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ZueiraParaMemeTy
Good
Idontneedrealfacts
#1 is that baby wearing shoes? if it isnt wearing shoes you are the jerk. If it fell asleep with its shoes on, sharpie-town
srirage666
Slip knot….
wemustbestopped12
#1 Couldn’t hold his Similac
YourIceCreamMan
#1 ...
leaderofmars
#20
TheLegionofDoom
Many steals by me. Enjoy your updoot
DustinJL
#6 that's not how averages work.
FilthyRapscallions
#4 first tried to name the band Surfers Butthole, with mixed feedback.
ChuckKarma
#1 Gay bully musical dads are still bullies, OP.
AMR300
#1 Fool, you played yourself! You are nobody!
soon
#3 https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/341897/why-do-we-say-dont-you-dare
GoSuBuns
#6 gotta say relative to the hospital or you'll have some unaccounted vectors. I'd also add approx. zero unless u dying in the birthing unit
ColmCorbec
BlueAngel3141
Obviously he chose like this
borisAwwBaron
#18 you are welcome https://youtu.be/Z3qDprRMdI8
SirJamesMonster42
#15 but who's going to walk into the grocery store sweating profusely with bloody bandages wrapped around their hands?
soon
Your comment deserved better. Too bad it happened late. +1
Fargus57
#1 Kid got lucky. In college if someone passed out, they not only had a dick drawn on, but also had half an eyebrow shaved off.
Bonals
#3 one reason I say, it is inadvisable for you to continue (insert your current action).
DumpsterOpinions
#6 only if the earth is in same place as before
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FrankTheCube
The hospital I was born in has been demolished, so there’s that.
SavagePatchKids
#6 nope, because the hospital and I traveled through space as well
treed240z
Rules state you're not allowed to draw on anyone passed out if they take their shoes off. I doubt that baby is wearing shoes. What a jerk.
Ghlargh
How does that work in countries where everyone takes their shoes off indoors?
treed240z
I'm gonna be honest, I'm not versed in international rules of parties.
Ghlargh
I mean... the theory stands since no one has ever drawn on passed out people at any party i've been at.
GamerDad82
The bomb suit one made me laugh… in the middle of court!
user7618
It's a level A hazmat suit. Also, you're not running anywhere in it. Waddle? Yes. Cut a hole in it or you'll suffocate.
GamerDad82
Close enough.
YourIceCreamMan
Give them to me now
Someshithead241
#2 Trouble with centaurs is, people don't think they have unique biology and instead act like they are two species stitched together.
maybeamonster
OnyxTurret
'Cause it's hard to rob them from under the dog.
DorsalSauna
I would never rob the free dog.
nobletrex
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Flamingnub
And much like anti-vax kids it never gets old.
Clayman8
To buy it costumes and a hat so he cant be recognized. Make him properly incorgnito.
TI99Kitty
That's terrible! I love it!
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
Indognito was right there…
LightningMcQueef
You sweet summer child
maybeamonster
I am as sour a creature as ever sloughed out of a vagina in the less pleasant later half of fall, when the world is but overcast cold mud
Scientist99
Well, free stuff is free stuff.
LogarithmicRhinoceros
#13 The game plan is to fuck Bigfoot.
Paoloc0mments
I said I had a big foot fetish.
thedewser
Establish dominance
swedeonamoose
#11 Fun fact, in Sweden in the 90's there was a commercial where a kid would put a snail on the eye of people who didnt pay their tv license
mondeca
I don't know how much a TV license costs, but I bet I could pay that kid to go away for less money.
swedeonamoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J03eeYQ72Y0
Grubbet
Tv licence? Wtf is that? Is it still a thing?
Ghlargh
And now it's a universal TV tax and you can't decide not to pay anymore...
swedeonamoose
which is fair i guess, hell i never paid it before cuz i "didnt own a tv"
Ghlargh
I would have liked to see them fixing their frankly ridiculous spending rather than forcing everyone to keep paying though. It's a good ->
swedeonamoose
i'm still salty about them cancelling a show about hunting for one about fat people wanting to dance ballet -.- and that was many years ago.
Ghlargh
-> service but they burn too much money on nothing because the organization has gotten too used to having too much money.