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TLDR; guy discovers prostate masturbation, loves it.
Feb 19, 2016 6:30 AM
nathanielac
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TLDR; guy discovers prostate masturbation, loves it.
JokerMO
This should have been a green text.
therescue5
So this is probably the best thing I'm going to read today.
puppyfart
Um I'm disturbingly aroused.
Cellbeep76
This makes me so sad. My drumstick ran away and left me.
nebworb
If you like distressing stories about masturbstion check out Guts by Chuck Palahniuk.Three stories about masturbation,each more horrifying.
IHeartDicks
Waaay up your butthole morty
Gohomejim
These things are pointy!
rainbowpantalones
What a ride!
JAYK42
Wait wait wait, can we acknowledge the purple tip part? Is this normal?
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Just has to do with the blood pressure. More pressure means harder.
ItsFRONKENsteen
I'll admit, I've had a crap or two that left me in such afterglow I kinda wondered if that's what gay men felt like.
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
/r/pegging
VoPo
For more information: https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17c8oa/i_23m_just_discovered_prostate_stimulation_and_i
Bigcurly2000
I have gay friends who aren't at all interested in butt stuff. Being gay means being attracted to men, liking stuff in your bum doesn't 1/?
Bigcurly2000
automatically correlate. The reason a lot of gay men do butt stuff is because it's the closest thing to "intercourse" they can do. Source:
Bigcurly2000
I'm a very sheltered straight guy with some very chatty gay mates
HannahVick
I may or may not have dimmed the lights and closed the door while reading this
ICantComeUpWithAPunnyName
did you get a drumstick too?
HannahVick
Budum bum tsssssshloop
ICantComeUpWithAPunnyName
wow that sounds deep o.o
almightymakerofthings
Is it just that late, or is this hilarious to everyone else also
cunttliflower
I'm trying to stifle my laughs so I don't wake my roommates
Exactually
Happy international women's day!
MannyaCa
+1 for Deadpool
vonKaiser
Where's IPegOnTheFirstDate when you need her? lol
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
@IPegOnTheFirstDate
Kilo11
I hope this doesnt happen to me on my first prostate exam
jrau18
Just give yourself one ahead of time. Most of his reaction was from the surprise.
blackletum
Had my first exam a few years ago,was painful and embarrassing and I didnt discover any new fetish.If anything,I figured out what I dislike.
scuba7jb
My first exam the doc pushed down so hard I almost crumpled to the floor, follow up exams weren't bad at all.
tibetansandfox
That was a better read than I expected. I hope the OP finds a gal willing to give him some drumstick.
Spongybunny
Aye, or just tell the current GF the truth and see if that changes her mind any.
Cerinna
If she batshit freaks out at the way he is, would he really want to stay with her?
Spongybunny
I'm not saying he should if she acts that way, but sometimes people respond differently to hypothetical situations than to reality.
Cerinna
Very much true, and sometimes you just make it worse in your head and then in reality it turns out different.
Mavgurian
We men can get selflessly attached to other beings at times.
Cerinna
Well it's really easy for me to say "Leave the bitch" when I find lots of women are utter bitches to men. I'm no dude, no attachment.
ZombifiedNixon
Roosterteeth podcast
SgtPotshot
How did it go from pancakes to that?
Broomghost69
I didn't care about any comment but this one. Thanks friend.
nathanielac
Yes! That's actually where I heard about this. I believe it was podcast #362.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Which one?
Caylin
RT Podcast #362 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pluMxZYeR8
sp00kysadie
It's just the way guys are built! If my G-spot was up my ass I'd wanna explore that too. No shame in the game.
Flyndaran
Not this guy. I don't judge those that enjoy what they do, but dammit. Stop making statements about MY preferences and biology.
TheImgurianWhoSendsFriendlyAndFunnyMessagesToOtherImgurians
You got the same biology as the rest of humanity, so even if you don't want it, your G-spot is in your ass.
Flyndaran
One: g-spots are nonsense. Males can be forced to ejaculate through massage or electric stimulation. That DOES NOT make it pleasurable.
HaniiPuppy
The fact that men's g-spots are up the arse-hole is proof that either there's no God, or that God's a cunt.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Or God is extremly pro gay
TheTower52
Can confirm, have stuck things in my ass, am a dude
flavorfulless
Is there like a special way?Just asking b/c my SO &I experimented but I'm totally clueless.
TheTower52
Fuck loads of lube and go slow
lupusfulgaris
Lube liberally. Large loads. Like, LOTS.
LosMinefield
Lots of lube and communication
Monzeekee
weirdly, I'm a chick, and once I was gently introduced to anal, I.. came from it harder than P in V O.o Those were the scream worthy orgasms
DARfuckinROCKS
Yep.
sp00kysadie
Makes sense. Structurally speaking everything's pretty connected down there for us gals, and there's also tons of nerve endings in the area.
Cerinna
We just have the luxury of picking which exit they get to stick it in or what?
sp00kysadie
And how luxurious it is
Monzeekee
Mai ghad when you buzz the front with a vibrator, and he puts his D in one and finger in the other... Call an exorcist!!!
