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THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
Have a Great Day !
$1000 TV Stand
Preparation
TheBooleanOperator
As a Dad Joke telling Dad, I can confirm the "Hook me up with some candy reach behind."
jappards
#27 No GSD for Germany? They are so adorable and German.
zim57398
#1 Is that supposed to be McGregor or Obi-Wan Kenobi?
IamJaxusername
That meme depression one hits too close to home
unboundword
Ya know what? I think I will have a good day!
VajrapaniP
omfg the last one...just rofled
DesertLeporid
I had those same books... For free!
jaredisawesomeandstuff
Mister009
I thought the Paul Walker gal had a little Something About Marry in her hair for a second.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Am in Texas and can confirm that's how we're handling the hurricane
ColdCapital
DeLittleMario
Why thank you and you too @OP
CaptTaka
yeah, sometimes in the spring the wind just tries to murder you. it happens.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I feel so victimized that Harvey is targeting the U.S. What did we do to deserve this???
BreadyStinellis
It's the gays' fault, didn't you know?
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Man, I'm dumb. Should've seen that!
WinterGrasp
Can someone super summarize what is and what happened in that mayweather mcgregor fight?
d0o0o0d
Blow-by-blow summary at https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/6w83bt/fight_thread_floyd_mayweather_vs_conor_mcgregor/
alurkertryinghisbest
2 men punchy in box. cheer
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Floyd's ref barks rules in Mc's face, crowd boos. Mayrunner runs away and hugs. Round 10, Mc gassed, takes hits but standing, ref calls KO.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
BigBossOgg
Who's*
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
You got me
FilthWizardofBlackBooks
The harmacist is hilarious
iamkyleh
Man i miss my ds lite
RainingTacos
I miss my DS Lite, my second DS Lite, my DSi, and my 3DS :(
CaffeineFire
I've still got both my ds lite and my dsi
Blurr7face
I miss my Gameboy SP!! Loved that thing.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I still have one with Pokémon and the sims :D
iamkyleh
Dont have my sp, but i have my purple game boy advance. First video game system i ever owned
ATalkingMushroom
#12 A Chinese place in my area has "Sashimi rollin', they hatin'" on one side and "join us for runch" on the other.
HeyOP
TemporaryUzername
thats the joke.
hibsta
GET IN MAH BELLY!!
AdmiralSassbar
Well he sure as hell didn't miss the buffet
BrunoMignaco
You, gonna eat that kid?
PeterBk
perfect!
earthbndmissfit
This one was my fave
blooregardqkazoo
In other news: my fucking roommate won't answer my text and I need a fucking answer, nicole!
LittleMissSpider
Quick give me an address/link,i have something mean to say to Tom hardy online!
cbjfan
"a compete stranger"
pronoun
One lifetime? Try 100 lifetimes...
wheresmymoneydenny
#1 most, though accurate, still seems like an understatement in this case
hybridsm
Absolutely. $50k/yr for 40 years? $2M in lifetime earnings. McGregor earned 50 lifetimes last night. Mayweather, 150 lifetimes.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
*than 30 lifetimes
spetcnaz
A major understatement. If we take a very successful college grad who started earning 100k at graduation at age 22, by 65 he would have made
spetcnaz
4.3 million. But that is not even average salary. Most people will make about 2 mil at 65 depending when they started working. These two
spetcnaz
made several lifetimes worth of money.
Tinkerbellatrix
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
His face says it all.
RussianJudge
ButWhyTho
How about you sell your giant flat screen TV? Fucking millennials. Think they can have their avocado toast and eat it too.
Tinkerbellatrix
Never had avocado toast in my life.
olang21
I tried to always get my books from other students who were done with the class and trying to get rid of theirs--waaaay cheaper
SpaceFlounder
Thanks for reminding me about that. I spent almost $500 on books like 3 days ago
swimmer07
I want to know where he is getting text books that cheap
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Just figure out the ISBN google it and find them a lot cheaper.
Tinkerbellatrix
I'm long outta college.
bpetersen
Barnes and Nobles sells top 2 for approximately $50 each. I couldn't find other two
QueenZio
Doesn't work as well when your school has custom copies. From the 4 books I need, 3 are custom to the school.
flavivsaetivs
That sucks. My school doesn't do that and a lot of professors voluntarily use older versions because they know how much it sucks.
captainclutch
Bookstore be like "I'll give you $10" at the end of the semester
GiraffePimp
$10?!? You got a deal!
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
Fuck. This is so true
WhyTheFuckDoINeedAUserNameOkCallMeChris
The original GameStop.
duriancrumble
#4 accurate
NucularCrisitunity
How the rest of the world sees America: stupid people trying to fight hurricanes with their beloved guns...
duriancrumble
NucularCrisitunity
Maybe a little, but it was just to provoke a bit ;)
evil66gurl
Nope, wrong flag.
duriancrumble
truth
Earlkay
Can someone explain the Ireland one pls? It's not for a friend, it's for me.
lazytodd429
This is the first time I've seen an actual answer not buried under 4 metric shittonnes of sarcasm.
QueenAmy
Yeah... Me too. Maybe they're sad mcgreggor lost?
TheBannedOne2
Crying Michael Jordan has become a meme, that face have been put on many people who took a loss. Now that McGregor has lost the fight (1/2)
diverbuzz
Most of us couldn't give a shit whether he won or not.
