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People are like, " you're so pretty, how are you still single?", but this is how I am when I'm being flited with and don't realize.
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It's not the size of the croc in the fight but the size of the fight in the croc.
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BIC777
#7 MOM! Gimme some money. The 'Nip man is coming!
mygodhasabiggerdick
The 'Clonk Clonk Clonk' of that gator skull made my day.
willpostanything
#3 bro, you need to sing the dubstep songs
Cosmicfisherman
#1 Go on...
RElGNMAN
#1 Keep on no matter how adverse your situation may be...
jtwood
#3
irisewithredeyes
#9 That's stand up comedy, right there.
TheBunnyPants
#4 literally loled
MuffinProof
#5 Fat penguin
Feralkyn
That crocodile one is animal abuse in a leather/meat farm. There's vids of him using some kind of electric prod on them repeatedly, apparently just to show them freeze/stiffen. I assume it's how they're killing them there. It's VERY fucked up.
divjnky
#7 Now that's the kind of dealer I support!
terajack2048
Price will go up and they start cutting it with parsley
Dannyalcatraz
#8 Back in the 1990s, a lot of guys would wear an oversized braided leather belt (sometimes with a silver tip), and would tuck the excess over the back of the buckle to go straight down parallel to the fly & thigh.
Definitely sending a message.
filiuspelei
The last one sealed the upvote
Traust
#5 Polar bears can break the ice but that depends on how thick the ice is, I mean if they could break any ice then they would have lots of trouble living in the Arctic.
MarsIsAfire
+1 for all the sources.
ConsumerOfStories
#5 Polar bears may be the largest marine fissipeds, but marine pinniped (e.g., walruses), sirenian (e.g., manatees), and of course cetacean (e.g., whales) mammals get quite a bit larger.
MuffinProof
Manatees? You mean sea cows.
Hoopdajon
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Mm54dzN1enJoNWFmdHdyODcxZ2kzd3JwMDlkM3kzbXR4MzlpZXg1dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/200w.webp I was yelling at my phone
BHPaperstacks
She said largest marine animals too... not mammals. I checked like four times. She says they're the largest marine animals on the earth. My all consuming rage at a socially awkward autistic nerd joke being so badly wrong is fucking burning me to a crisp.
technicallycorrect
Thank youuuuuu!
philmoregraves
#9 them: how high are you. Me: probably 6ft watching this, and yes
SOLARvsFACISM
#7
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player2joined
#7 lol
WhereDidTheLastHourGo
#1 Boomtown?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
#9 now for the next step in this reasoning...
Frndlylion
#7 Getting the neighborhood cats bombed on nip is the kid of super villan I aspire to be.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
#1 - Steven Segal has really let himself go.
TIREDGANG
Wait, come back! Teach me more about being a slut - this sounds useful lol
q2grapple
#2 what? No smart glasses?
RevengeIsIceCream
There's going far for the bit, and there's going too far... ;)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
He's a parody actor, not a pervert.
RetrogradeLlama
#4 Send this guy a note that his chopping block is a foot too tall. He's missing the part of the downstroke where the maul accelerates to speed.
Chilichunks
To be fair, he's just pretending so he can blow some dudes back out.
wuapinmon
That doesn't look thick enough to be a maul/go-devil. Looks like a regular axe.
farreep
He swaps to a maul halfway through.
raitchison
#6 Reminds me of a video of a bunch of gators (maybe crocs) in an enclosure being fed. One of them goes for a hunk of chicken and ends up grabbing the leg of the one next to them, then proceeds to deathroll the leg completely off.
Meanwhile the other gator, now with 3 legs, looks at the first gator like: bruh!
filiuspelei
Man I was thinking of that same video!
Feralkyn
Crocs 100%, and it wasn't deliberate. It couldn't see where the food landed and thought it'd grabbed it. Felt real bad for them both
Anarric
Do those grow back though!?
taralanth
No
idiotsonfire
Typically limb regrowth in lizards reaches a limit when they get to a certain size, sadly.
Ectoplasmontoast
I vaguely remember reading an article related to this, about how badass croc/alligator immune systems are. They live in some of the nastiest environments, suffering injuries such as this but don't get infections. But I suppose they've had plenty of time to get it right by now.
idiotsonfire
I've read something along those lines as well.
BorkasonBork
Crocodile bites foot off another crocodile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4
blzrdphoto
“Look he’s bleeding”. Oh ya think?!?!?!