Axewhipe
Holy Fuck!
Monzeekee
EEEEEEEEEXACTLY!!!!!!
Mysterym4n
It sounds like he pulled this whole story out of his ass.
blackletum
nah he just pulled a kylecorn and found out something new about himself :P
lotrmith
He did. http://bash.org/?5775
siraachaaa
Wow. So vividly written and now I wonder if my bf is happy with me.. Hahaha
Brandycream
Me too !
HorseMcFucker
Bring It up? :D
BadgerWOOT
Well i feel the same. ?
skelekittycat
My bf has a porn addiction. I've been very concerned recently that I don't match up to his orgasms during porn. He's been very reassuring.
DorianBlack
Is it addiction level or just his most reliable tool for gratification. Addict level= disrupts daily life/can't do sex w/out etc.
skelekittycat
He was at the point of it being his main goal of the day. Thankfully we caught it before it affected his sex drive. It's been a long road.
ImJustADinosaur
That story made me want to fuck myself, that's how much I enjoyed it and I'm not even gay.
Baileyyj
Same fam.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
No homo
quarky
I think everyone is going to need an update on this.
Dominian
So claims the guy in the story, but he was thinking about picking up guys and isn't interested in sex with his GF, but in talking to her. ok
jazzchameleon
It's really well written, this guy could write for a living
pizzarollsandoreos
I thought he meant chicken drumstick at first.
CardboardPizzas
http://imgur.com/4URUg69
donut77
jesus christ i did too i almost stopped right there
iatha
I stopped for a moment there, wondering whether he'd end up using a chicken or turkey drumstick, before continuing to read
Chalkrah
How many people will shove something up there ass tonight. Statistics tell us at least one
TheNamesGrim
Every night bb <3
Malloth
Does it count if it happened prior to reading this?
dekket
I discovered this year's ago. OP is doomed to a life of getting girls who like to do this kind of stuff.
RubyPorto
It's a hard knock life, for him
dekket
Filled with immensely hard orgasms, tho ;)
doughtnutsteel
I will, i mean i would even before reading this but STILL
HorseBot3000
http://img.pandawhale.com/77304-I-volunteer-as-tribute-gif-Img-WEo1.gif
UsuallySpecial
Tried it before. Ain't much for me, sensationwise. Your physiology may vary.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
I was so disappointed with how much i didn't like it. The shit I read made it sound like it would be the promised land.
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
Same here, my ex gf put a finger in and it hurt
Phelpysan
It didn't do much for me until I figured out I wasn't going far forward (yes, forward, not up) enough. Massive, massive difference.
MedicSailor
If a person can stimulate their prostate by just an in out motion without a curved massager, I'd guess an enlarged prostate is part of it
Phelpysan
Maybe, I wouldn't know.
UsuallySpecial
Oh, huh. May give it another go.
Phelpysan
I only got it last week after looking at a diagram, heh. You'll know when you hit it but you have to go further forward, and tilt (1/2)
MeesheeIsWatchingYou
5/7
NeverLye
My only question is, why a drumstick?
SuikeyShirasu
well, the probe for a prostate exam is like a drumstick, so he opted for the cheaper probe.
PaigeTurner777
Logistically, it's small enough to not be uncomfortable, long enough to be hard to lose up there, and cheaper/more accessible than dildos.
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
Probably because it's shaped like a dick but is much slimmer
PleasantPeasantPheasant
first experience with a finger, and a drum stick is about the same width, and guessing he didn't want to stick his own finger in? idk though
GuyNamedSean
I'm a drummer and I've used drumsticks before. They're alright, but I only used them because I have them.
thatanonymoususer
As a drummer who's splintered/broken drumsticks, I would be terrified of splinters. Much rather a King Sharpie or CS Pocket Shark.
80percentlegs
Well he's not slamming it repeatedly against the rim of a snare. And I'm hoping there was lube involved...
thelazergoespewpew416
Cos they be finger licking good?
machito034
Because the whole chicken didn't fit.
sirplayerone
It's what most "experts" recommend you start with. It's shaped like a dick but it's smoother, slimmer, and longer.
Megadestructo
But... why male models?
TheTipOfAHat
No, the drum tree would have been too much at the start
onjveqwf
"No homo" god said, as he put mans G-spot up his ass.
Statboy78
Always the quest to find and push The Button
baconthegiraffe
This should be the top comment
WulfricBrianDumbledore
Lmao this fucking made my day. +1
ninjagaidensigma
pjmontbleau
Orgasmo is awesomo
PwnageHobo
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty fly?
ninjagaidensigma
Clearly he can, so all is well in the world.
Hnzosan
The doctor probably wanted to molest the guy... as he pointed out, he's only 23
Baileyyj
Yeah that Dr had to have known what he was doing.
Vesane
Well, "There are only 2 contraindications to a PR exam", as we're taught: "You don't have a finger, or they don't have an anus".
Spongybunny
I have an anus but no prostate. Your move.
Vesane
PR exams would still be needed to check anorectal pathology eg haemorrhoids, so... Sorry, but you're no exception
Spongybunny
Are they a regular thing for women though, or is that only if there is reason to assume a complication?
