mrAlfaDuck
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Nov 26, 2016 5:27 PM
mrAlfaDuck
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donimals
Who was a better wrestler, the Big Boss Man or Nails?
flamedragon822
Is the answer to this yes/no question no?
mrAlfaDuck
Yes
ferb444
Think of words that rhyme with orange and purple.
VisualDepression
Sporange
mrAlfaDuck
Y u do dis
NeomaGhost
Porridge?
EternalHero
Would you kill slowpokes for their tails? They are a known delicacy.
ImBatman2010
I need to take a shower, but I'm not going to. Netflix has me in a strangle hold.
mrAlfaDuck
What do you watch? I like "the expanse" atm
RobertPackerbacker
Me wife and I put up new kitchen cabinets today to replace the ones that lost in the fire that we had a couple of months ago
sexualharassments
Why are they doing to be boring, baby?
mrAlfaDuck
I don't understand what you are trying to say
sexualharassments
Fuck if I know, its hard to type when Im hard
Brozen
I woke up fresh three hours ago then went back to sleep for absolutely no reason. I dreamed about vacation while on vacation.
mrAlfaDuck
You're having a great day i guess
TheBigCheeseBandit
I became addicted to eating clocks.
TheBigCheeseBandit
Even though it's time consuming
theuniverseissoup
I was looking at toilets earlier today online. I'm mostly concerned with the flushing power to handle my large scale dumps. I shit daily.
mrAlfaDuck
Nice to know
toiletbrowser
daily? what are you a fucking casual? I'm like 4 times a day, up that fiber ya filthy casual.
theuniverseissoup
I was gonna bash you for waiving your privilege around like cock, but your user name has swayed my opinion
toiletbrowser
lol,seriously 90% of my browsing time is my poop time. the rest is right before bed. on the real, if it's once a day you should up you fiber
DeadnCold
Ok, let me get my dictionary so I may read it to you..
mrAlfaDuck
Yeah thats obviously so entertaining
VisualDepression
The Clintons are Lizard People conspiracy: They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian (1/?)
mrAlfaDuck
7/10 heard some theories about demon reptilians
VisualDepression
Gg m8 don't let them fool you
VisualDepression
(2/?) humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. They are our leaders, our corporate
VisualDepression
(3/?) executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors and Grammy-winning singers, and they're responsible for the Holocaust, the Oklahoma City
VisualDepression
(3/?) bombings and the 9/11 attacks. "Annunaki" (the reptiles) have controlled humankind since ancient times; they count among their number
VisualDepression
(4/?) Kissinger, Bill and Hillary Clinton and Bob Hope. lizards are behind secret societies like the Freemasons and the Illuminati.
VisualDepression
Done