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My bf left this comment on my recent profile picture. I didn't know how to cleverly respond so, of course, I asked one of my friends for help. Here are some of the best responses he came up with.
UltraColdMatter
"may I check your pulse because I think we are beating in sync"
UltraColdMatter
"I would like to investigate two-body collisions with you"
UltraColdMatter
" I'm accelerating towards you because we have an attractive potential"