I had two Superbowl halftime shows

Feb 7, 2017 6:00 PM

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If she isn't in a spot to say comfortably say no, you can't trust her when she says yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the title alone. Hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why can't couples act like adults and discuss marriage before the proposal?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hopefully he was a Falcons fan, so he felt the one-two-comborooo!

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

She probably wanted to wait till the DNA test results.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No as in no I don't want to marry you... or no this is a shitty proposal try again.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He feels like Falcons, no rings.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smashing Pumpkins

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't already know the answer, you might have a bad time.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

1)I feel if you haven't already talked about marriage and can't be sure about the response, proposing in public is kinda blackmaily. There's

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2) a lot of social pressure to say yes and the public let-down will give the proposer automatic sympathy points.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea, I've seen people get nasty towards a woman who turned down a public proposal for breaking the dude's heart. I'm "you don't know them"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Anyone who proposes at a superbowl party doesn't deserve to be married.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

With all that pressure, you have to respect "no".

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What was the environment like after she said "no"?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Does she not know the implications?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why ask a question that comes off as a threat? No means no, no how much peer pressure the other decides to put on them. He's the idiot.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only thing my gf told me is not on a significant day like bday or holiday. She wants it to be its own awesome day.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So romantic

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NEVER propose in public!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard that public spectacle stuff is really bad, sometimes forces the girl to say yes when she hadn't thought it all the way through

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yea, women are kind of socially conditioned to not cause conflict and may feel pressured to say yes to keep from hurting feelings

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Never propose to someone in a group. Friend did that she said yes. Then they were alone and she told him no. It's rude

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

It's not rude, it's a preference, and the person proposing should know how their beloved feels about it before popping the question.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

It's rude to put someone on the spot like that, especially if they're shy.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

indeed. i know a girl who's bf proposed to her, in front of her family, so she felt obligated to say yes, but she doesn't want to marry him

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Don't propose in public.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So that wasn't the only thing people weren't expecting...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would have said yes were it a superb owl party.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real problem is people who propose in public without talking to your s.o. first. There shouldn't be a question of the answer.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

O man, I have this crazy thing planned in 2 weeks to propose to my girlfriend if she says no it'll be a super embarrassing day

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 8

Do not do that. Start talking about marriage, how you envision your lives unfolding. Avoid wedding cliches. Marriage matters, nothing else

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't - don't propose in public unless you know for sure. She may feel pressured to say yes when she's not ready to avoid humiliation.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Prospose in private, but with a secret photographer!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we get a gif of her saying no?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You Canadian? You seem Canadian.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Not Canadian but I had sex with one in college so I could have caught something, the Maple Leaf Fever

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

A case of the polites

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You're playing yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you don't already know the answer, you might want to reconsider.

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That doesn't promote aggressiveness. Someone hacked this peanuts account!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

sometimes i stick pickles up my ass, also, that is hilarious!

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 19

I thought i was the only one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

user name checks out

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Goddammit asspickle! You're everywhere!!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I fart on windows and lick the condensation. That shit is funny af

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never understand these big surprise proposals. Talk to your partner about your future relationship goals and compliment them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A marriage is huge thing involving both people it needs to be discussed beforehand not just sprung on someone to make a decision right there

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some prefer that, others don't. There's no right way to do it. It always involves you signing the same paper in the end.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just wondering, if she said "no" do they continue dating?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered this too. That would be awkward lol. Like, "ha ha hey babe.. remember when I proposed and you rejected me? Good times"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've always wondered this too. That would be awkward lol. Like, "ha ha hey babe.. remember when I proposed and you rejected me? Good times"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've always wondered this too. That would be awkward lol. Like, "ha ha hey babe.. remember when I proposed and you rejected me? Good times"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've always wondered this too. That would be awkward lol. Like, "ha ha hey babe.. remember when I proposed and you rejected me? Good times"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've always wondered this too. That would be awkward lol. Like, "ha ha hey babe.. remember when I proposed and you rejected me? Good times"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I've always wondered this too. That would be awkward lol. Like, "ha ha hey babe.. remember when I proposed and you rejected me? Good times"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Ha! Who proposes at a super bowl party?

9 years ago | Likes 799 Dislikes 7

Someone who get rejected.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, i love the bbq wings. Also babe I was wondering if you wanna get married? You can decide after passing me the guacamole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same one who'd probably drop the ring into the plate of wings.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey babe do you want to spend the rest of our lives together? Also when are the wings getting here?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You mean around your friends and family...idk people are so stupid trying to involve their loved ones.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Someone who gets turned down. Apparently.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Probably why she said, "no".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The kind of guy you say "no" to.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This is a perfect moment, the wings are just right, the Coors Light is crisp, my team is up. It's time."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AMERICA DOES

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A superb owl might.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A Patriots fan couple

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently single guys

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The same guy who thought the Falcons would win and he marry his girlfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

He's probably got a nice tattoo that says "Falcons Superbowl LI Champions"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It could be worse, you could be the Dallas Cowboys or even worse the The browns.

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