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Mar 1, 2017 12:01 PM

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And the swedish/norwegian word for speed is "fart"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

\m/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goats go to hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either i was really high one time or i watched a movie with killer goats. And they just ate people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ipetgoat II

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, here I goat killing again!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that also the official Swedish Twitter account that gets passed around to different citizens every week?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll start killing tomorrow...I'm a procrastinator

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's this? Instructions for goat sim?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm confused, in Danish it's "Ged" and "kid", so why do Swedes have it differently? We use "killing" for kittens.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same reasons you say kartoffel and we say potatis. Spit out the porridge you flatlander!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get killing, kiddos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will be useful for the future in my court defense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an added fuckery, it's pronounced "yet shilling"

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Or just , I don't know how to imgur, I even say it with a hard G.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, Pippa.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, better get to it then..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pippa

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me irrationally angry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't wait to go to a goat farm and get arrested.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I asked my swedish wife to read this in English to illustrat the joke... she goes "Yet Chilling". Damn Swedes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#lastnightinsweden

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GO, MY MINIONS! v

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

YOU DIED

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pfft.. She should have git gud.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get gud

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Goat god in swedish

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Fucking metal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pronounced "Yeet" and "Shilling", if anyone's interested

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Good to know. I shall remember this for the inevitable repost.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And.... This is a repost. But new to some.....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Almost. More like, "Yet" with a prolonged "e". The English ee is more like our "i". In some dialects, the "k" is "k", or "ch". :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really say killing with sh? In Norwegian it's said like: kjilling

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say it sort of halfway between Sh and Ch. Learned my Swedish in Örebro, so not sure how much accent I picked up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny enough, that would mean a Swedish kid goat can be a chicken in Norway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's Kyckling in Swedish... like Shick-ling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swedish it would be said somethink like Kjykling, in Norwegian it is kylling, and you say it like kjylling..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope chicken is kylling. Killing is also a Norwegian word. I am Norwegian but my grandmother is Swedish..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do know what chicken is, mind you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wat? G is y and k is Sh? In all cases??

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No. Both of those letters are pronounced like in English if they're in front of another consonant, if they're in front of a vowel it varies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From word to word.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in all cases, in the cases where the next letter is a "soft" vowel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...well, mostly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian who just moved to Sweden, NEVER TRUST THE LETTER K! EVER! IT WILL BETRAY YOU!

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Did you move to Kärrtorp?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Strömstad, on the other coast, but just down the road is a town called Skee (pronounced hweigh, sort of). That's weird enough

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Känna: SHänna. But Klänning: Klänning. So weird.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Scandinavian languages are funny this way.. letters all the same, but sounding different in different words.. ;) greets from Norway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stjärna: star, kärna: core. Pronounced the same. Like ... what? How? Huh?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Exakt... fasst inte alls

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're still not sure about kex, the shex/kex-war is still being fought.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's shex, by the way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Kex

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, chex.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have 6 ways of spelling the "y"-sound. J, lj, hj, g, gj, dj. >20 for the "sj"-sound. Swedish spelling is a mess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Swede. I can confirm that this is true.

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

Itbis pronounced chilling

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As another Swede, I can confirm that this book is not upside down.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As yet another swede, I can confirm that I'm a swede.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a goat, I can also confirm that this is true

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As another Swede, can also confirm with an added detail: "killing" means "goat kid," not kid in general.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

A kid is goat. In English the word for a baby goat is kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid is the zoological term for an adolescent goat, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same in Norwegian, except get is geit, also called killing here..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone whose great grandparents moved to the US from Sweden I can also tell you the the lingonberry crepes at ihop are delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Crepes and Swedish Pancakes (Google it) isn't the same though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pannkaka, damnit!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who uses lingonberry on pancakes? we use lingonberry for meat dishes.. strawberry jam or sugar is best on the Scandinavian style pancake.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a person trying to learn Swedish, I was confused for a second. Thanks for clearning that up.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And "kid", in Swedish, is the kid of a deer or fawn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As another Swede, I can confirm that chilling killing get you in jail.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0