ITT, meaning what?
iamireland
A giggle is a laugh.
crihsagnlel
U haven a laff m8
RedReddington
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/62/62f538b129e13afc6c7d9b9278b63f63f4c91e1f8fd1077c36e088039bf538f8.jpg
ohsillyus
All giggles are laughs but not all laughs are giggles.
RemyM
This scene was my favorite part of the episode. Go Typhoon.
ddecew
*tycoon
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
"Yes typhoon i am interested, but not now."- Craig
azurepenguin
As an European I do not approve. Also bicycles are good for the plant and for your legs.
pizzahand
It made me realize Ron is cooler than I thought.
WhoreSlutNicaraguanPirateWhore
what is this thing about? whats the name of the series
RemyM
Parks and Recreation. Check it out on Netflix. The last season is currently airing Tuesdays at 8/7c on NBC.
WhoreSlutNicaraguanPirateWhore
I've seen all the seasons whaaaat this is season 7?
RemyM
Yup. They decided on one last one.
WhoreSlutNicaraguanPirateWhore
awwww yissss, my Netflix doesn't have parks and recreation so Ill have to search for it. thank you!
Redwake
Do you remember which episode this is from?
Platinus
It's from the latest episode, released last week.
slayston
What the hell how did I not know it was back on?
DesertFlaneur
because the finale of the last season flashed forward and showed us the future, making it seem like it was over.
Leftytheperpetuallyperplexed
So Ron's getting his change from this guy's wife? Oh boy.........
TheBlackWindHowls
I think this is the new barber, not the old.
oaque
since the old barber died it'd be a heck of a thing if he was not just alive but he'd been Typhoon all along
usernumber84
Salvatore got around, what can I say?
ameo
as an European who loves Parks'n'Rec I feel betrayed
Mcknizzle
He liked Scotland. Good enough.
ninjagaidensigma
"an European" doesn't exist. This is because European is pronounced "yurropeeyun" which has a consonant at the start. "a European" = correct
LoneDirewolf
"Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby" - Ron Swanson
RedStarBeograd
YouMayHaveInternetConnectivityIssues
How old is that picture?
JamesnotJamie
http://www.byappointmentto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/queen-gun.jpg not sure if I agree on the frail part
mudkipfucker2
god save the Queen? god save them from ME!
FloridaMansSideKick
You liek mudkipz?
Pugsleyx
Needs the gun to be placed in a secure frame while an officer holds her umbrella.
LoopStricken
Do you expect the bloody Queen to fire a gun AND hold an umbrella?
glorian989
*splashes tea in your face* YOU SIR WILL RUE THIS DAY YOU KNAVE!
Eldibs
I'm pretty sure the last time British tea was dumped on account of people outside Britain, it didn't go well. Get France up in here!
thorbatestogirls
Idk about being frail.. the Queen is immortal and she knows it.
Atalung
my mother loves Queen Victoria and hates the Elizabeth II is about to take over as longest reigning...
CountCrow
As a Brit I can confirm that she can't be killed by conventional means
757365726e616d65
I once read a theory how Queen is a vampire, this theory seems less and less silly with each year
inalltheverse
According to Doctor Who there's a few werewolves in the bloodline so vampires don't seem too far fetched.
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
*sigh* as an American, i'd love to have a badass like that representing our country.
Impossibrew
Time to elect some woodsman who spent most his life in wilderness of Montana.
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
i like the way you think ...
ButterfaceTaintClown
She's going for Queen Vic's record of longest reigning monarch EVER!!! She gets to score on the leader board THIS YEAR. Bragging rights!
KarlKing0fDucks
But she doesn't rule anything
ThatShiftyMonkey
psh, ever seen her mad shuffleboard skillz?
BlimeyGuy
She technically still rules the uk and every prime minister has to ask permission from her to for a cabinet
previoustopcomment
see how long that keeps up if she tries to use that power to interfere in any significant way with parliament.
