Scottish teaching English to English

Mar 16, 2017 6:13 PM

BlinkAndImGone

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stir the haggis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Hmm, do I upvote because it's somewhat amusing or downvote because Nicola Sturgeon is a cunt? Tough decision.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 19

his tweet is also a poorly formed Haiku

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHES A WITCH BUUUURNERRRRRR

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

What a Cox

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this woman.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Traitor's what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 18, 2017 6:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well played. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She complains about incorrect apostrophe usage but types "pls" rather than "please" like a goddamn teenager?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Character limits my friend

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then be more efficient with language! Don't debase yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No guys, I really want to know what happens to Traitor's question mark.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what does happen to traitor's hang?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God i love auntie Nic

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

The fact that she then used 'pls' annoys me to no end.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Lass got sass

9 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 3

she'd deckya

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And most likely an ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lass' sass

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Lass' Ass

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact. My name is Sean Sweeney and one time for art we did displays in the lunch room. Teacher printed the name Seans Weeney.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is she fishing for attention?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

its getting that way, everything thats said politically in london she has to pop up and comment against

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Okay no one got my joke. Ouch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i noticed it, the thing is when you live with the shit she pulls, its a lot less funny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hyphen is incorrect, that isn't how you spell "please" and you are missing the final full stop.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Character limits, Twitter has them. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i like Scotland more now since they're red-pilled vs Brexit

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Comparing the SNP to theredpill is about as good a comparison as I've ever heard, to be fair...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What's red pilled?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

basically taking the harder option, but tbh that whole going on is far from over

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She only wants what's best for Nigel.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anything beyond XTC, this reference?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooyoooo

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm amused at how many Englishmen are upset at the Scots daring to speak for themselves

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 14

yeah, pretty ironic calling her a traitor considering brexiteers' actions are highly likely to break up the uk

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Same thing could be said about people getting upset at UK citizens speaking for themselves

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 8

*England *Wales

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

It's more that the scots and the Uk are even more deeply entwined than with the EU. UK supports Scotland a fair ways financially

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

No it doesn't, the reverse is true.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Scotland supports the UK, that what your getting at?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

https://fullfact.org/economy/do-scots-contribute-more-taxes-rest-uk-13582/ old article, new stats probably show oil rev down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just assumed that London would be the place that pays the most and gains the least.But wow, they are the hub.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You also need to take into account how much is spent on social services in Scotland vs UK - their university's are still free.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably a lot to take into account, not sure why it was dv as I was just supplying sources. Imgur is not the place for this really.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is probably just me being an ignorant Englishman, but shouldn't she wait? If she wants a referendum then cool, but...(1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 11

The cynic in me suspects its to force the UKGov to adopt a more Scotland friendly negotiating stance with the EU during Brexit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it likely is but also may has to be shrewd going into negotiations and not giving concessions left and right

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe this isn't the place for political debate...ah, too late!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...you never know when the Great Old Ones will emerge from the depths and render politics more meaningless than it already is(2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some Scots claim that London doesn't help them, yet also believe that a German finance minister in Brussels will be more attentive.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Given how messed up the next few years are gonna be while negotiating with the EU, wouldn't it be worth waiting it's all sorted?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

She's aiming at 2018/19.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When "it's all sorted", Scotland will be out of the EU along with the rest of UK, and would have to re-apply through lengthy process.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The government will be heavily focused on dealing with brexit and will not have the time to do a stay campaign. She's a devious bitch.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're an idiot - and exactly the sort of pillock that one would expect to vote Brexit and try and drag everyone down with you

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

1) I voted Remain 2) Please explain how wanting more information on a subject I'm unfamiliar with makes me a pillock

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Also there is an argument to be made that brexit will be less likely if UK knows they would loose Scotland in the process. /shrug

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better for them to get out now since they'll have to negotiate their own trade deals after they split anywho. No need for em to do it twice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's much more likely to win a referendum now than in two years. Not about what's best it's all about what she wants.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 7

It might be more about making sure her country's inhabitants still have the option of a lifeboat before May singlehandedly pulls the plug

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Either way Scotland leaves the EU. It's politics nothing more.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Umm...Politics is what it's all about. What everything is about. Lead or be led.. I know which I'd prefer

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When the boat hits an iceberg, you leave before the ship sinks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

It does look like she's trying to pull the move Cameron did. 'I'll give them the referendum, I'll get voted in next election!'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cameron called for the referendum to shut up the far right, believing the voters would not be swayed by lies/propaganda and vote no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That still 'gives people what they want' and gets him voted in once more on the back of it. It was personal gain for him too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if there's no guarantee the lifeboats will get you to safety.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yes, you would because you KNOW the ship is sinking.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sure is. But being stuck in a lifeboat doesn't guarantee safety, aid or rescue either, you walnut. Out of the frying pan and all that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my understanding is that the want indyref2 to be in 2018/19 after the full brexit deal is public, but before its enacted

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Westminster used continued EU membership as a campaign point in advocating Scots not vote for independence. I'd be pissed too.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Having questions doesn't make you ignorant. A lot of us Scots who were (NO) at Indyref1 are torn. We've been fucked over by Westminster +

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Holyrood. But I voted no on the basis I knew the oil claims were bullshit and EU membership...now, like many, I'm more open to chancing it.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

im on the hedge with the eu thing, ive seen some of the close up and dirty of the eu through work and not sure ill be sad to see it go

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not blind to the faults. I just figured EU Vs Westminster mitigated enough on both sides.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

id probably prefer westminster if it was one or the other, the more i think about the eu the more... unbothered i am about leaving

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Either way, times are going to be hard.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you think the vote should be after negotiations or before?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think that the vote should have been proposed for 2020 or 2024. But that comes from the belief that referenda should not be a regular

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SNP aren't asking for it now but in 18-24 months. Should know brexit position/deal but still be before exit (I think) perfect timing imo

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What did Sturgeon do that makes her a traitor?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

She betrayed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ask to redo referendum on scottish independence

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dared to propose a second scottish independence referendum since England is well set to leave EU

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 8

Oh, so did what we all knew was going to happen cause of brexit. Gotcha.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

The Welsh voted for it too, it's not all on us.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

safe to say the welsh are english lapdogs. they were gaining much more from eu membership than anywhere else in uk. sorry wales, needs said.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's like pointing to your special needs baby and saying, "Hey, she shit on the floor too, it wasn't just me."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

The UK is leaving the EU not just England.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

....unfortunately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

In your opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

in majority scottish opinion, not mine. and it's "unfortunate" as little englanders show so little concern & foresight about the uk's future

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The UNITED KINGDOM voted to leace the EU, we didnt vote as four nations, we voted as one.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 20

Only English see it that way. We (Scotland), overwhelmingly voted to remain.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

true, but your votes would have effected us has it been the other way, thats what you agree to when you take a vote.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

But it can NEVER be the other way can it? If you took Scotlands vote out of the last 30 gen elections it wouldn't make a bit of difference.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Almost all regions mostly voted to stay, it was mostly England that voted leave

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Most of England AND Wales, if we had voted as seperate nations abd pooled resultes then you would have a case but we didnt and you dont.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Most people not in England feel ignored because they voted to stay, while most people in England voted to leave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Also the EU has said repeatedly that it wouldnt want Scotland yet that hag keeps pushi g for referendum after referendum until she gets the

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

Result she wants, Scotland is better with the UK and would sink and colapse on its own because we are the only ones who will have it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12