LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
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Dot realy know what to do next. ?
A quarter century behind me and dont even know how to fekin date. ?
She does seem geuenly interested so am siked, i am too of couse.
FP edit:
The things you guys make most viral are beyond me ?. Here is the firat post on the topic: https://imgur.com/gallery/Obn5nCT ill keep you updated.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
"Sorry I'm late, I had trouble getting the noose off the chandelier" is apparently not appropriate when late for a first date.
fartalert
Just know you are looking for the person who will rate your farts and take care of you when you're sick
chickensnatchatori
Maybe a dictionary would be a good start, I dunno….
TivoMan
My wife's ex was 30 minutes late to their first date. Turned out he was always late all the time. It was a big part of them splitting up.
Ozhound
As long as you dont send her any texts you should be good
Officerpuddles
6 years ago a girl was over and hour late for a date with me. We are getting married in may
Sighered
Joked it off on the first date?? I’d settle for a goodnight kiss.
mbcoalson
I was in my thirties before I had a clue how to date. Never got good at it, but I did get lucky and wife one of'em.
bindedig
As long as she is not “late “ all is good
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
Did not read as "joked it off"...
LexOdin90
? on use of swell
harminat0r
google - date ideas!
MeasuredByFive
Don't you dare be late again! Don't you dare say anything if she's late. Discuss punctuality, is it important to either of you
WhatD0thLife
Psyched
penguinkneez
My husband was about 3 hours late for our first date. Car broke down. Still married him & give him a hard time about it years later.
Sierrahotel12
She joked it off now. Don’t be fucking late again
Kaleopolitus
1. You're 25? Bruh, you don't have 25 years behind you. At best you have 13 years of awareness and like 5 years of life experience to work
Kaleopolitus
2. with. You're practically new to living. Give yourself the time and space to learn.
RedArchon
At least she know you don’t always come early
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
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TsubakiTragic
You're lucky she hung around. A gentlemen is never late, because to do so exposes a lady to society's riff raff.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
I am in complete agremant with you my frined. Was a big whoopsie on my part. G2 make make it up.
TsubakiTragic
I hope it all goes well for you Sir. Old school courtesy never fails.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Thank you
njkckbxr
Swell. That’s cute.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
? No u ?
doritosblastedcrow
I haven't been on a date in almost 4 years... I don't remember how to anymore.
n3ckr0mantic
Like the ONE time Ive been late for a date she was on time, and 90% of the rest of the time she's late ? always works out that way
n3ckr0mantic
Glad you two still had fun
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Thx man, hoping we can have a good time again. Wish me luck she answers my text ?
NecroMalkin
Literally just hang out with the person and do things you’ll both enjoy. Too many people make dating complicated. Just have fun.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Whell now we just went for a drink, given that she mentions she likes forests, not being from the city, im thinking to suggest a forest
NecroMalkin
Hell yeah man. Walks are nice z
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
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Chewiedawookie
This is true. Just chill have fun, if it turns into more go with the flow.
thunkinduncin
It’s ok she will bring it up for the next 30 years of it works out
thunkinduncin
Unless she is a guy and you are fine
thunkinduncin
Unless you are a girl and she is a girl and I have no clue
thunkinduncin
And you are a guy and he is guy and your shoes were cute you are ok
palmo
Your spelling is atrocious. But congrats.
Chewiedawookie
As long as she isn’t late in a few weeks, you should just go with it.
immortalheart
itsthevoiceman
highwayheater
iGotFOLDERS
marklehtonen
wyrihaximus
Honestly, if she does that on purpose she's a keeper
CallThisAUsername
"Late" =/ "late"
adrianontherocks
Just to help explain- this is a period/pregnancy joke
Agunslingerborn
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
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myballshurt
Fucking best response to that comment, im dying over here
shmoogeeoogee
Do you write like that when you text her? If so, and she's still around, just do whatever you want its in the bag.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Ne. Mi drgač pišemo k vi. Veš temu se reče.jezikoune razlke.
spookymormonhelldream
Baxter, you know i don't speak Spanish
Dionysus187
Drideon
Grammar nazis only exist online. In the real world, and business no one cares and TTL.
dirtcreature
That last sentence. Oof. Seriously, spelling and grammar means you pay attention to details. It really matters.
BlueWater321
No one cares beyond basics. However, if you write like a donkey you're going to wonder why you got passed up for that promotion.
pangolinx
I thought it was the non-ironic use of "swell" that was being flagged :)
TheobromineAddict
I've tossed resumes in the trash for spelling and grammar errors, for jobs that required quality consciousness. Your resume is your best⇶
TheobromineAddict
⇶ foot forward, if you can't get that right I can't trust you in any job requiring attention to detail. ▉
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I'm not a grammar nazi but it would bug me to date someone who couldn't spell, or who didn't think it mattered. To each their own.
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
I’d guess they are using a local dialect’s slang that you are unfamiliar with and mistaking for unintentional grammatical errors
Lelleth
It would bug me if I was expected to be flawless at a language that's not my first language...
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
If it wasn't their first language that would be different. But if you still commonly use your first language, and you can't use it /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
properly, that's something I find unattractive. /2
korndogg83
Definitely. He can do no wrong. Must be nice being a Slovenian Brad Pitt.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
? I C U imgur christmas selfie stalker
fartalert
Wow you weren't joking. I guess you're even more gorgeous on the inside, good luck my friend
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Awww thx ?
korndogg83
Actually just wrote that based on Ljubljana in your name but wasn’t wrong!
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
The most beautifull city in the world. ;-)
wingod
Make up for it on the next date bring her a flower, candy or something you know she likes and apologize for being late. Be cool back.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Iduno what she likes, we relay has an eclectic conversation xD, whell she likes dogs.
wingod
Well maybe not a dog. That can backfire and scare off a second date. Maybe a small stuffed animal not taxidermy but plush.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
A taxedermied jackal, gotch ya.
adrianontherocks
If she has a dog get her dog a present
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Nah, doesnt have a dog unfortunatly.
adrianontherocks
Hmm then you could just get her a little dog figurine, like a plastic one they make for kids. I’d think that was pretty cute.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Hmmm, little golden, good idea, now where to find it...
EzraFell
Quarter century, you say, huh? I'm 4 years past that and I've never been on a date.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Ill take you out for coffe and cakes ?
EzraFell
I appreciate the sentiment.
CatatonicCowMoo
I'll take you out for a full on date with kissing and everything.
feryooday
I’ll watch
Dimension09
TakeAFannyGallop
I’d recommend you contact her about going out again at some point, ideally soonish. Possibly continue contact through electronic means also.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Will do it at first coffe time tomorow morning
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LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Coffe time is a time of day. It is customary to go for coffe with coworkers @ around 10ish, depending on when U start.
fartalert
Fika? :D