Vesane
Usually only if there's a reason (eg rectal bleeding), but if you're getting a colonoscopy, you're likely going to get a pr too at the start
Vesane
PR = per rectum, not prostate; there are many more reasons for doing a PR exam than just a prostate check, I'm afraid
OfficialMonsantoPR
That's usually the case with prostate exams. At least, that's what my pastor told me.
Rachaelree
Oh honey...
iatha
mattycee
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ericfuentes
Stupid
iDigDinos
Can't blame you. I'm female and it's awesome being ducked in the ass. Sorry she's not willing to try your kink. Strap ons are a load of fun.
BlackberryCobbler
One word. FEELDOE. Google it. Guy I know is the same as @OP, wife is loving but closed-minded, tilhe showed her this and she's at 'maybe'
Tornadotaco
Commenting for no reason in particular.
thatslikeyouropinion
Someone's using mobile.
iDigDinos
Haha yea
blorf
What are you doing tomorrow night? Wanna get a drink?
Monzeekee
Girl here, I enjoy anal too, but no guy's ever let me get behind them.. I'd quite like to fuck a fuck-ee.. aggressively riding is okay tho
TanLinesAreAwesome
Challenge Accepted
BadgerWOOT
My ass is closed country. :/ no joy there.
blitherypoop
Same here. Mine is a well of pain and sadness.
seagespacho
Then you haven't tried, or you tried and they did it wrong :p
Flyndaran
Everyone loves eating spinach and brussels sprouts. If you don't, then you just haven't given it chance. NO! Everyone's different.
BadgerWOOT
Thank fod we're different! ! It would be awful boring if everyone liked the same. :)
Junglesvend
"I like stuff up the butt, I must be gay." Thats... thats not how that works. This guy needs a GF who's into pegging thats all.
EmmyHearts
I wish this was my boyfriend. I'd fuck him silly.
ArtistFormerlyKnownAsSheen
The world needs more gals like you
AfricanChild
You just became a part of my fantasy ty.
HD2composer
Just now seeing this comment, soooo... did he ever open up to such activities?
EmmyHearts
Nope, he doesn't want to and I respect that. I don't want anything in my butt either.
HD2composer
but if he changed his changed mind...boom! you'd happily hop on the opportunity! :)~ Him a few nights later:
Flyndaran
It gets the silliness across better to imagine it's a woman saying that. :)
Junglesvend
huh?
AdrianAmato
I think Flyndaran meant imagine a woman saying "I like it up the ass so I must be gay"
Flyndaran
That is what I said. Few characters and typing tired don't make for clear writing.
Quaxx
I am so glad my wife figured out herself how to treat me, so I dont have to ask for the kinky stuff :D
Tankdoggy
Good for you, I got "lucky" found my husband on a kinky website hehehehehe.
afriendofmine
Well, that's a modern story for your theoretical children.
Tankdoggy
Oh yes, but if we have them, will be adopted anyway, too many LGBT kids are thrown away by parents for being different.
Tankdoggy
Our dogs don't care either way.
Idothechachalikeasissygirlilikadodachacha
Good for you. However, I am absolutely not into but stuff and if my girl decided to "figure out" for herself, I would be 50 shades of WTF.
dekket
All the people I hang out with have similar kinks. I tend to hang out with Poly folk tho.
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yourmomschesthairr
From anal?
Utamey
From life
dekket
Well, hello.
isamux3
Scares the shit out of me if i decide to start dating that they will get wierded out by my kinks.
SaintGutfree
Some will. But keep truckin' and you'll find someone who's crazy matches yours. There are a lot of us freaks out there.
TeammateAssist
I'm like, numb. I won't be turned off anymore. Damn Internet.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssss
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
I'm pretty up front about my kinks and the fact that I NEED them when first meeting a guy. There's no point in wasting each others time.
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
That's why I could never break up with my gf (also I don't want to), because then you'd have a whole new person to "train"
dailyriddley
Fetlife.com
DeathToHeretics
Is this worth trying?
IRideUnicornsNakedInPublic
Absolutely. The forums are great, and for the most part it's a good atmosphere.
dailyriddley
Found my girlfriend over there :) Its worth it.. just be polite and honest. Don't be one of the majority and you'll do fine
WhenIgoDownUnderIcannotEverSeemToFindAustraliaBetweenThoseLegs
What do you mean by "majority"?
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robotsalad
Thank you for the mental image of your vagina flapping it's wings as it elegantly drifts off into the sky. That was beautiful.
PaigeTurner777
Thank you for your beautiful imagery.
mickytease
So you're attracted to men but have no desire for penetrative sex?
Cerinna
Penetration alone is usually not enough to make a woman orgasm anyway. You have to find her good spot and that varies per woman.
mickytease
Yeah, I understand that but my point was more that being with a hetero guy and not being into penetrative sex would suck.
Cerinna
Oh I was looking at the wrong POV there we go. Thanks.
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afriendofmine
what's a yus?
mickytease
Well that's not so bad I guess. There'd be a few ladies out there that would be into that.
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