BalmDeBono
I'm sorry, Queen Victoria reign for 63 years, 7 months and two days. Louis XIV reign for 72 years, 3 monts and 18 days.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I stand corrected!
NexiKuro
Shit, even Ramses II reigned for 66 years, and that was more than 3 thousand years ago.
BalmDeBono
And the longest european reign's record ever is held by Bernard VII de Lippe. He reign 81 years, 7 months and 22 days.
tony3564
looks like charles is in for quite the wait then doesn't it.
WhenNothingGoesRightGoLeft
torrentblock meant longest reigning queen.
YaYaYaIAmLorde
She hasn't died even once so far.
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
I wonder if she has hit max level yet
WillDropPantsForFood
Wow. Astounding. How does she do that?
757365726e616d65
Corgis. it has to be those adorable corgis
EdgarAllanPokemon
Idk, I've died at least twice just today.
Tchae
So you're saying you don't die when you're killed?
MurdocMiki
She eats a lot of carrots
CaveCanem
I hear she just has to get them in her, doesn't matter how. Sometimes anally does the trick.
CountryMetal01
Who fires Machine guns
BeanieBopp
This season has been awesome! Ugh, I'm really going to miss this show :(
tRAGE
I'm waiting for the entire season to hit Hulu so I can binge watch and then cry :'-(
FisterRobot0
It should be this week. The finale is Tuesday, so the last two episodes will go up on Wednesday.
tRAGE
Thank you
icantbelieveigotanerectionfromthat
Me too :(
BeanieBopp
They're doing so well on the last season though. It's perfect. All the laughs and feels wrapped into the final season
FisterRobot0
I love how they've basically spent the season letting every minor character come back for a sort of curtain call. It's been wonderful.
BeanieBopp
It's honestly one of the best finale seasons that I've seen. They're wrapping it up so nicely.
BeanieBopp
It's been awesome to see all the characters get the closure they deserve.
icantbelieveigotanerectionfromthat
Right is has been so great!
BeanieBopp
Agreed! Just one more hour left of one of the best TV comedies. What will we watch then?
FisterRobot0
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is my P&R replacement. It's probably the only other really good ensemble comedy out right now.
icantbelieveigotanerectionfromthat
Idk maybe the slow passage of time as it eats away at our souls....or re watch the office or something, I'm a sign not a cop.
notme222
Is it really good? I feel like I enjoy every 3rd season of Parks and Rec. I drift away, then rediscover it for a while to drift away again.
partyingjungle
Personally it's something I watch while I'm eating or doing homework. So it's funny, so watch just to watch. The office on the other hand...
BeanieBopp
It's had a lot of great moments. They've been closing out the show really well.
felinewine
Honestly I feel like this season is way below the others in terms of quality and humor. Still enjoyable though.
WetzelsPretzels
I just hate the time jump. Never works.
boostcreep
The problem is everyone is becoming stereotypes of themselves. Ron and Andy are almost unbearable. I still love the show though.
MiaKatana
i agree
AnalBeard
One of my favorite moments was him going on the scavenger hunt to the Lagavulin plant. That may the only European thing he likes.
MrDaliard
I cried.
hereforcake
"I don't know what she thought I'd get out of that." *cries--Ron Swanson.
paul2091
he does love puzzles and riddles.
Mediterraneanliamneeson
Lagavulin distillery surely? It's not a whiskey factory!
krauraurgg
The bottling machinery is presumably at the same location, so it's technically not wrong.
usernumber84
Where they shape the Lagavulin out of raw earth, freshly dug in the fields of the town nearby. The kiln heats the new molds, and...BAM!
usernumber84
...whisky.
WrongUn
LAGAVULIN'S THE BEST!!!!!!
tijgerhuis
Even as a Laphroaig guy, I won't disagree with ya there. :)
WrongUn
laphroaig is my next in line to the throne, haha! I like you!
itmaybesmall
I've not tried Lagavulin but love Laphgroaig. Should I try it?
kragor85
Yes
krauraurgg
Try all the whiskys!