my pet rooster/alarm clock

Aug 4, 2025 12:30 PM

ManoloBIahnik

Views

33710

Likes

952

Dislikes

45

That thing would be turned into chicken cacciatore that night.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thats a honkin heavy rooster, thunderin'

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Word of advice, turn the sound on for the tippy tappies.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tippy taps, but also with added cartoony 'boing' when it jumps.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good cock, dude.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back when my grandfather was alive I visited his farm in S Korea. The rooster that woke me up every morning became my nemesis. He caught me angrily scolding it. So, he had a local clean it and my grandmother pressure cooked it. It was so chewy, but satisfying. The man had a wonderful sense of humor.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wish a chicken would love/hate me this much.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've lived it. It's all fun and games until the roo breaks a window because he is no longer fit to sleep outside, populated the neighborhood, k*lls his sons for being aggressive... but on the flip side here's my baby Muffin who would bring me mushrooms

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a purple mushroom??? I think she was trying to kill you

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wood Blewit. It's actually edible. She was good about "asking" about if things could be eaten

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ready to eat.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rooster used crowing, it was not very effective

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until it shits on you

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it WILL shit on you

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they actually made boing noises when they jump I'd have several just for my amusement.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

man, he gave it 100%

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one is talking about the ROOSTER w his bare feet in the PILLOW omg I’d flip out. Wash my bedding.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

PUT SOME SHOES ON

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the most rooster-sounding rooster I've ever heard.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe you wasted the opportunity to call him an alarm cock!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let teenagers sleep.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That boy is on a mission, daym that eager determination.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't seem to be working.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I'm sure an unexpected cock in the face would make any girl jump right out of bed

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate videos with the all the extra sfx and stupid Facebook shit

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am 33 and on my days off i don't get out of bed before 12, and most ( not all ) morning people are a fucking pain in the ass acting as if they have a moral high ground.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

As a morning person, I agree.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And god forbid you wanna talk to them after 10 pm

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or 3am! Turns out some morning people suddenly get a lot more understanding once you outmorning them a couple of times.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Teenagers sleep really long because they need a lot of sleep..

1 year ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 5

Right? They're still growing, and you need rest for that. Except now they don't get to take naps like they did when they were kids. If sleeping in is the worst thing your teen is doing, let them sleep, they've earned it for good behavior at the very least.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

If they are sleeping then they aren't out causing problems...

1 year ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I've known teenagers that can do both. I've been those teenagers!

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Way to sleep!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, nuts to that. Let’s make them be at school by 7:30 AM.

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Lol, my ass was up at 4:30am to catch a bus at 5:30am to be at school for 7:30am. I have severe insomnia as an adult.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you live inside a black hole in the middle of nowhere?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I lived in town but was being bussed to the middle of nowhere via a bus that first had to go to south nowhere pick up kids then north nowhere on opposite side of town to drop us off at school, and believe it or not I was not the first pickup in the morning.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddamn

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then let's give a lot of bitter adults power over them, demonize them constantly, ruin the planet they're inheriting, design the system so they can't win, jail them if they sneeze wrong, punish them if they get bullied, and complain that in our day and age we accomplished so much more with so much less until they finally snap!

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Jesus Christ! Chill out Satan. Gotta leave some punishment for hell.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We’re already there.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Turns out it's unhealthy for teenagers to have school before 10am but apparently our archaic early bird society structure is more important than something as silly as the wellbeing of our young

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Also unhealthy if their parent don’t have jobs because kids want to sleep in.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What does teenagers starting school later have to do with their parents' jobs?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Transportation and activities

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If school is finished by 3 then they can all work part-time minimum wage jobs after school. Think of the economy!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I forgot to consider the poor shareholders, how silly of me!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A big, thick cock? Ok....

1 year ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 14

I know.... Who would use a video of a thick and tasty looking cock to wake a teen?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Right to the White House, right away*.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Daughter?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else find entirely tile floored house and its layout really strange? Like, is this the dining room bath kitchen bedroom?

