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May 17, 2016 4:53 AM
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oneballlance
Is Velcro really going to stop me from leaving my remote in the kitchen? That would be a miracle.
BigBadBillyBoy
Most of these are stupid. #3 could ruin a vacuum by overheating it.
claireebarey
Wait, so to wake up a body part, you must head bang? Is that right?
claydhd14
Trying to reanimate Walt Disney? Use a bread clip to keep your place in the Nerconamicon!
WillJeSuis
I'm sorry I stopped at #2 "pool noodle" what the hell..*googled* "Omg it's actually called that...
ledemon1
so.. breadclips...Do they sell that at Costco?
CharliMcFarli
Bulldog clips. Not paper clips.
kopp1
Idk, but i read "Rub a walnut on damaged women"
theedza
FYI, freezing a Nalgene bottle might cause it to crack. Source: my fucking bottle cracked.
scotskies
Carton should be poured like an oil can - with the hole furthest from where you want the liquid to go. Putting another hole makes it go off
DavidNightingale
Bouncing batteries? Why would that work?
LynxTryFours
Use bread clips to organize all those pesky bread clips
ColoradoSky
Useful tip, useful tip, don't be black, useful tip
Standingranby
Never loose your remotes again: don't have kids!
TheDizzation
Who the hell has life support right next to the hot tub?
derekjohn
It's code for the drinks' fridge.
sentientseven
Who hasn't? What a time to be alive!
GoodLuckWeAreAllCountingOnYou
Trash level achieved: White
PorkShenanigans
But how would you get the pen spring onto the charger cord?
DoctorCheeze
spin it on
iluvbunbuns
Cut one of the ends off the chord and use the spring to hold everything together. Duh!
DarkSock
#9 - "ONE TRIP MAN!!!"
wyatt8740
WANTRIIIIIIP
mrcocoabeans
I rubbed walnut into an oak bench top after accidentally gouging out a length with scissors. Not surprisingly it didnt cover it up that well
LoodGookin
I too have tried it on minor dings, didn't work at all.
mrcocoabeans
This was huge though. Deep and wide gouge, was also just before selling our house. Mum was not impressed
OverlordAinzOoalGown
Salvantas
Newer Androids remember for you, and beam the info directly to your brain.
Unitard
"Use a coozie to cover your stick on hot days" ...Phrasing!!
PicklePenis
for the Auzzies, its a stubby holder
DrDogHed
"Hey Tim hold the fuck up, i need a pic of you and my stuff for evidence for borrowing my stuff cause we're such good bros"
davepermen
A proper good bro will only think 'damn i shouldve done that when i gave him my stuff he "doesnt have anymore"'
ZebraScientist
So...is no one going to mention the hack to avoid being shot by cops?
SeverusSnapeWasJustMisunderstood
Thank you! Expected that to be top comment.
GadenKerensky
That was a hell of a curve ball.
emaguire
Also, painting the palms white... Little weird?
ektesimon
#13 TIL you can only make pictures with iPhone, not with any other phone
waldosbabe
If you freeze a bottle on its side, the water freezes the lid shut. I've tried it :/
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
don't do it with metal bottles. the ice pushed the bottom out so it wont stand and voided the life time warranty
LoodGookin
I do this but keep the bottle at an angle so the lid is free of water.
jPharm
Took an odd turn there in the middle
CaseyCase
How many coats should I be painting on??
DecepticonCustomerService
I feel like this was just an ad for bread clips
90ina65
I feel like bread clips are being used for everything except what they were intended for.
Amaterashu
reddit.com/r/hailcorporate
Lulabel73
I know but where do you buy them?!
Macroscopic
You steal them from work, one at a time, over a number of years. Obviously.
ImJustinSane
That bread clip to fix your flip flops is good. That should save me thousands of dollars on footwear this summer. WTF?
BrOwenn
You say wtf but I have done it and it works
ImJustinSane
I'm sure, but, what are they... $2/pair? Take out a loan or a second mortgage and splurge for a new pair.
BrOwenn
yeah but sometimes its just convenient to use up those spare pocket bread clips.
ImJustinSane
That's true. Sometimes I have to leave my wallet at home to accommodate all my bread clips.
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Anyone else notice "life support" on the cable management one?
Nize426
Someone explain the wooden ladle on the pot thing for me. I've tried it and it had never worked, and I don't understand how it would.
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Only thing I could imagine is that it might create a small back-pressure into the pot, but I couldn't see it being significant if it's large
toplessrabbit
And they have a mouse with two wires? Something isn't right.
DevilishlySexyStarfish
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
GuaiLoh
Yeah shit got serious..
GnomeAndGarden
That's the coffee maker.
SerpentWearer
My chief used to put down a pot before lunch and another after, and there had better always be a cup waiting for him when he gets in.
SailorLuna13
Or maybe it just means what it says exactly. You never know when a nurse plugs in her phone and accidently kills a brain dead patient 1/2
GoodUnit
I am so wondering how he could power a hot tub with a USB cable
SailorLuna13
Or ruins someone's hot tub time machine party at 3am. (2/2)
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Especially if everyone's skinny-dipping and the jets turn off, and now you can see everyone's junk #awkward
BetterOffTedDeservedAnotherSeason
$5 says that's the router, I'm more confused about "hot tub".
ohapieceofcandy
You mean one pizza
ShinyPenguins
Life support is modem. Hot tub is router.
mithiwithi
Yeah, that's an awfully narrow gauge for something that pulls as many watts as a hot tub.
BetterOffTedDeservedAnotherSeason
It's the coffee maker!