TheBannedOne2
Oh well, meme makers think differently, as usual...
gaynorvader
I mean the whole point was him to make bank right? Don't think even he gave a shit that he lost.
Jbone97
If you've seen McGregor... he cared a lot.
TheBannedOne2
to Mayweather. This meme assumes the whole country of Ireland is taking that loss. Because McGregor is from Ireland. (2/2)
Earlkay
So it's not a hilarious joke I missed. That's good.
Seethreepeeoh
It's totally inaccurate. There would be loads of rain cloud cover over Ireland.
FatDaddyDoobs
Fun Fact: I had seen it reported that gold shirt guy was beaten to death by 12 assailants for flaunting his wealth in front of poor people.
Cathunterninja
That doesn't sound fun at all.
sulfuratus
If he was so rich, why didn't he put on diamond armour? It's much more effective than gold.
clawdean
Most commonly found in layers 5-12
iamapanda99
Dude! Obviously for memes. He belonged to the secret meme society.
bachterman
the hero brine needs.
ListenHereOP
Fun!
Tminus1622d
A quick google puts you at 'partially correct'. He wore the shirt in 2013, dont know if he still wore it in 2016. He was beat to death, but
Tminus1622d
by people who had invited him over for a party. So it's more of a Purge (the first movie) thing. Rich people being cunts to eachother.
Tminus1622d
Though there is a lot of 'allegedly' in the titles of the news articles, so he might still be alive.
Tminus1622d
wikipedia has him as dead. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datta_Phuge
Tminus1622d
One of the articles says it was friends of his son that killed him over money he owned them. So none of that flaunting wealth stuff.
attofreak
TFW you're Indian and don't have a gold shirt :'(
Lassannn
He should've worn a mithril shirt.
iamapanda99
Yes he was. He was a politician. A stupid one obviously. He was killed and robbed. Talk about being subtle ????
PhilipJFryy
another Fun Fact: That guy is definitely Indian Ron Swanson...
Noobalisious
Nae vay
bachterman
dat tap huge.
Coltx45
I mean if you can't take it with you, might as well enjoy it while it's there!
FreeDadvice
Victim blaming based on the way a person dresses and acts... where have I heard this before?
meganical
Probably thinking about when the French decapitated Marie Antoinette and the King. Peasants blaming royalty for their lack of food
RachTrap
Actualy he was murdered because he owed those 12 men a debt, and instead they just killed him. in front of his son.
FancyGiraffes
Sounds like he was asking for it!
Tminus1622d
Yes, lets kill people for what they decided to wear three years ago! that makes sense. The fck is wrong with you. Go write me a two page
TheMiyoness
Psst, it's a parallel to what people say to women when they've been raped.
Tminus1622d
essay on why we shouldnt judge people on what they used to wear, I want at least two examples from your personal life, I'll give you till
Tminus1622d
Tuesday to hand it in.
Tminus1622d
(if you could image your strictest teacher saying that to you, that would be nice)
thebratinthehat
Interesting, any source?
Tminus1622d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datta_Phuge Sources in the wikipedia source thingie.
FatDaddyDoobs
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3691950/Gold-man-India-beaten-death-mob-armed-sickle-stones-son.html
Filthychickenmotherfather
Is daily mail even considered a source?
Cthulily
Heartbreaking
Shenhatesyou
Something tells me you don't mean it.
Cthulily
Why would I be happy that an internet meme guy is dead?
FatDaddyDoobs
Apparently he was set up to be robbed by being invited to a party & beaten with stones and a sickle. His son was there but was spared.
NihonJinLover
Maybe I've watched too much dateline but I can't help but wonder if the son set it up
OrC23
Mayweather walks around with one million in cash in a backpack. Just sayin.
TheVitoCorleone
Hey its me ur party
NootBoii
Have fun robbing him
Imgurislongerfunny
Wtf
FatDaddyDoobs
iirc the minimum wage in India is $3USD a day. Homie was walking around wearing a $240,000 shirt. guess there were strong opinions about it
DirtRockets
About $18,000 USD according to the article you linked. (14,000 pounds)
Tminus1622d
He was beaten to death over money he owned to people. Not for his fashion sense. And by friends of his son, so presumably, rich.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
India
Ghostsandwitch
yeah... That fun image took a hard turn and real got dark.
HolUpSoYouSayin
That's why I have money but I never wear jewelry, never flash cash or gadgets and drive a normal car.
pixelsnader
That, plus the fact I am not rich.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Cheap car = cheap repairs. Smart man.
gendeates
I like the way you think.
Damos1
I for one dont flash grenades
Nuanra
I'm not exactly rich, but I'm better off than a lot of my friends and family. They'll never know it either.
HolUpSoYouSayin
Avoiding parasites is a main goal. Most of my relatives are useless drunks or potheads. They create their own problems. Not my problems.
ToShellWithYou
I've lied to people close to me about how much I make too and mother fuckers STILL hit me up for money. Shit ruins people.
thebratinthehat
I really don't understand the whole show off thing. I would much rather be secure that maxed out on payments..
annibe11e
Or they have the money to buy it outright.
ZanarkandAbes
Peacocking. That's how some people think life works.
Potentiate
Displays of wealth suggest you can provide security to a potential long term mate and resulting offspring.
Potentiate
That is...it gets you laid bro
Alvi123