This is "next level" drunk

saboten13

I love how upon closer inspection, the solution is to try drinking it again

8 years ago |

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RelartOfGivia

Epic

8 years ago |

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TheTruthHurts51

Bret Kavanaugh at Yale right before attempting a devil's triangle where he will boof the girl.

8 years ago |

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HeDaGeiBoi

How to know someone is blacked out on autopilot: their eyes are closed.

8 years ago |

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cactuskid1956

Fake news

8 years ago |

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TacoFox

I bet he's got dry mouth.

8 years ago |

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ImTheGodOfHellfire

Then you haven’t tried hard enough.

8 years ago |

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DurgaSyn

I watched my dwarf friend try to drink a french fry once. Good times.

8 years ago |

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eulomelo

BRASIL!!!

8 years ago |

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anddeathithinkisnoparenthesis

I love that he straightens the can though. Drunk, but with manners. No one likes a mess.

8 years ago |

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MostlyToasty24

How do people stay on their feet at that level. I fall asleep way before I get that drunk

8 years ago |

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d0uble0h

I once got so drunk I tried to open my front door with my inhaler.

8 years ago |

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ReturnOfActionCheese

Goes down smooth

8 years ago |

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MysteryHamSandwich

Well. They’re for sensitive palettes.

8 years ago |

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galapas

8 years ago |

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Jupman

Are these the types that drive and do 120mph

8 years ago |

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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife

One sip - ok, we all fuck up. Second sip - dude....

8 years ago |

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BeeTheFlower

Hello darkness, my old friend!!

8 years ago |

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Jerojero

One time I was so drunk I tried to eat smoker wood chips... it took me 3 chips to figure out they weren’t ruffles

8 years ago |

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justdid

I am NOT partying hard enough

8 years ago |

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gustavohollow9

Brazil is number 1

8 years ago |

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LuckyJynX

Plot twist bartender said : try this drink!

8 years ago |

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creamedLead

I have done that before.

8 years ago |

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siler7

TASTES GREAT

8 years ago |

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thugg77

so tuesday

8 years ago |

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awhitty1

I've been there

8 years ago |

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emptyammocans

And staged.

8 years ago |

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thisisanoriginalusernameithink

Of all the drugs, it’s this vile shit that was elected to be the internationally sponsored legal drug of choice for the populace? Insane...

8 years ago |

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Bacicot

This one’s a little dry, with a strong nose.

8 years ago |

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D33RLORD

Bahaha. He turned it around and tried again.

8 years ago |

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iwarthan59

I’ve been there but with weed

8 years ago |

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galapas

The person recording clearly saw it coming.

8 years ago |

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MrPuckett

Been there. Blew a .42 when I went to jail in the spring time. Lifelong addict/alcoholic, have been sober ever since!

8 years ago |

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LuckyJynX

Congratz, keep it sober!

8 years ago |

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KittenItaly

That's awesome to hear. My uncle has been an alcoholic as long as I've known him. He's been told he could only have a couple years left(1/2)

8 years ago |

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KittenItaly

at 54 and just won't stop despite how much it upsets my Aunt. I've lost all respect for him. You I respect, good luck, stay strong.

8 years ago |

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ImSorryFriend

Holy shit, I didn't think that much was survivable.

8 years ago |

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MrPuckett

Yeah the COs say it was the highest they had seen (discounting some suicide attempts) I remember it all pretty well...unfortunately.

8 years ago |

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galapas

I have heard speak of the ‘.500 Club’ for those that are fortunate enough to live.

8 years ago |

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