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[blackpeopletwitter] "we'll be there some time between 8am and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" by iBleeedorange on 2017-05-23 05:05:57
May 22, 2017 8:34 PM
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LurkMcgurt
He's just turning himself off then back on again
burningcouchwv
The power of the floor compels you!
66dmewd
When we had our first kid and I was getting 4-5 hours of sleep a night. I caught myself sleeping on the job a few times. -security tech
McflyLovin
There seems to be a black out in your area...
scooterwillie
"Oh wait. Actually he's dead."
knotch2
He's probably a diabetic and needs to drink more water. Homie ate to much sugar.
Lizardbath
He's so perfectly straight and on his side. Impressive.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
When your technical support needs technical support.
FletchCANADA
Have you tried turning him off and on?!?
Fivestarthedangeresque
He just ded.
flacoloco
he's got network connectivity problems
grimpalahat
By the looks of those soles he needs a reboot.
JuniperJupiter
He could be narcoleptic?
laiskamato
My first thought.
thedude1012
Hmm. Definitely Comcast.
ValoSaurusRex
Maybe he has a newborn at home
Lock5446
They're working him too hard...
dbingle1
Didn't be rude, give him a blanket.
Jakenbake49
Must be Comcast service! Amazed they came
AOCsUnshavenChode
I'm convinced it's all cable companies. i have never experienced good cable service.
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
I hear so much hate for them but I've never had an issue with the AT&T service in my area.
Shovi
I can say i have a good ISP, they even came at 8-9pm, when i didn't think they would even pick up and answer. I'm not in the US though.
TheDivineUsersub
Coxx Communications in Louisiana was good to me. The drawback is their name sounds like "cocks".
KjTheLightning
oh i see what's the problem: it's on sleep mode.
whoneedsunderpants
Maybe he ded
sinergy
He was on hold with comcast
fromastafunk
An electrician came to work in my apartment. Easily a 400lbs man. He fell asleep behind the couch...I seriously thought he'd died.
fromastafunk
He did end up hospitalized because he was so heavy he off-balanced a bobcat while plowing the complex and it fell on top of him.
MistressLyda
It took me longer than it should to realize that he did not topple over a feline.
fitnessjen1992
He probably works long hours for not much pay, poor guy
oxide454
And/or sleep apnea, I used to have it really bad
TheDivineUsersub
As a satellite technician, can confirm.
fitnessjen1992
If you're ever in London, I hope you get a nice British welcome
TheDivineUsersub
Been to London, no special greeting :( Double decker buses were cool though.
PhunPhact
I hate it when people are overworked. I wouldn't even be upset at him. Probably cook him something to eat too.
fitnessjen1992
Yep! Cup of tea and biscuits
EmotionallyTransparent
That carpet looks comfy af. Should have laid down next to him. When he wake up and see your face just smile and tell him he has pretty eyes
ConsumingHate
Get all up close and personal too, make it awkward as fuck.
MrsLewisByDay
Give him a blanket and have coffee for him when he wakes. They work crazy hours.
TheLiquor
Did you try unplugging him, and plugging him back in?
SWZcheDUH
Crucial that you wait about ten seconds in between
usersubbordercontrol
Honestly, I'd just say to their boss they did a great job, even with the things not working well, and having to explain stuff. That way they
usersubbordercontrol
Get paid for their time they slept. Plus let the person sleep, at least for a bit
upvotehypnotoad
I've taken naps in ppl's attics - you get squeezed in a tight spot, its 200 fucking degrees, been working 60+ hrs...
mikeatike
This seems like a good way to become die.
shiyal
Manufacturing job I used to have when I could get about 20 minutes ahead of the rest of the line I'd go poop then set an alarm for 5 minutes
BigRigCA
HVAC installer here, that's not a nap
ReesReinaIzzy
Meeee tooooo
was821
Is that a nap or passing out due to heat exhaustion?
IPostFalseFacts
yes
combatfox
Cable tech here, it's definitely heat exhaustion!
BlueBeeEmt
Same. I do insulation work. Fuck attics. Fuck fiberglass.
awesock
Well man u picked a weird career choice to hate that stuff
BlueBeeEmt
Yep
dohcohv
NONONONO DONT FUCK THE FIBERGLASS.
BlueBeeEmt
Fiberglass fucks you!
ryuszero
This is why I would always try to avoid an attic if I could.
upvotehypnotoad
I did home security - no avoiding the attic, sadly
snowfork
I thought they meant why you don't sleep in an attic
ryuszero
I worked for Dish. I'd go into a crawlspace in a heartbeat over an attic.
LizardEnterprises
Jokes on you, my attic has asbestos.
buttondick
I like the fucktards that put their HVAC in the attic.
zerothoughtgiven
Ugh I don't. People we bought ours from have it up there and it's miserable to service. Basic preventive maintenance is a nightmare up there
Arock77
We're buying a house and that has been one of my conditions, HVAC needs to be in the garage as god intended. Surprises me how many cheapo 1
Arock77
2 builders put it in the attic because ducting is cheaper. People buying the house usually have no say. Gotta go with what they can afford
rainmakerab
WTF are you doing in people's attics
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Creepin. What else?
SendMeAllThePics
The lawn wasn't available
Falos
Installing ceiling cats.
briham
When I had a paper route, I'd sometimes sit on someone's doorstep and close my eyes for a bit.
freeandclear
This is a real thing. Some people just zonk out within moments of getting horizontal.
freeandclear
...yeah, they're called spouses {bahDah ctshh}
KeatonTS
im like that in cars, immediately after driving (passenger) im out like a light until the car stops.
Repostradamus
My old band director was narcoleptic and that horizontal part was merely a suggestion. Saw him fall asleep once mid-speech, standing up.
ConsumingHate
Was friends with a guy who would just be gone mid bite while out to eat. Arm would lower the fork back to the plate, he'd be out for a bit.
jugustaf
Comcast?
Dekacube
Not a blue shirt.
bamaman2795
Version fios
TheBestRussian
Go easy on the guy, he's the only one covering the whole state.
zeer0burn
Yuuuuuup
breakingcode
Can't be Comcast,.. the guy showed up.
Rotsuoy
Ah, Cable Lynx then.
QuickINeedAName
Well damn
datguysephiroth
Comcast.
PoliteSatan
Can't be Comcast, tech support showed up
datguysephiroth
Shots fired?