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

No

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its called living somewhere hot

1 year ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

normal in hot and humid areas, carpets get soggy and wood will swell after time.

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I mean carpet floors are disgusting in any climate

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. First apartment had carpet. Hated it. Current apartment is all tile, much better.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

relatives of us had carpet for many years and they were heavy smoker... you can imagine the smell.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I assume it's another country and they have different styles of tastes, but I also grew up poor, so I'm not unaccustomed to the idea of a bed in the living room because there aren't enough rooms for everyone.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Look like my mother in-law's house in Thailand. Not strange at all.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tiled bedrooms have the same weird energy as carpeted bathrooms.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I've never raised chickens, but it's my understanding that they are NOT housetrained. Now, would you rather be *continually* cleaning rooster guano off of smooth tile, or out of carpet?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Maybe you should leave your country more often and explore the world to become less ignorant. It's clearly a bedroom.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

I was stumped by the fact that Americans can't call a bedroom a bedroom if it doesn't have a built in closet!

Like wtf, a room is a room, put a bed (and optionally a cabinet) in it and voilà... Bedroom!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not everybody can afford to travel. I can't even afford to go to the store, nevermind a different country. But I've seen rooms like this on the internet plenty of times.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks for legitimate answers. Now I feel like a bit of an uncultured, privileged, judgmental asshole. Whoops 😅

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Live and learn. The world is a big, beautiful, endlessly interesting place.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turning 50 in a few days, and I still rarely get out of bed before noon. Why do people want to treat that as some kind of moral failing? I don't get it.

1 year ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 13

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"Conform to my schedule or I'll abuse you" was my Mom's way to fix me sleeping 8 hours because I liked being a night owl.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yep, saw that and gave it a solid updoot :)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I stopped drinking loads and now get tons of shit for going to bed early. I dunno what to say to them. Fuck you? maybe

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's me rn. 11:30am. Went to bed around 3 or 4am.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, 3 posts later...
/gallery/night-owls-early-birds-FYdpTeL#Fa7v5bW

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, felt very apropos :)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could, if I wake and it's gone 8am, I can't get back to sleep. Just one lie in, please.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish you could too :)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm running 54, I never sleep in past 7am.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Me too. But what I hate is the 2 hour wakeup everyone else needs, watching fucking today or GMA, I can't fucking do that. I'm up, I'm ready to go.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Great, if that makes you happy. :) I'm not knocking people who like to get up early, just those who judge those of us who don't, just because we prefer a different schedule.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

44, no job, I get up at 7 sleep at midnight. No idea how folk sleep til noon unless they go to bed at 5am

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

I mean, I usually go to bed between 4 and 5am, so that tracks. :) I've got a job, but I can set my own hours, so then I work when I feel most productive, which is usually between 5pm and 2am or so.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Different age groups require different amounts of sleep, and even then individuals in each group have different needs. Why care about the sleep patterns of others at all?

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

This person didn't say they cared. Just said they didn't understand. Im up at 7-8 myself at the very latest, no matter what, so I also don't understand. My teenage son sleeps till 10-11 and then I wake him up because we have stuff to do. If someone isn't me or my kids, I don't care where, when or how they sleep. I just don't understand it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Because the world doesnt stop turning. I like to get brunch, go to an early movie, tend to my plants before it gets hot, I need to let my dog go potty, I have a list of chores/errands to get done. Oh, also, a job.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 38

Shove it all in your butt.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sorta like the world doesn't stop turning at the end of the day. It's nice to get up in the afternoon, and then start to be active as the sun goes down and enjoy the cool night air. But all these early risers are useless after 8:00 PM

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

? I get up at 6:20 every day, the sun is my alarm clock. I am up until 12ish each night. Wake up refreshed the next day. Even after a few Old Fashions and Manhattans. Just because we wake up early doesn't mean we go to bed early. We just enjoy having more of the actual day.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

6 hours is not nearly enough sleep for most of us.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Implying people who don't get up early don't have jobs either? Have you heard of night shift?

