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Aug 26, 2019 8:16 AM
markedasread
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2016
132
CompletelyUniqueUsername
People get arrested for shoplifting at the dollar store. This is that.
ScrapyardCosmonaut
Hello ikea? I’m missing the big ass particle board pieces, yes.... they uh slipped through a crack in my ac grating or some shit
aweebitbmpy
I built it one piece at a time and it didn’t cost me a dime...
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tyymyywyymyy
Good bot
deskspud
Only a fool would be honest or moral or right
attofreak
Idk, seems good deal for a few hundred bucks of furniture...
dirtydanisreal
Oh yeah, it's all coming together...
tygerpsimatrix
And at the end of it; you still manage to have leftovers.
KhakiChan
This is how I got a free m16 workjngbin the arms room when I was in the army, took 4 years
ThorinShiguini
You wouldn't download a Paasmjorkel
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
That's too much work for Ikea furniture
tomyironmane
One piece at a tiiime...
idiosamatik
I got it one piece at a time-didn’t cost me a dime-you’ll know it’s me when I come through your town...
tomyironmane
Gonna ride around in style. Gonna drive everybody wild. I'll have the only one there is around.
CaptainThePirate
Or pay 8 bucks for your double wide bed with matching candles and a free side of stuffing.
LetMeinNow
Oh I nut more than once a month...
CanadianCobraChicken
Including November?
DeHumpty
Especially November
GermanSausageIsTheWurst
Stay healthy, avoid No Nut November
RandAIFlagg
extra in November
legofham
We have to make up for those who abstain, if the average nutting number drops entropy begins
Fleaofpain
No. You get wood in November.
JZKillaT68
And then soak yer logs in December
palelegionnaire1204
https://youtu.be/5GhnV-6lqH8
88wut
It’s faster to download all of the parts.
michealangleo
FrankTheCube
juzzfuzz
The guardian of repost, known to be misheard, ignored and forgotten, tries to tell: all has happened before and all will come to pass again
Golgothanworm
jmotolaw
*angrily* Yorgim borngin dork.- Ikea probably
cloudmarusan
/a/jA1tRzL
DrKenAdams
Didn't someone make an entire memory foam mattress out of samples they ordered?
buttwheek
So? You sleep on the floor?
tonalstates
He sleeps on scraps and bolts... for now
nobodywhatsoever
NoT aNy MoRe!
wetbandits23
We don’t ship spare parts.
yowen2000
Yeah when I ordered my kitchen I was missing the sink drain, but that was its own part number, they did send me that.
HedonistBeard
Oh cool, so this package I just got with a spare part for my thingy, it just randomly appeared after I contacted IKEA customer service?
gqkris
You are just spare parts, aren’t ya bud?
wetbandits23
Yup
Caphalor
Sure we do. Just gotta have a receipt and go to the store and make a compelling argument
forelle
30 times in a row? Even if nobody would notice, it would be more economical to work minimum wage and just buy the damn thing.
Caphalor
I believe they put the number of the receipt into a database to make sure this doesn't happen too often
wetbandits23
Yeah people come to the store for spare parts which we have tons of but we’ve never shipped them to anyone
Caphalor
Our store does. If something isn't available here they order it by mail. Small parts only of course. Like the plug of a bathroom sink
skydivingbigfoot
I get shipped around all the time and I'm nothing but spare parts.
ThatShiftyMonkey
YoungsterJoey19
Can confirm we do not ship spare parts
plainoldusername
Are you guys ikea?
YoungsterJoey19
Yes
hankdogg
The first one was IK, the second EA
JohnSnot
So we need to assemble even comments, makes sense
CaptainMarkoRamius
The second one will sell you half a table, then sell the rest of it for installments of $30 each.
Invyggle
IK is dead.
nmgwynn
Yup
Rektastic
I think you just insulted the second person by calling them EA
illmx
SICK BURN
hankdogg
Oh shit, my apologies. Nobody can be that bad.