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So, you want to get things done early. Cool. How is someone else living their life differently worse? Why is you getting brunch or going to an early movie "better" than eating a late lunch and catching a late-night movie? The world keeps turning at night, too, but that doesn't seem to interest you.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah, do what you want to do when you want to do. I'm not judging that. I'm self-employed and set my own hours, which means I do a lot of my work between 17:00 and 02:00 and feel most productive then. If I have errands, I do them before I sit down to work, in the early afternoon after breakfast. It's the judging about it that annoys me.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Maybe someone wants to hang out with you at a reasonable hou

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 18

Plenty of reasonable hours between noon and 02:00. :) I can always rearrange my work a little to make that work. I'm not the only one who keeps these kinds of hours. My wife does too, and several of our friends. And the ones that get up earlier still overlap for a good chunk of the day.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ah, but... see, YOU need to accommodate others, who are living their life "correctly" by getting up early. By no means should they need to inconvenience themselves in any way, just because YOU're doing it wrong or whatever the fuck TexMexHex is talking about.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the age old battle between night people, who considerately try not to wake others, and the bastard "morning people" who seem to make as much noise as possible and somehow think people who go to bed at 4 am and get up at noon are lazy when they themselves go to bed at 10pm and get up at 7am.

1 year ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 2

I'm a night owl. My GF owns her own business and works from home. I work hybrid, but the days I'm out in the field require me to be up at like 5-530a. I make every attempt not to wake her up. She does not hesitate to wake up me up to ask me the most innane questions and it drives me nuts. I've never seen someone asleep and thought to wake them up outside of an emergency.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Give me an example of these questions

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If its "wanna have a quickie?" then its allowed. Anything else it better be an emergency!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe that was her second question but your grumpy tude cock blocked yourself... deep thoughts friend

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I had a roommate like that. I worked 3rd shift, getting home at 730am. He'd come in after his classes finished in the mornings, about 10:30-11, into MY ROOM, to play WoW. We had a come to Jesus moment, and I helped him get his own pc to play on. Still best friends with that asshole morning person.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's disrespectful as fuck. Breaking that down, and assuming it's a truthful account, representative of a broader behavioural pattern, then she prioritizes the basic physiological needs of other human beings below gratifying her own curiosity.

Which is, if nothing else, a red flag.

If you explain your feelings on the matter, someone who sees other people as, well, people should at least understand, even if they don't change their behaviour.
But if the notion confuses her, I'd be concerned.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

She raised 2 disabled children by herself fot 20 years. In her world the adults in the house are on call 24/7 regardless of how minor. Breaking years of conditioning isn't an easy task. Even as adults her kid will still come knocking on our door at 1 am because they don't feel good, or they have a nose bleed etc.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like separate room time if possible!

I'm on year 10 of marriage and sleeping apart now and then has not killed our affection for each other. If I stay up too late, I will just couch crash vs risking waking my partner up.

But as a mum of 3, I sympathize with your partner. It does feel like we're on call 24/7 for our children but deprivation of sleep is a war crime.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to agree. I'm sure we are just getting a snapshot of the situation; I can't believe this happens all the time or surely the rage would come through at some point... But this is basically common decency and should be addressed, at least for me it would have to be.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will say (as a night person who has had to do the morning person schedule) night people are worse than they think at being quiet.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 8

That's why I stopped

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least we make an effort.

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Agreed. My family would use comments like "Get a real job!" Bitch, I make more than you, most nights! Or "It's hard being quiet, you just need to get used to it!"

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

My parents would be super helpful and suggest 'why don't you go to bed when you get off work?'

So I can be up for 10 hours already before work and be already tired from a full day?
Like... you're gonna come home from work and go to bed at 630?

Such a tough concept!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0